KAI

Ultimate Influencer

[cassgaminglegend]

@kaimon-teago BRO I THINK UR OLD ACCOUNTS OKAY NOW?? CHECK THIS SHIT OUT

[kaimon-teago]

YAY!!! Okay Kaicons! This is officially my alt 😉 Only super secret fans know about it

[diana-venicia]

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

i spent ALL morning swimming. like a solid four hours. my muscles are killing me but it was so fun so idc

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

oh i had like. work to do. oops 😭

[kaimon-teago]

Was the pool busy? I’ve been wanting to go but I don’t want to swim with a bunch of randoms

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

it wasn't when i went. prolly cause people went to their classes

[kaimon-teago]

That’s what I was doing 😭 Maybe I’ll go tomorrow

[pjegpolls]

Kai hates headwear, but what type of headwear is is most likely to wear?

Baseball cap

Beanie

Headband

Tophat

Cowboy hat

Visor

Sparkly little tiara

Bandana

Helmet

Hood?

Newsboy cap

Straw hat

Voting ended onJul 22

[kaimon-teago]

Correct!

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

i spent ALL morning swimming. like a solid four hours. my muscles are killing me but it was so fun so idc

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

oh i had like. work to do. oops 😭

[kaimon-teago]

Was the pool busy? I’ve been wanting to go but I don’t want to swim with a bunch of randoms

[damon-maitsu]

you were in my dream last night damie... i think the universe is trying to tell me something #destiny #truelove

Who the hell are you? Get away from me and stop dreaming about me. I don't want to be there.

[kaimon-teago]

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[diana-venicia]

I have been very inactive lately :<

[kaimon-teago]

That’s okay! Now that I’m back we’ll be super active 💕

[kaimon-teago]

Some important tweets I thought I’d cross-post! Might be some more of these in the next couple days.

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

They’re trying to make me wear this to an AUM meeting. I’m going to kill everyone.

[kaimon-teago]

You’re asking me if I condone murder while you post #murder is necessary ???????

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Yes, because the AUM does condone self defence! This would be an example of such!

[kaimon-teago]

How would this be self defence??? And how am I being hypocritical? You’re the one who’s always threatening to murder innocent people because they’re ‘criminals’. But YOU’RE the only one who’s an actual murderer

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

I’ll have you know, I have (technically) never murdered someone! And how do you know these people are innocent?

[kaimon-teago]

Because they’re nice and don’t go around threatening to kill me???

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

They’re trying to make me wear this to an AUM meeting. I’m going to kill everyone.

[kaimon-teago]

You’re asking me if I condone murder while you post #murder is necessary ???????

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Yes, because the AUM does condone self defence! This would be an example of such!

[kaimon-teago]

How would this be self defence??? And how am I being hypocritical? You’re the one who’s always threatening to murder innocent people because they’re ‘criminals’. But YOU’RE the only one who’s an actual murderer

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

They’re trying to make me wear this to an AUM meeting. I’m going to kill everyone.

[kaimon-teago]

You’re asking me if I condone murder while you post #murder is necessary ???????

[kaimon-teago]

Hi kai, what's your favourite warioware character? (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

I have never played warioware so I guess I’ll say Wario?

[a-u-movement-mononeko]

Wario has canonically attempted murder, along with other crimes! Do you support murderers, Monteago?

[kaimon-teago]

No??? Obviously not? You do though! Because you keep threatening to murder me

[kaimon-teago]

Hi @mark-berskii-2 I saw you made a new account

[mark-berskii-2]

who is this

[kaimon-teago]

Kai?? Like… Kai Monteago?…..

[mark-berskii-2]

oh

[kaimon-teago]

My name is in my url??

[kaimon-teago]

💔

[kaimon-teago]

Hi kai, what's your favourite warioware character? (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

I have never played warioware so I guess I’ll say Wario?

[kaimon-teago]

WHO MISSED ME?

[ultimate-classicist]

Welcome back.

[kaimon-teago]

Hi Ismene! 💕

[kaimon-teago]

Hi @mark-berskii-2 I saw you made a new account

[mark-berskii-2]

who is this

[kaimon-teago]

Kai?? Like… Kai Monteago?…..