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@jyuhara
‘ people can change when the circumstances change. I CHANGED… ‘ HOMICIDE DETECTIVE | MASTER OF THE OCCULT | ORIGINAL CHARACTER INSP. CONSTATINE
✧ BROOKLYN NINE - NINE SENTENCE PROMPTS !
* A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞
❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞
❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞
❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞
❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞
❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞
❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞
❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞
❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞
❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞
❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞
❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞
❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞
❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞
❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck. ❞
❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick! ❞
❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞
❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞
❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞
❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞
❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞
❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞
❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞
❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞
❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞
❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞
❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞
❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞
❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞
❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞
❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞
❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞
❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞
❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞
❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞
❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞
❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞
❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞
❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞
❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞
❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞
❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞
❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞
❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞
❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞
❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞
❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞
❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞
❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞
❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞
❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞
❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞
❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞
❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞
❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞
❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞
❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞
❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞
❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞
❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞
❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞
❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞
❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞
❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞
❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞
❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞
❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?! ❞
❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞
❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞
❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞
❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞
❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞
❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞
❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞
❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞
❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞
❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞
❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞
❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞
❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞
❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞
❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞
❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞
❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞
❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞
❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞
❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞
❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞
❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞
❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞
❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead. ❞
❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad. ❞
❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞
❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞
❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞
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gumihc:
All at once, many divergent feelings are instantaneously painted across the tainted porcelain of the woman’s visage ─ Although confusion and disbelief seem to be the most prominent ones, there’s also a quite evident hint of mischievous amusement as she continues to observe the rapid swelling of his chest, the way his hands remain rested ‘pon his hips and of course, as she continues to listen to the seemingly endless series of complaints that descend ‘pon her poised ears like unpleasant raindrops. Slender neck leisurely crooks to one side, an unconscious gesture more akin to that of a fascinated animal than to an action performed by a gracious lady ; corners of plush tiers thus curl upwards into the vision of a taunting simper, wide enough to generously offer a fleeting glimpse of the sharp fangs underneath.
❝ How overly dramatic of you ! I’m quite certain that any poisonous snake that had the pleasure of meeting you is still laughing, considering your embarrassing lack of physical prowess. ❞ The Gumiho’s response comes under the features of a sing-song offense, a heavy taunt laced with the sole intention of further getting on his nerves After all, this is merely his fault for not running away when he had the chance to. All of sudden, however, the she-beast is standing up from her previously crouched position once more and with her visage now barren of playful animi, she grows as cold as ice.
❝ Who said that I’m letting you go, darling ? Our night together has just started. ❞
RUN !! RUN, THE HELL OUT OF THERE !! The long strides his legs took while running granted him to be an adequate distance from immediate danger. He’s become lightheaded, with the wild thudding of his heart within his throat -- mind’s still racing from the sudden turn of events. For a moment -- he’s even forgotten that he’s fairly capable of turning out of here with AT LEAST most of his limbs intact. “ Shit, shit !! “, he’s seething, while his teeth grind down hard from the amounting stress. “ LISTEN TO ME-- you need to STOP all this now !! We might’ve not known each other long enough BUT-- we know each other, and I’m NOT down to battling to the death !! “ The man slides onto the ground on his knees, tearing his jeans in the process. At last...he’s managed to find refuge nearest to a pile of brush and trees, offering to be a great camouflage-- even if for a moment. Meanwhile, he’s fumbling through several pockets until he’s found a folding knife -- adorned with a dark curved wooden handle. Without a second thought, the blade is brought to press firmly against his skin. Keeping himself steady, while slicing lines and carving shapes ( sigils ) mid-way down his forearm. Left hand clutching the knife tight within his palm, before bringing himself to stand once again. Dark brown eyes are darting all about the forest-- unaware of where the young woman may be lurking. Yet, somehow-- after all this, he’s prepared to face her head on and that’s CLEARLY adrenaline talking nonsense now. “ Come at me, but...I’ll be the UNTASTEIEST motherfucker you’ve ever eaten !. “
STARTER ( @maorei )
Right hand in his pant’s pocket-- keeping a casual pace while jogging up the stairway, until he’s reached the third floor. The detective takes a right turn through double doors. there’s chatter among colleagues; vague mentions of active cases and personal happenings. Not another minute passes before the homicide division's assistant greets him with a go-to attitude while handing over a small stack of files. He’s given half a smile back, followed by a small bow. His lanky figure leans against another detective’s wall divider, left arm resting along the top while listening in to their case updates. He appears focused-- up until he’s noticed someone from the corner of his eyes. There she sat, ever so patiently in the room across-- the room he’s usually taken for his own while working.
