vogue, 73 questions with ℒILITH MARGARETA TASHEV ✸ ،،̲ how is drew starkey, as a boyfriend? ━━ ' something like this ... ' inspired by the lovely @hrrtshape
⠀⠀၇୧ ⠀ᅟ𓈒⠀drew starkey as my fame dr (actress) boyfriend!
we both get a kick out of roasting the living shit out of pda. but he lowkey uses any excuse to get his hands on me (probably because i once told him how much i loved attractive hands lol) ━ he has this habit of running his fingers over whatever fabric of shirts i have on (especially during interviews shit gets boring yawnnn), and tugging it down whenever it slips up
he knows how much i hate wearing rings on my fingers (ugh the feeling is just to intense??) so now he always gives me an necklace along with his rings so i can wear them comfortably, around my neck. i have a whole tiny collection!! funky rings are my favorite.
my hair falls out really easily (ㅠ﹏ㅠ) which is a running joke like we always say that he wouldn't be able to ever cheat on me, because my hair is everywhere all over his clothes and stuff. now whenever he sees one of my fallen hair strands around, he sends me a picture (no caption. no nothing) just a picture of a lonely hair. he knows how much i like him texting me during the day, even if it's so stupid (i mean hell?? what voo doo doll is mf planning?)
la la la loves my tattoos. always tracing over them, looking at them. he always thinks his starring is not obvious. even though it very much, is.
dude randomly pulled out a large hair clip on a vacation trip. and was like 'yeah i brought it in case you forgot yours' ??? has been carrying it around in every single bag of his ever since. i don't even forget things that often. he also loves fidgeting with it sometimes.
always matches my sitting position. have you seen that one interview with him matching whatever pose rudy is hitting? yeah, that's him like 24/7. i could be crossing my legs 3000 times, and he'd do the same. mama, i could hit a split and he'd probably do it too. idk if it's an uncouncious thing, he has a thing for matching energies / mirroring.
he needs to stop borrowing all my stuff. like recently he was strolling around with my sunglasses ━ the fans eat it up everytime though. like why are you taking my socks??
loves having my head in his lap, likes to untangle little tangles in my curly hair while i dooze of onto his thigh.. it's so dreamy
also squeezes the back of my neck all the time, because he knows it's always tense. there's always one of those hand clips included in his fan edits URGHHH
﹏ my name is layla, feel free to give any nicknames , i’m 16 and a libra (libra sun, libra rising, and scorpio moon!) , i am an intp and type 6 (or 6w5) , i’m half black (mixed w white…), some things i like are ; kpop, baking, reading, and talking to friends!
shifting related !
𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 i first found out abt shifting in 2020 and lore drop i had a popular shifting acc before i loss the password… , i currently have a shiftok account but some friends of mine are on here sooo, i haven’t shifted yet but shhh
Like where tf are the dr introductions, the moodboards?? All i see are "you can shift just by breathing" "you have already shifted" "do this and shift successfully". I was gone for 2 months and everything is just...meh?
most of us know the basic concept of a desired reality, right? i mean, it’s in the name: a reality you desire. but do you know what it actually is, or how it works?
𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐵𝐴𝑆𝐼𝐶𝑆
your desired reality is just as real as your current reality. it is not a dream. you can taste, touch, smell, see, hear things exactly as you can now! the people you meet, the places you visit, and the moments you create are all authentic. just as you navigate your current life, you have full control and awareness in your desired reality. think of it as a sort of “second life”.
𝐿𝐸𝑇’𝑆 𝐸𝑋𝑃𝐴𝑁𝐷
let’s get to the reason i’m actually making this post.
a lot of you guys put your desired reality on a pedestal. STOP IT!
your desired reality isn’t going to be perfect. you’re gonna have struggles there that you will have to deal with the same as you have here!!! you will have days where you’re stressed, lonely, depressed, angry, and more. AND THAT IS FINE! THAT’S HOW LIFE WORKS! life is not sunshine and rainbows, otherwise it WOULD be a dream. the negative is what makes it so real!
you also need to realise your desired reality isn’t just one reality. just as you do here, you will be constantly shifting there. with every breath, every thought, every decision, every action, you are shifting non-stop.
think of it as a mood board.
every picture is a different reality with one thing you desire, but all of them collaged together is what makes your overall desired reality.
🦦 : OBSERVANT OTTER . . . what are the little things about your desired reality that some might overlook but you love?
🐈⬛ : BALANCED BLACK CAT . . . have you made yourself overpowered (no judgement btw) or are there aspects of your being that counteract your powerful nature?
