hyper-extended clit

sometimes I'm sad sometimes I'm hungry // new tumblr @fuxxit

[jxmeshoxg]

i made a new blog

pls follow :) @fuxxit

[stability]

an icon

[party-slug]

cool future

[carthief-deactivated20180311]

literally what compelled somebody to make this

[jacmirie-deactivated20181110]

the power of christ

[postllimit]

magic

[whxte-ferrari]

How many tries did it take to get this

[postllimit]

one because im a fuckin wizard

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[velocicrafter]

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

[jhameia]

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.

[durbikins]

[splattox]

By the way, a cautionary tale

If you find a bunch of bones that are A: untouched and B: supernaturally clean, there is definitely a reason for both of those things. Sometimes that reason is ants. Sometimes those ants are fire ants. Sometimes those fire ants have made a nest over the entire three meter area around those bones

[nonbinary-entomologist]

Sounds like someone had an adventure with fire ants

[frankenmouse]

I love that this started like one of those rural Gothic posts and ended with “FUCK FIRE ANTS”

[sneakyfeets]

today I was BLESSED

[bloodswamp-deactivated20170613]

if i see this fucker on the road im rear-ending them as hard as possible without hesitation

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

[greelin]

[upon seeing the headless horseman] so, no head?

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[meloetta]

me: *has a romantic thought*

me: 

[thirstingaintdead-deactivated20]

[thewilkersons]

[foxensterren-deactivated2018020]

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

[american-crhapsody]

that fucking kid took one for the team

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

Whup Tee Doo

[zackisontumblr]

Jo Ann has had ENOUGH

[zeldamaniac44]

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder