OnceUponAVoid

lurk acc / twitter deactivated yippie

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

[psshaw]

Y'know how they say a child writes the best poetry before they learn what poetry is "supposed" to look like? I think a visual artist makes the best visual art before they learn how well it would sell if they made an enamel pin of a possum saying "be gay do crimes"

[psshaw]

That's kind of a dated one, what are people doing now? If I wanted to be cutting. Breeding season salmon in a BDSM harness saying "TO BE CRINGE IS TO BE FREE"

[the-pigeon-king]

I just really liked the image. Sorry to distract from your very valid point

[psshaw]

I'll admit, I was living in fear of this. But now that it's happened I feel strangely calm

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Holy shit. "The demese ef the Ne'enderthels: Wes lengege a fecter?" published in the Science magazine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

short but sweet

[gigglepuffpixie]

[senatortedcruz]

[alphacrone]

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

[podcastwizard]

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

[podcastwizard]

had food poisoning when i posted this

[martinkhall]

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

[podcastwizard]

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

[unreformedcarrots]

[one-shitpost-a-day]

[angrybell]

Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

[gunsandfireandshit]

For the uninitiated:

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

My preferred version:

[anonymus-maximus-er]

Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he's just also a troll, which is why he's a patent lawyer.

[cryptotheism]

The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

[spicynectarines]

Thrawn’s pov

[saucefunk]

walking my turtle

[sleevebuscemii]

there is still time never kill yourself etc etc

[towerofglass]

[tredekim]

[beepiesheepie]

i joined RedNote with all the TikTok people and while everyone is sharing pictures of their cats this dude shared his cow

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[fandom]

Happy 15th birthday to None Pizza with Left Beef!

[betthearm]

Sweet Sixteen

[ayscl]

[microbicide]

deep sea creature

[xxwildpigxx]

painted this thang