🦢 : SINCERE SWAN . . . who are your closest friends, companions or pets in your desired reality? and how did you come to meet them?
🪽 ᭡ 𝒆ver𝓐FTER ask game
𝟅𝟈 🦦 — what are the little things about your desired reality that some might overlook but you love?
i love imagining imperfections in my dr! for example: hearing the castleteria booming with conversation, feeling my feet HURT after walking up the many stairs of eah, and being annoyed every once in a while by even my closest friends make me sososo excited to get there + it helps remind me that it’s real life, not fiction.
𝟅𝟈 🐈⬛ — have you made yourself overpowered (no judgement btw) or are there aspects of your being that counteract your powerful nature?
i am by NO means overpowered here😭 i’m shifting to ever after high mostly for the vibes and people, so i’m not too worried about being crazy powerful..! i can shapeshift into a duck/swan though🙂↕️
𝟅𝟈 🦢 — who are your closest friends, companions or pets in your desired reality? and how did you come to meet them?
໒ྀི · REMI SWAN (@murasmuse) . . . we were assigned as roommates to encourage evil behavior from mimi & good behavior from me, but it ended up doing something completely different. they set us up to be foils, but we ended up as best friends ♡
໒ྀི · ASHLYNN ELLA . . . MY SHAYLAA☹️ with her mom being an animal lover, and my dad being a literal bird, i feel like our friendship is kinda obvious. because of our parents relationship, me and ashlynn have been friends since childhood, and i wouldn’t have it any other way!
obviously i have other friends but these two are my closest companions!!
MIMI POOPS HI🥹 i’ve got a few questions for yew…………
🧸 : BROTHERLY BEAR . . . who is your family in your desired reality, blood or chosen? what are your relationships with them like?
🐈 : CLEVER CAT . . . what is your role in your desired reality? are you a royal, commander, advisor, tanner, chef, commoner . . . or even a witch out in the woods that the people shares whispers of?
🦢 : SINCERE SWAN . . . who are your closest friends, companions or pets in your desired reality? and how did you come to meet them?
💬 . ⊹ lovers rock ∿ 俺 ── @eahdr !
🍎 EVER AFTER HIGH DR .. ╲ hi girlfriendd & my mooties, today i’ll be talking about my ever after high dr ! i lowkey just made this dr & i’m already obsessed … smirks ﹏
OO1 🧸 : BROTHERLY BEAR . . . who is your family in your desired reality, blood or chosen? what are your relationships with them like?
i am the daughter of odile ; the black swan. she is my blood mother, but asks more like my sister. our relationship is really rocky — since i’m her daughter, she expects me to be just as cunning and manipulative as her; but that’s not the case.
OO2 🐈 : CLEVER CAT . . . what is your role in your desired reality? are you a royal, commander, advisor, tanner, chef, commoner . . . or even a witch out in the woods that the people shares whispers of?
i’m a rebel!! my role besides that is a high school student at ever after high. i’m usually hanging out with my friends around the school & exploring in the forest/city the other times. my main role is to be just like my mother. — playing the role of the deceiver, the pawn in another’s wicked scheme, and ultimately, the one who is cast aside and forgotten. Her story dictates that she will be used to trick a prince into betraying his true love, only to be discarded once her purpose is served. Just like her mother, she is meant to be a footnote in someone else’s happily ever after, destined to fade into the nothingness. in this reality; after i do this i’m punished to spin on a music box for eternity. do i want to take this route? hell no absolutely not!
OO3 🦢 : SINCERE SWAN . . . who are your closest friends, companions or pets in your desired reality? and how did you come to meet them?
my closest friends in this reality are kenadie of course (my wife, @miaojune) , raven queen , briar beauty, daring charming , apple white , madeline hatter, cedar wood, hunter huntsman & ashlynn white. my ferret’s name is swannie, her birthday is valentines day 02.14.22 — she is a white haired little thang [blink]
ꪆৎ shifting ask game focused on realities centered around fantasy . . .
reblog for asks.
🧸 : BROTHERLY BEAR . . . who is your family in your desired reality, blood or chosen? what are your relationships with them like?
🐈⬛ : BALANCED BLACK CAT . . . have you made yourself overpowered (no judgement btw) or are there aspects of your being that counteract your powerful nature?
🐈 : CLEVER CAT . . . what is your role in your desired reality? are you a royal, commander, advisor, tanner, chef, commoner . . . or even a witch out in the woods that the people shares whispers of?
🦌 : DELICATE DEER . . . what fantasy media inspired your desired reality? does your desired reality follow the same rules as it? if not what are some of the changes you've made?
🐁 : MAGICAL MOUSE . . . is there any magic in your fantasy desired reality? if so, how does it all work? is it chaotic or is there a detailed magic system?
🦦 : OBSERVANT OTTER . . . what are the little things about your desired reality that some might overlook but you love?
🐇 : RATIONAL RABBIT . . . what are the beliefs and or prophecies that people in your desired reality believe in simply because of tradition?
🦨 : SOFT SKUNK . . . what are a few of your favorite memories in your desired reality? what kind of emotion to these memories bring about? who else is in these memories?
🦢 : SINCERE SWAN . . . who are your closest friends, companions or pets in your desired reality? and how did you come to meet them?
ꪆৎ : lmk if you have any suggestions for future ask games!
thanks for the tag!! i fear i only got this because i have physical touch as a love language and i'm sappy as hell. it's the most fitting out of everyone else, however. (half of the traits in orange isn't exactly correct)
no pressure tags: @itsangelicasworld @heartsforkento @zaddizu (most people i usually tag has alr been tagged lol)
゛❤︎ ੭ he had the prettiest eyes i’ve ever seen!
| 𝗔𝗖𝗧 ⁰¹: 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗗𝗨𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡
゛hi shiftblr! this is my first time ever using tumblr for anything other than moodboards, but here we go!! my name is kenadie (adi, or ken also work just fine) and im a minor. i like to keep my age undisclosed just for internet safety, so i totally understand if you dont feel comfortable interacting w me because of this! im an infp and type 9 (psychology nerd🙂↕️), and my zodiac sign is virgo! im bisexual, and black (very embarrassing but i dont know my exact ethnicity..) i yap A LOT so yk.. beware!! fun fact about me, i was 8 days away from being in a whole new grade!
| 𝗔𝗖𝗧 ⁰²: 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗙𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚
゛i started shifting around 2-3 years ago (memory’s a little fuzzy sorry😓) and i’ve been hanging on ever since! you can find me on tiktok (@/illlovc i think), but since i deleted the app and live in america, i won’t be posting anytime soon.. about 4 months ago i took a step back and started over mostly because of shifttok, but also because i was overwhelmed by how many scripts i had (50+). for now i only have a few solid drs, but lots of ideas! while im on the topic of scripts, i kinda have to mention that i maybe sorta make my own temps.. right now im conjuring up a new base, but PERHAPS you’ll see a few templates in the future🙃
| 𝗔𝗖𝗧 ⁰³: 𝗗𝗥𝗦
゛AHH THE FUN PARTT!!! can you tell that i love scripting.. ok here we go [wicked] (TIKTOK EMOJIS I MISS YOUOUOU)
ㅤ𐨂 。 【 💻 】 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗿/𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿
in this reality i live in canada because i love lake louise and why not!! all of my friends (irl and online) are here, my closet is full of only my dream clothes, and i have my dream man (6 ft, brunette, soft-spoken, kind, a little muscular, wears glasses, like i can recite this WORD FOR WORD don’t play)! on top of that, i have fun making videos about anything exciting in my life!
ㅤ𐨂 。 【 🍈 】 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗽𝗶𝗲𝗰𝗲
this reality is based on the live action verson of the series because honestly, i can’t will myself to watch 1122 episodes AND 11 movies and the cast is hot. but yeah, lots of travel and lots of good vibes! i never shut up about mackenyu arata, so it was only right i made a script immediately after watching the first season💆♀️
ㅤ𐨂 。 【 💌 】 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗷𝗼/𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗰𝗼𝗺
i love romance with my whole heart, so why would i not indulge myself and live a life surrounded around it? ironically enough i’m still undecided on an s/o😭 experiencing life in silly little hokkaido, with my silly little loved ones, living a silly little life! this is what i was made for i fear!!!!
| 𝗔𝗖𝗧 ⁰⁴: 𝗨𝗣 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚
゛yeah those ideas i mentioned earlier, there’s a LOT of those🙂↕️ hogwarts, summer camp, haikyuu, fame, and travel drs are the main ones that i’ve been focusing on the most!! sorry i don’t have much to say for this section, i’ve been working on this for hours😭😭 FINALLY DONE DAMN.