Jae excuses himself, turning about to make his way towards that very room -- making sure to close the door behind him before finally speaking up. He’s kneeling down before her, taking her hands into his own and meeting her gaze. “ --What’s this? You’re here so late and alone...? I’m still not off for several more hours. I don’t think I’ll be able to go out for dinner this time around.., there’s some warrant forms I need to fill out. Had I known I’d take this long -- I would’ve called so you didn’t have to make a special trip out here.. Did you at least get to eat before coming...? “
STARTER ( @sonofthemxrning )
An unnerving, chilling sensation overcomes him -- stopping the detective DEAD in his tracks. He appears to be in some sort of eerie trance, which bestowed him with the unwarranted stares of passersby-- most whom appeared to be notably FREAKED. Thick brows scrunch in confusion, shortly thereafter taking a good look at his surroundings. The man isn’t able to pinpoint a SOURCE to his triggered senses. It’s odd-- INCREDIBLY odd. He’s shaken himself from rambled thoughts-- quick to take a strong step forward and right into someone walking opposite of him. It was then he’s remembered about the SCALDING Americano he’d been holding -- which spilled to stain that stranger’s outfit. “ Oh, I’m so-- “, he’s looked up, brown eyes blinking then squinting with suspicion. “ Oh.., it’s YOU. No wonder I felt so OFF. Just when I was thinking of enjoying lunch out... “
STARTER ( @swccthrt )
The heels of his classic onyx leather shoes clicked against asphalt, resounding within the packed alleyway street. A wildly popular spot for some late night fun -- including but not limited to all types of street food with flavors to die for. His hands are deep within the pockets of his black long-coat, keeping them warm from dropping temperatures. Tired eyes are observing the different groups gathered at different odds and ends, but a particular person stood out to him -- A young man with a KILLER wardrobe, made up of varying hues of pink. Of course..., the man knew EXACTLY who this was. His posture perks at the familiarity -- quick to weave through other people until he’s made it to his friend’s side. “ --fancy seeing you here, especially this late at night. Let me guess..., had a sudden craving or-- am I intruding on some serious business here? “, light laughter follows his words, with half a smile lined to his lips.
STARTER ( @manaborn )
“ GWEN, I LOOK RIDICULOUS... “ The man wore a black skintight outfit with purple accents and undertones. It began at his upper neck, down covering his torso and legs, wearing dark kevlar jeans atop and classic wingtip boots on his feet. The sleeves stretched from his shoulders to his wrists, finished off by tactical combat gloves. In his hands -- he held a helmet, which directly connected to an oxygen supply concealed within his uniform. Even with the decent suit up, it still brought him great concern -- knowing oxygen was limited, unless magic was involved. “ -- there’s gotta be another way. I know some spells but -- I’ve only used it underwater, never in space... “, he exhales deeply, right arm hanging to his side with the helmet in hand while reaching up to tousle his own dark locks. “ --better question, how are we getting out THERE? “
Appearance Headcanons
- Body.
long legs. short legs. average legs. slender thighs. thick thighs. muscular thighs. skinny arms. soft arms. muscular arms. toned stomach. flat stomach. flabby stomach. soft stomach. six pack. beer belly. lean frame. slender frame. muscular frame. voluptuous frame. petite frame. lanky frame. short nails. long nails. manicured nails. dirty nails. flat ass. toned ass. bubble butt. thick ass. small waist. thick waist. narrow hips. average hips. wide hips. big feet. average feet. small feet. slender feet. calloused feet. calloused hands. soft hands. big hands. average hands. small hands. long fingers. short fingers. average fingers. broad shoulders. underweight. average weight. overweight. ideal weight.
- Height.
shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm to 150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. taller than 2 m.
- Skin.
pale. fair. rosy. olive. dark. tanned. blotchy. smooth. acne. dry. greasy. freckled. scarred. cool undertones. neutral undertones. warm undertones.
- Eyes.
small. large. average. grey. brown. black. blue. red. pink. purple. green. gold. hazel. hetero-chromatic. doe - eyed. almond. close - set. wide -set. squinty. monolid. double eyelids. hooded eyelids. heavy eyelids. upturned. downturned.
- Hair.
thin. thick. fine. normal. greasy. dry. soft. shiny. curly. frizzy. wild. unruly. straight. smooth. wavy. floppy. cropped. pixie cut. short. shoulder length. back length. waist length. floor length. buzz cut. bald. jaw length. mohawk. white. platinum blonde. golden blonde. dirty blonde. ombre. light brown. mouse brown. chestnut brown. golden brown. chocolate brown.dark brown. jet black. ginger. auburn. unnatural colour. streaked. thin eyebrows. average eyebrows. thick eyebrows.
- Tattoos / piercings.
full sleeve. thigh tattoo. shin tattoo. calves tattoo. wrist tattoo. upper back tattoo. lower back tattoo. hip tattoo. hand / finger tattoo. foot tattoo. neck tattoo. face tattoo. chest tattoo. side tattoo. one tattoo. a few here and there. multiple. no tattoo. monroe piercing. nose piercing. septum. nipple piercing. genital piercing. industrial piercings. earlobe piercing(s). prince albert piercing. apadravya piercing. eyebrow piercing. tongue piercing. lip piercing. tragus piercing. angel bites. labret. gauges. navel piercing. inverse navel piercing. cheek piercing. smiley. nape piecings. no piercings.
- Cosmetics.
light eyeliner. heavy eyeliner. cat eyes. mascara. fake eyelashes. matte lipstick. regular lipstick. lipgloss. chapstick. red lips. pink lips. dark lips. bronzer. highlighter. eyeshadow. neutral eyeshadow. smokey eyes. colourful eyeshadow. blush. lipliner. light contouring. heavy contouring. powder. matte foundation. satin foundation. dewy foundation. concealer. wears make up regularly. wears it from time to time. never wears make up.
- Scent.
floral. fruity. perfumes. aftershave. cocoa. moisturizer. natural soap. shampoo. cigarettes. leather. sweat. food. incense. marijuana. cologne. whiskey. wine. fried food. blood. fire. metal. rain. grass. ocean. autumn leaves. baked bread. smoke. campfire. lavender. trees. musk. rose. gingerbread. peppermint. oak. honey. lemon. vanilla. coffee. cake. hyde.
- Clothes.
masculine. feminine. androgynous. jeans. tight pants. overknee socks. tights. leggings. yoga pants. miniskirt. loose skirt. formfitting dress. cardigans. flannel. blouse. button up shirt. graphic shirt. sports shirt. sweatpants. tank top. cut off shirt. designer. high street. online stores. thrift. lingerie. maxidress. sundress. suit and tie. cocktail dress. highslit dress. loose clothing. fitted clothing. tight clothing. jean shorts. sweater. sweater vest. khaki pants. hoodie. harem pants. basketball shorts. boxers. boxer briefs. briefs. thong. hotpants. hipster panties. bra. sports bra. crop top. corset. leotard. polka dots. stripes. glitter. silk. lace. satin. leather. velvet. chemise. patterns. florals. neon colours. pastels. neutral colours. black. dark colours. faux fur. fur.
- Shoes.
sneakers. slip-ons. flats. slippers. sandals. high heels. kitten heels. ankle boots. combat boots. boots. knee-high boots. platforms. stripper heels. bare feet. loafers.
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✰ * º ❛ buzzfeed unsolved sentence starters ( pt. four ) ❜
( part of the youtube starter series )
‘ you don’t feel strange at all? not even a little bit? ’ ‘ oh shit, waddup! i’m taking a selfie with some demons, yooo. hell yeah, whaaa!! ’ ‘ you’re insufferable. ’ ‘ yeah, i’m just gonna… get some fucking holy water. ’ ‘ i’ve lived my life with one adage and that’s don’t fuck with demons. ’ ‘ i just love seeing you squirm! ’ ‘ okay, tell your spooky story! ’ ‘ i think this is all bullshit. ’ ‘ we better get out of this house, somebody knocked our little bear out of his little wicker chair. ’ ‘ you’re telling me you wouldn’t be unnerved by going upstairs and seeing a bunch of stuffed animals organized into a little cult circle when no one did it? ’ ‘ what the fuck? oh shit! no!! where’s my holy water? ’ ‘ what the fuck? oh shit! no!! ’ ‘ where’s my holy water? ’ ‘ it’s just a flashlight! it rolls, it’s cylindrical! ’ ‘ here’s the thing– this is what i fucking love about like, paranormal evidence. people are always clamoring for it, right? like ‘where’s the evidence,’ and then when the evidence is finally they’re like, ‘fake!’ ’ ‘ if you slit my throat tonight, i’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that. ’ ‘ will you haunt me for the rest of my life? ’ ‘ no, i won’t haunt you cause i’ll be dead. ghosts aren’t real. ’ ‘ that demon’s racist! ’ ‘ fuck that demon, he’s whitewashing the history of this house. ’ ‘ this demon’s what’s wrong with hollywood. ’ ‘ whatever, demon’s racist. i don’t respect this demon. ’ ‘ you’ve lost your mind! ’ ‘ here we go! rock and roll, buckaroo. ’ ‘ fuck this house. fuck this house so hard. ’ ‘ here’s the thing, i discount almost 100% of all of ‘i saw it in the middle of the night’ things because sleep paralysis, often times, most people wake up and see shit. ’ ‘ if i wake up tonight and there’s this grotesque looking thing laying next to me and just staring at me with it’s fucking stupid beady eyes open, i’m gonna shit myself. there’s gonna be poo in my sleeping bag. ’ ‘ i’m gonna sleep closer to you, i don’t care. ’ ‘ every little pin drop that you hear, every little creak, it’s gonna make your butthole tighten. ’ ‘ i think it would be a sleep-full night for me if it weren’t for you. ’ ‘ annnnnd nope, i’m man enough to admit that this is not happening tonight. i can’t. it’s not happening ever. ’ ‘ you givin’ up? ’ ‘ i just think it’s silly to give up at the last minute, but whatever. you know, it’s no big deal. ’ ‘ did you just call the demon a motherfucker? ’ ‘ i don’t give a shit now, i’m gone. ’ ‘ peace out, bitches. go fuck yourself. you were truly awful and i hate you. ’ ‘ this is the happiest moment of my life. ’ ‘ i think it was just a wonderful coincidence. ’ ‘ i’m glad it happened because i got to see you turn into a babbling mess. ’ ‘ i’m happy to let you believe in this ‘cause i think it’s fun that you believe in it, cause if we go to more places, it’s gonna be fun to watch you freak out some more. so great. ’ ‘ let’s just call it unsolved, how ‘bout that? ’ ‘ but we sure had fun! ’ ‘ he looks really happy, actually. look at that little face. he looks like he’s eatin’ grapes. ’ ‘ that’s really interesting, let’s get the fuck out of here. ’ ‘ i don’t wanna imagine that. can’t you just let me enjoy the moment for once? ’ ‘ what a trip its been. we’ve seen a lot of stuff. seen spiders, we’ve seen… ghouls. ’ ‘ this looks like disney land. i wouldn’t be surprised if they got cotton candy in there. ’ ‘ yuk it up, man. yuk it up. you’re really enjoying this, but when the lights go off, this may be a little different. ’ ‘ you’re full of shit if you do not feel strange right now. ’ ‘ i assure you in like half of the places you’ve been, people have died there. people have probably died in the chipotle we just ate at. ’ ‘ well then that’s why she didn’t live forever! cause she found a loophole! ’ ‘ i won’t argue that your logic is flawed. i just hate it because it’s detrimental to my argument. ’ ‘ you think the ghosts just checked in every like 3 to 5 years? ’ ‘ this is a theory. i’m just stating a theory. ’ ‘ no one builds a house like this because they have arthritis. no one says, ‘oh, my knuckles feel a little funny. i’m gonna build a house with 500 rooms.’ ’ ‘ i hear ya, man. i agree with ya. i’m just saying this is a theory that people believe… and i’m relaying the theory. ’ ‘ those people are idiots. ’ ‘ i mean, you know what the doctor says: ‘nothing’s better for arthritis than a two story drop to the floor below’ right? ’ ‘ although, i will say, i cannot imagine communicating with spirits produces any kind of receipt. ’ ‘ that’d be– yeah. i… i agree with your calling of bullshit. ’ ‘ good! i’m glad we agree on something for once. ’ ‘ i’m gonna lock myself in here with the ghosts. ’ ‘ i knew that you were gonna do that and it still scared me. fuck you. ’ ‘ hey, man. calm down! ’ ‘ you almost scared me to death – i’m never gonna forgive you for that. hope you’re fucking proud of yourself. ’ ‘ there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real. you can’t see gravity – that’s real. ’ ‘ i can’t see gravity? yeah, i can drop an apple. ’ ‘ hey, ghosts! tussle my hair. give me a little purple nurple or something, let’s have some fun! ’ ‘ you’re the worst. ’ ‘ if i have to spend one more moment looking at your silly face, i think i might murder you myself. ’ ‘ we’re on our way to a nightmare. ’ ‘ you’re on your way to a nightmare. i’m on my way to a nice retreat. ’ ‘ this is a mistake. ’ ‘ there’s also a thunderstorm rolling in so that’s fun. ’ ‘ he looks fine. look at him! the kids fine and now i feel like a big weenie. ’ ‘ you are a big weenie. ’ ‘ this is the beginning of a horror movie right now. ’ ‘ that’s an ominous cloud in the sky. some very atmospheric thunder. ’ ‘ well, this seems all horrible and awful in general. ’ ‘ look, there’s spiders everywhere, so that’s nice. ’ ‘ see, i’m more concerned about the spiders than the ghosts. ’ ‘ i thought i got bit in the asscheeks by a spider. ’ ‘ anytime i get even remotely spooked, i just look to the monkey with the sunglasses. ’ ‘ is that a bed? is that a guy? should we poke it with a stick? ’ ‘ uhh, sure. if that’s what it’s gonna take to get us out of here then yes, i believe in all of this. ’ ‘ this is a fucking nightmare. ’ ‘ what the fuck was that?! holy shit balls! ’ ‘ okay, i don’t care what his favorite was – fuck that, let’s go. ’ ‘ toodaloo, can’t say it was pleasurable. ’ ‘ fuck everything about that place. ’ ‘ ‘odd’ doesn’t even begin to describe this one. it’s very strange. ’ ‘ my interest is piqued. ’ ‘ they’re making their kids work seven days a week? my parents would maybe be like, ‘empty the dishwasher’ on a… you know, a thursday, and i’d be like, ‘this is bullshit.’ ’ ‘ i guess i’d run away from my parents if they made me work seven days a week, especially if i was shoveling horse shit and moving dirt. ’ ‘ i’d fake my own death. ’ ‘ you strike me as one of those idiots who likes to put their phone down and walk into the middle of the woods and experience nature and all that bullshit. ’ ‘ either way, leaving your house in this day and age without your phone, without your credit cards, that’s already a death sentence. you can’t do that. ’ ‘ this is what happens when you live on a farm. ’ ‘ what wide generalization are you gonna make about people on farms right now? ’ ‘ i just think you gotta read some– some culture, eh, watch some two and a half men, i don’t care. just connect to popular media and know what the world is thinking, otherwise you go nuts. ’ ‘ yeah, ‘cause nothing says sanity and civilization like a red robin resturant, right? ’ ‘ how much trouble could a family of farmers get into? ’ ‘ farmers and bears don’t mix. they don’t put bears on farms. ’ ‘ i imagine this is a little bit more than they bargained for when they were trying to find that pikachu. ’ ‘ that’s fucking terrifying. ’ ‘ you just lock your door. you’re in a car, drive away. that’s not that scary. and then, you know, if the doors don’t work and he starts breaking a window, then guess what? time to die. and that’s a bummer. ’ ‘ then guess what? time to die. and that’s a bummer. ’ ‘ what point does the fear come in? about when the life is draining out of my body. ’ ‘ oh yeah, excuse the public for wondering about your safety, sir. ’ ‘ this does make me realize i don’t give people the middle finger enough. ’ ‘ i guess i’ll just go fuck myself then. ’ ‘ i’m not gonna go find my kids if i’m trying to get off the grid. off the grid, no more kids. ’ ‘ alright, well… once again, we’ve solved nothing. ’ ‘ do you think you could become part of a shared delusion? ’ ‘ every time i’ve ever offered even a little bit of a delusional thought, you immediately shut it down. ’ ‘ no one thinks they’re susceptible to shared delusions and then it happens. ’ ‘ what if we’re in a shared delusion right now? ’ ‘ is this all in our mind? ’ ‘ it could be all in our mind. this could be the most elaborate delusion of all and we’re talking we’re talking about delusions which, in term, is actually a weird delusional loop. ’
henzhaos:
“No! I mean … not, like, lost-lost,” Henry says, making his words sound a little too casual – which only results in them making it quite obvious that he’s very, very confused. Lost. “Of course I did. I wouldn’t have dragged you here if I didn’t know what I was doing,” he continues, though his response isn’t completely true. While he has been here before, he didn’t go as far inside the tunnel as they did now – but who’d expect to get lost in a tunnel? Henry sighs. “Alright,” he reaches up to scratch at his head, his eyes following the ray of light coming out of his flashlight. At the other’s comment, Henry can’t help but let out a little laugh. They’re situation is anything but amusing, sure, but getting even more frustrated with it isn’t going to help either. “Well, fuck. Let’s just keep going that way,” he says, nodding towards the direction they were headed to, “we’re going to end somewhere. What time is it, anyway?”
