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"If an item of clothing has someone's name on it, surely they should wear it?"

the shorts incident of 2026. i was here

Taskmaster UK is a show about four normal comedians doing a bit and one actual alien who has just arrived on the planet and is not yet familiar with earth logic

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Taskmaster NZ is filmed on the planet those aliens come from

#as a kiwi #yeah

merry-magenta

Mathew Baynton, Taskmaster Series 19

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S20E09

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Average Taskmaster intro

Greg: And next to me is a man who once confided in me that he thinks the NHS is run by Satanist Freemasons, IT'S LITTLE ALEX HOOOOOORNE!

Alex: Hi Greg. I've decided to start raising salmon

merry-magenta

Taskmaster Series 19, Episode 8 “Science All Your Life”

"JAVIE MARTZOUKAS!"

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TASKMASTER 19.3 "My Presumably Scrotum"

#aaaaactually just like me fr

littlealexhorne

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thesorrowoflizards

one of my favorite things on taskmaster is when one of the contestants go "well, i can't just do [x]. that would be stupid" and then it immediately cuts to another contestant doing that. "i can't just chuck it, that would never work!" well taskman mcdumbass over here is tossing that bitch immediately. it sadly plonks to the ground, completely ineffectual. what did you think would happen. amazing. high art

taskmastercaps

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. James Acaster stands at a kitchen counter, rolling a green grape towards the camera with a dramatic flourish. Later, in the studio, Kerry Godliman explains, "James is my grape gimp, and when I ring him... When I ring him, I go, 'Grape,' and then he transports a grape to me in some way." End ID.]