this class delves into the legendary tales and divine histories of various magical realms, exploring the origins, powers, and legacies of gods, mythical creatures, and legendary heroes. Mrs. Psyche, an expert in ancient lore and celestial wisdom, guides students through epic sagas, divine rivalries, and the cultural significance of myths across Ever After. expect interactive lessons, dramatic reenactments, and the occasional visit from an actual deity if you’re lucky—or very unlucky
HOMEWORK. expect essays on the morals and hidden meanings in classic myths, plus creative assignments like rewriting a legend with a modern twist
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. show curiosity about myths from all cultures and always be respectful of love deities—Mrs. Psyche takes their stories very seriously
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t mix up gods from different pantheons in your presentations—calling Zeus “a Norse deity” is a one-way ticket to an exasperated sigh
KINGDOM MANAGEMENT. taught by Mrs. Her Majesty, the White Queen
future rulers, nobles, and aspiring leaders learn the ins and outs of running a kingdom, from diplomacy and lawmaking to organizing grand balls and handling royal scandals. the White Queen, known for her composed yet commanding leadership, teaches strategy, ethics, and governance through real-world scenarios, often incorporating Wonderlandian logic puzzles to test students’ problem-solving skills under pressure
HOMEWORK. drafting decrees, designing economic policies, and writing conflict resolution strategies fit for ruling a kingdom
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. always address her formally, take notes in impeccable script, and never question the importance of royal protocol
AVOID MISHAPS. never suggest solving political disputes with a sword—she insists that diplomacy, not duels, is the mark of a true ruler
ADVANCED ELFONOMICS. taught by the esteemed Fairy Queen
this elite course teaches students the intricate financial magic behind running a kingdom, from managing enchanted trade routes to understanding the unpredictable fluctuations of the golden bean stock market. the Fairy Queen, with her keen business acumen and ancient fae wisdom, ensures her students master the art of wealth accumulation, resource allocation, and the occasional negotiation with mischievous leprechauns
HOMEWORK. balancing enchanted budgets, predicting market trends in fairy-tale economies, and occasional field trips to enchanted banks filled with gold
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. keep your calculations accurate and your economic theories sound—Fairy Godmother investments rely on precision, not guesswork
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t accept enchanted gold from leprechauns or trickster fairies—it will vanish overnight, and your grade will disappear with it
GRIMMNASTICS. taught by Coach Gingerbreadman
a fast-paced, action-packed class that combines acrobatics, endurance, and skills fit for any fairytale hero or heroine. with Coach Gingerbreadman’s lightning-fast speed and high-energy training style, students practice enchanted obstacle courses, daring escapes, and storybook stunts that would make even the most daring adventurer sweat. the class focuses on developing strength, flexibility, coordination, and agility, blending magical elements with traditional gymnastics techniques
HOMEWORK. none! ( whew ) but in class, expect daily obstacle courses, tower-climbing drills, and team challenges that involve fleeing from imaginary witches
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. keep up, move fast, and don’t complain—Coach G is all about agility and endurance, and he does’t slow down. ever
AVOID MISHAPS. never eat anything left unattended in the gym—there’s a 50/50 chance it’s either an energy-boosting enchanted snack or a curse-laced trick. you never know!
CHEMYTHSTRY. taught by Professor Rumplestiltskin
a mix of potions, alchemy, and enchanted chemistry, this course teaches students how to brew everything from love potions to transformation elixirs—if they can handle Professor Rumplestiltskin’s cryptic riddles and tricky assignments. with an emphasis on magical reactions and the delicate balance of ingredients, students must be precise, or they may find themselves accidentally cursed or turned into gold
HOMEWORK. brewing potions, analyzing alchemical reactions, and testing the properties of enchanted elements
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. follow instructions to the letter—Rumplestiltskin loves precision and has a zero-tolerance patience for careless spell-mixing
AVOID MISHAPS. never, under any circumstances, agree to any kind of “trade” with the professor in exchange for an easier assignment. it’s not worth it, trust me
DAMSEL - IN - DISTRESSING CLASS. taught by Madam Maid Marian
a staple for traditional storybook heroines, this class teaches the fine art of swooning at the right moment, perfecting the helpless-yet-charming gaze, and calling for help in a voice that carries across enchanted forests. Madam Maid Marian ensures her students master the delicate balance between appearing vulnerable while subtly manipulating the situation to their advantage—because even the most distressed damsels know how to work a fairytale in their favor
HOMEWORK. practicing swooning, perfecting a well-timed gasp, and composing letters of woe to imaginary rescuers