‘ Time...? ‘ His right arm raises, looking at the silver watch wrapped on his wrist. Dark eyes squinting to make out the roman numerals. ‘ Looks to be ten past nine. ‘ Right arm falls back to his side, as his head shakes in dismay. ‘ We’ve been here for a little over an hour. At this point -- you might as well say we’re lost... ‘ Situations like this reminded him of the movies he’d watch -- and all of them didn’t end so well for the characters. Even if his line of work was often gruesome or eerie on a daily -- it didn’t mean that he exempt from raising hairs at something so cliche. Lips are pressed thin, as he’s taking a quick look over his shoulder and then straight ahead of them. ‘ Ok, let’s keep going. Anything to get out of here because...if this light goes out on us in here...we’re screwed. ‘ His head motions towards the direction that the young man had suggested on. It might have been his looming sense of desperation -- but he was well over several feet ahead of the other. And among their brief moment of silence -- an incredibly haunting ‘ skkk ‘ has him stopping right in his tracks. ‘ That didn’t sound right at all... Did you hear it too or -- have I lost it being in here for so long...? ‘
gumihc:
No words could ever describe the feeling of being found when your heart desires attention and indifference at the same time ─ It’s something that leaves your lungs aching for oxygen and even though you inspire as much air as possible, it’s never enough to fill two organs that have become much too ravenous for this poor cage of flesh and bones. And thus, once the man finally closed the distance between their silhouettes ( his heavy breathing had betrayed his presence long before her eyes could trace the lines of his figure ) , Ahreum continued to remain in complete inertia and silence, as if waiting for something else to happen ; no growls or hisses were offered forth and instead, the features of her visage unconsciously softened and subsequently abandoned their previously sharp countenance. Why was he here ? Wasn’t he clever enough to stay away from the beast, from the one thing who could have easily ripped his chest apart ? And then, he spoke.
A brief pause ensued afterwards, mere fleeting instants in which the Gumiho repeated his statement within the confines of her mind, over and over again, as if to comprehend its hidden meaning ; he truly was an odd one. ❝ Are you really going to spit out a lung after such a short run ? ❞ Teased in response the vixen, whose sleeve was already being brushed against her bloodied maw ─ For reasons unknown, being spotted by him like this made her feel uneasy.
▸ cont ! ❤ @jyuhara .
‘ A short run, in the forest -- oh, right! where there are roots, branches, spiders and snakes -- POISONOUS SNAKES. Look -- you might not care about it but... there are POISONOUS SNAKES out there. ‘ There it was -- an expression of UTTER DISBELIEF and no -- it wasn’t because of the scene before him. Rather, it was due to her snarky comment. One would assume he was rather passionate about snakes or DEATHLY AFRAID of them... ‘ I’ll make it easier...on the both of us. ‘ His hands are resting on either side of his hips, a deep exhale follows before he continues to speak: ‘ I’m going to pretend that -- THIS didn’t happen. And I’m just going to be blunt here -- you’re committing a HOMICIDE, right before my very eyes. ‘ Straight forward as that, yet now he’s left wondering if he should explain HOW this isn’t phasing him. STRANGE. Indeed the man is a strange one. He doesn’t agree with any part of what happened here tonight but -- What was he supposed to do...? Have a heated debate with some sort of cannibal -- that would LIKELY kill him in half a second? ESPECIALLY in his current condition? No. He just wanted to go home, down a bottle of ibuprofen and watch the finale of his favorite program. ‘ Go on. Finish up. I’m leaving first. ‘