Diamonds are Forever

if youre the sun then i'm the moon because when i rise you go down

[heyitsjaki]

Good boy. 😘🔪

–Funny how the scariest thing in a universe filled with demons, abominations, and undead is a petite redhead.

[khalix-hyetology]

Hector is Betrayed by Lenore and it breaks him…

[enisthea]

“We could just leave, Hector. If you want to be with me.”

[nohrian-bum]

I couldn’t think about anything else so I made this

[you-have-startled-the-witch]

*uses HTML to italicize a few words*

[redvelvetcult]

171125 peek a boo

[frenchifries]

me, harvesting all the crops in a minecraft village for myself: does this anger you, villagers? am i stealing your sustenance? did you need these crops to feed your people? your children? have i wronged you?

villagers, in unison: hrrm

[kikimokivt]

Me, finding a minecraft village with no crops on a server: these monster, leaving u with no sustenance. I will stay, I will rebuild, I will bring ur town back to the glory it once was at, I will bring back the crops so ur people can once again live in peace and harmony with nature!

Villagera, in unison: hrrm

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

my goal in life is to be as cool as nick from jimmy neutron  

[deadpixiel]

he looks like a mexican sasuke

[nevver]

A bridge too far, Øystein Sture Aspelund

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

everytime i see a pair of earrings missing from a multipack at the department store

[vurtual]

[marikazemus34]

[floresdenaranja]

696969…nice

[cosed]

stealing copics from prissy art store and ur also gay pride flag!

coral red - for the color of a copic i stole from a prissy art store

peach - for another of the copic colors i stole from a prissy art store

yellow orange maize corn - copics cost $4 minimum i hate this world man im sick of it

navy mint - i stole this color of copic from an art store

dark green - this was a copic color taken from a store via illicit means

navy dark blue - this might sound wild but i have a copic marker in this color

[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[frankie-steins-leg]

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

[asteria-thiourea]

sketch dump

click jade to read uwu

[memories]

I’m thinking about getting a hamster and naming it after #gratsu. Sound off in the replies if this is a bad idea.