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. always act appropriately dramatic when learning proper distress techniques—anything less than peak theatrics is disappointing
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t accidentally outshine the prince in a rescue simulation—nothing gets you on her bad side faster than saving yourself ( no matter how blitheringly useless your rescuer may be )
CREATIVE STORYTELLING. taught by Professor Jack B. Nimble
in this dynamic and expressive class, students learn how to craft compelling narratives, whether for written tales, theatrical performances, or enchanting oral traditions. Professor Jack B. Nimble, known for his quick wit and lively teaching style, encourages students to think outside the storybook and experiment with different genres, endings, and perspectives, ensuring their own tales are just as spellbinding as the ones that came before them
HOMEWORK. writing fairytales with unexpected endings, crafting riddles, and creating engaging oral stories to be performed in class
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. be witty, be original, and never deliver a boring story—Professor Jack lives for quick thinking and clever twists ( students still whisper about the time he literally fell asleep in the middle of a student’s story )
AVOID MISHAPS. avoid clichés at all costs—it says in the syllabus that if he hears “once upon a time” too often, he might jump out the window in protest
ADVANCED VILLAINY. taught by Mr. Badwolf
for those embracing their darker destinies ( or just wanting to understand the mind of a villain—it’s an elective, too ) this class explores the art of scheming, deception, and tactical villainy. Mr. Badwolf, with his menacing charm and years of experience causing trouble, teaches students how to craft masterful monologues, execute dramatic entrances, and plan foolproof plots—complete with an emphasis on avoiding the classic pitfalls that lead to a villain’s downfall
HOMEWORK. devising foolproof villainous schemes and identifying weak points in heroic plans. bonus points for sabotaging another student’s assignment
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. show ambition, strategy, and more than a little bit of wicked flair—Mr. Badwolf respects students who think like masterminds
AVOID MISHAPS. don't act heroic in class—while he tolerates reform-minded students, he won’t hesitate to assign extra homework as punishment if he feels anyone's too generous or kindhearted
FASHION DESIGN. taught by Mrs. Fairy Godmother
a dream-come-true class for aspiring designers, where students learn to craft magical ensembles, enchant fabrics, and create garments that are both stylish and spellbinding. with Mrs. Fairy Godmother’s expertise in transformation magic, students practice stitching together gowns that change color at midnight, boots that walk on air, and accessories infused with fairy dust. bonus points for those who can design an outfit fit for a royal ball and an epic quest. the class blends traditional design principles with a touch of enchantment, encouraging students to create outfits that reflect their unique personalities and tell their own fairy tales
HOMEWORK. creating mood boards, sketching outfits, and crafting magical garments with enchanted fabrics
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. always keep your workspace neat and clean, and your designs fabulous—Mrs. Fairy Godmother has high standards for both
AVOID MISHAPS. never leave unfinished projects unattended—one rogue swish of a wand, and your dress might sprout wings or turn into a pumpkin
BEAST TRAINING & CARE. taught by Professor Poppa Bear
from training fire-breathing dragons to taming mischievous talking mice, this class prepares students for handling all manner of enchanted creatures. with his warm but no-nonsense approach, Professor Poppa Bear teaches students how to communicate with beasts, provide proper magical care, and even ride or befriend some of Ever After’s most fearsome ( or snuggly ) creatures. the class emphasizes the importance of empathy, respect, and responsible stewardship when interacting with enchanted beings
HOMEWORK. taking notes on enchanted creature encounters you have outside of class, studying their habitats, and practicing magical grooming techniques. assignments are much easier for students who have their own mystic beast as a pet
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. be patient, compassionate, and firm—Professor Poppa Bear believes good beast tamers must balance kindness with authority, and he won't hesitate to crack down on students he feels aren't being tolerant and kind with the creatures
AVOID MISHAPS. always double-check what you're feeding the creatures—accidentally giving a griffin a fire-breathing potion will not end well
CROWNCULUS. taught by Mrs. Her Majesty, the White Queen
a blend of advanced mathematics and royal economics, this class teaches students how to manage kingdom finances, calculate treasure values, and strategize for economic prosperity. the White Queen ensures that students grasp complex numerical concepts while also understanding the practical application of numbers in ruling a kingdom, proving that math isn’t just about numbers—it’s about power and magic, too
HOMEWORK. solving royal tax equations, balancing enchanted budgets, and calculating castle construction costs
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. always show your work neatly on your notes, respect the logic of numbers, and never bring chaos into her perfectly ordered classroom. loose fairy dust or torn paper is a one-way ticket to getting sent out to the hallway
AVOID MISHAPS. never argue that "magic can just fix the math"—that’s a fast track to an exasperated glare and extra equations ( though she'll pretend you were chosen at random for them )
ADVANCED WOOING. taught by Dr. King Charming
whether it’s serenading a princess from a castle tower or sweeping a prince off his feet at a royal ball, this class covers the fine art of courtship. Dr. King Charming, an expert in chivalry and romance, teaches students how to compose love letters, master ballroom etiquette, and perfect the dramatic, wind-blown hair flip. special guest lectures from famed love interests ensure students are well-versed in only the most effective wooing techniques ever after
HOMEWORK. writing needlessly lengthy sonnets, practicing your dramatic entrance, and perfecting grand romantic gestures
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. exude confidence, use flowery language, and always demonstrate princely manners—Dr. Charming believes wooing is an art, and it helps if you act with decorum even outside of tests and assignments
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t mix up your love letters—accidentally delivering the wrong one can lead to legendary levels of fairytale drama ( Dr. Charming won't admit how he knows, but he seems suspiciously adamant on it )
COOKING CLASS - IC. taught by Professor Momma Bear
a cozy yet rigorous class where students learn everything from baking enchanted pastries to brewing hearty, storybook-worthy stews. Professor Momma Bear, warm but strict, teaches students the magic of home-cooked meals and how to avoid common culinary disasters—like accidentally putting a sleeping spell in the soup ( more common than you’d think. shocking, i know. ) bonus points for anyone who can craft a meal fit for both a royal banquet and a humble woodland picnic
HOMEWORK. baking enchanted pastries, perfecting porridge temperatures, and learning potion-infused cooking in the communal kitchens—they're open late at night, which is when lots of students do their best work
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. follow the recipe to a T, respect the kitchen space, and always clean up after yourself—Professor Momma Bear runs a strict but cozy classroom, and surfaces need to be crumb-free for that to happen
AVOID MISHAPS. never leave the oven unattended—one careless mistake and your muffins might gain sentience ( or explode )
DARK SORCERY. taught by Baba Yaga
for those required to ( or foolish enough to ) dabble in the shadows, this class explores the ancient and forbidden arts of dark magic. Baba Yaga, cryptic and terrifyingly wise, teaches students the ethics of wielding power, the risks of curses and hexes, and how to summon forces beyond mortal comprehension—strictly for academic purposes… of course. students who can keep up with her demanding lessons will most certainly find themselves walking the fine line between greatness and peril, just as intended
HOMEWORK. expect assignments on hexes, shadow magic, and extremely ethically questionable but highly effective spellcasting techniques
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. be respectful, but not a suck up... listen carefully, but don't hang onto her every word... and never waste her time—Baba Yaga is a fickle old witch who does not tolerate foolishness
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t touch any of the professor’s personal artifacts—one single misstep, and you might find yourself cursed for a week ( or a lifetime )
WOODSHOP. taught by Mr. Geppetto
in this hands-on class, students learn the craftsmanship of enchanted carpentry, from crafting magical furniture to carving living marionettes ( though talking puppets are strictly optional. ) taught by the legendary woodcarver Geppetto, the course emphasizes precision, patience, and the importance of working with enchanted materials—because nobody wants a table that turns into a frog mid-banquet
HOMEWORK. crafting intricate wooden figures, repairing broken fairytale objects, and designing enchanted furniture to be presented to the class while Geppetto ooh-s and aah-s encouragingly and inspects it from every angle
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. pay attention to detail, measure at least twice before cutting, and never be careless with your tools ( wouldn't wanna lose a finger... or more )
AVOID MISHAPS. never bring anything to life by accident—Mr. Geppetto still has opinions about unexpected animated puppets, most of them aren't as perfect as his
DEBATE. taught by Mrs. Her Majesty, the White Queen
a battle of wits, logic, and eloquence, this class teaches students how to construct compelling arguments, navigate royal negotiations, and win verbal duels with precision. The White Queen is a master of both reason and Wonderlandian riddles, and she ensures her students can debate everything from kingdom policies to whether a dragon’s hoard should be considered taxable income. though, of course, you always have to shake your opponents hand before and after a debate—and sometimes halfway through, too ( “debate is nothing without decorum, dears” the teacher chirps. )
HOMEWORK. researching historical disputes, and crafting persuasive speeches and arguments to perform in class
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. speak clearly, argue with logic, and maintain perfect etiquette—she values reason and refinement above all else. a perfectly crafted argument could be given zero-sum marks if you use foul language while presenting it
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t descend into nonsense logic—Mrs. Her Majesty and the subject of debate as a whole has no room for "because I said so" as a defense
GEOGRAFAIRY. taught by Professor Jack B. Nimble
a whirlwind tour that covers every enchanted land, hidden kingdom, and magical realm, this class ensures students can navigate their way through both real and mythical landscapes. Mr. Jack B. Nimble, quick on his feet and sharp in his knowledge, teaches students how to read enchanted maps, locate legendary landmarks, and survive the treacherous terrains of places like the Swamps of Sorrow or the shifting sands of the Ever After Desert
HOMEWORK. memorizing magical trade routes, mapping enchanted forests, and planning efficient royal journeys, especially for high-stakes travel like royal carriages or valuable trade stocks
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. stay sharp, think fast, and always be ready for pop quizzes—Professor Jack moves just as quickly as his name suggests
AVOID MISHAPS. don't mistake one enchanted swamp for another—some have quicksand, others have talking alligators, and both will fail you the test
DRAGON SLAYING. taught by Dr. King Charming
an action-packed course for aspiring heroes and knights, this class covers everything from identifying dragon species to the safest techniques for confronting ( or befriending ) them. Dr. King Charming, ever the gallant warrior, teaches battle tactics, shieldwork, and the art of delivering a victorious speech while standing atop a defeated beast. students are encouraged to find creative, non-lethal ways to deal with dragons—because a slayed dragon often makes for a very angry dragon mother ( you don’t wanna deal with one of those )
HOMEWORK. designing battle strategies, practicing swordplay ( safely and with supervision ), and studying legendary dragon encounters
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. be courageous ( he hates students who cower ) and cultivate a healthy respect for dragonkind—Dr. Charming does not tolerate arrogance or killing out of malice
AVOID MISHAPS. never mistake a friendly dragon for a feral one—Dr. Charming is not amused by unnecessary heroics or violence without reason
RIDDLING. taught by Professor Sphinx
a brain-twisting class that challenges students to master the art of riddles, trick questions, and mind-bending wordplay. Professor Sphinx, with her cryptic wisdom and smug amusement, pushes students to think in loops, uncover hidden meanings, and craft riddles so clever that they impress even her. only those with quick wits and sharper tongues will excel. there’s a silent booth tucked into the back of class where students can take solace in five minute time-outs if they get a riddle-induced brain-ache
HOMEWORK. solving some of the most famous and ancient riddles from fairytale history, crafting the trickiest trick questions, and debating paradoxes ( there has to be some end ) ( spoiler alert: there isn't )
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. think outside the box and embrace the art of wordplay, she appreciates students who attempt to match her riddlish intellect ( though they never fully can. ) never give an obvious answer—she doesn't tolerate laziness
AVOID MISHAPS. don't answer a riddle too quickly—Professor Sphinx loves watching students squirm in confusion, she'll snap if you think one is "too easy"
POISON FRUIT THEORY. taught by Mr. Henchman
a darkly fascinating course that delves into the study of enchanted produce, venomous flora, and the alchemy of cursed concoctions. Mr. Henchman, an expert in apple-related treachery from first-hand witnessing, ( and doing most of the dirty work himself shhhh ) teaches students how to identify, craft, and counteract, certain poisons—purely for academic purposes… of course. only the most careful and exceedingly precise students avoid an accidental nap at some point
HOMEWORK. identifying toxic ingredients, testing non-lethal potions, and studying famous fairytale poisonings—students are absolutely not permitted to handle lethal poisons outside of class time, no matter how funny Mr. Henchman thinks it would be
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. be cunning, precise, and always ask about antidotes—surprisingly enough Mr. Henchman values ambition and intelligence over blind villainy
AVOID MISHAPS. this should go without saying, but don’t ever eat anything from the classroom—regardless of whether it’s an extra-credit challenge or a standard study subject, it’s all dangerous
HISTORY OF TALL TALES. taught by Professor Paul Bunyan
a larger-than-life class where students study the greatest exaggerations in folklore, from beanstalk-climbing farm boys to men who lasso tornadoes. Professor Paul Bunyan, with his booming voice and legendary stature, teaches the importance of hyperbole, embellishment, and how a good story can shape the world. except storytelling assignments where size does matter, and extra credit for every surreptitious golden object you can cram into your tale
HOMEWORK. exaggerating your own legendary feats into tall tales, researching folklore heroes, and reenacting famous larger-than-life moments
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. show enthusiasm for exaggerated storytelling and never question the truth of a tall tale—Professor Bunyan appreciates a good yarn, says puzzling into it "takes away the fun"
AVOID MISHAPS. don’t get caught underestimating the size of the stories—or of Professor Bunyan’s pet blue ox, Babe
DIPLOMACY 101. taught by Mrs. Fairy Godmother
an essential course for future rulers, ambassadors, and anyone hoping to survive royal politics, this class covers the art of negotiation, conflict resolution, and fairy-tale-level etiquette. Mrs. Fairy Godmother, an expert in wish-granting diplomacy, ensures that students can turn any total pumpkin of a situation into a golden carriage of opportunity—preferably before midnight
HOMEWORK. drafting peace treaties, mediating minor disputes between friends or classmates, and practicing polite yet firm negotiation techniques
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. mind your manners, choose your words wisely, and never raise your voice—Mrs. Fairy Godmother believes in charm over conflict, and that manners always win
AVOID MISHAPS. try not to use magic to solve conflicts too quickly—diplomacy requires finesse and effort, not a bibbidi-bobbidi-bandaid
CASTLE DESIGN. taught by the Three Little Pigs
a structural and aesthetic architecture class that teaches students how to design the perfect castle, from grand ballrooms to impenetrable fortresses, and everything else a benevolent ruler ( or evil sorcerer ) could need from their abode. the Three Little Pigs, having learned their lesson more than once after their own architectural mishaps, are now experts at crafting with only the pinnacle of quality materials, and they guide students through the balance of beauty and functionality, ensuring that no tower is too tall and every drawbridge is both sturdy and stylish
HOMEWORK. drafting blueprints, constructing model castles, and ensuring defenses against huffing and puffing in your structures
PLEASE THE PROFESSORS. always prioritize structural integrity in your projects—they still have very, very strong opinions about weak materials
AVOID MISHAPS. never, ever suggest using straw or sticks unless you want a three-pig class-long lecture on the merits of proper fortification
BEWITCHING SONG. taught by Ms. Aquata of Atlantis
a mesmerizing music class where students learn the magic of vocal enchantment, from siren songs that lure sailors to sleep, all the way to battle hymns that rally armies. Ms. Aquata, hailing from the royal family of Atlantis with her haunting voice and knowledge of forbidden harmonies, trains students in the delicate balance of melody and power—reminding them that some songs come at a price
HOMEWORK. composing enchantments through song, practicing vocal spells, and analyzing the most famous fairytale musical enchantments ( of course, the teacher is partial to songs from the tale of the Little Mermaid, though she pretends she doesn't have favorites )
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. stay in tune and on key, embrace the magical melodies, and never mock merfolk music—Ms. Aquata takes her siren songs very seriously, even if they sound like dolphin noises to the untrained ear
AVOID MISHAPS. avoid singing the wrong notes—one slip, and you might accidentally charm your classmates into an impromptu dance number ( music magic can be... fickle )
ANGER MAGICMENT. taught by Mr. Badwolf
a course designed for students with fiery tempers and villainous bloodlines, this class focuses on channeling rage productively instead of, say, blowing houses down. Mr. Badwolf ( you know… the Big Bad Wolf ) with his own history of temper issues, teaches students techniques in deep breathing, mindfulness, and how to redirect fury into something slightly less destructive—like competitive sports instead of rampaging through villages
HOMEWORK. journaling your emotional responses on the day-to-day, practicing breathing exercises, and resolving conflict without growling
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. keep your temper in check, use calming techniques, and don’t provoke classmates—Mr. Badwolf knows firsthand how bad anger issues can get, he has no tolerance for trying to set off others
AVOID MISHAPS. never howl in frustration—it sets off an automatic... pack response from Mr. Badwolf, leaving him embarrassed and you in detention
EXPERIMENTAL FAIRY MATH. taught by Dr. Sandman
a mind-boggling fusion of numbers, magic, and dream logic, this class teaches students how to manipulate enchanted equations, calculate impossible probabilities, and solve numerical riddles that make reality bend. Dr. Sandman, a master of both dreamscapes and abstract concepts, guides students through numerical paradoxes and whimsical calculations that only make sense if you never think about them too hard
HOMEWORK. solving numerical paradoxes, creating reality-warping equations, and exploring mathematical dreamscapes—make sure you can get back to your dorm when you're done studying, though
PLEASE THE PROFESSOR. keep an open mind, embrace dreamy logic, and don’t expect normal numbers—Dr. Sandman sees math through a magical lens, try to see things from his point of view
AVOID MISHAPS. never fall asleep mid-equation—you might wake up inside a calculated alternate reality
