K1NGM1NT

The talk blog for @headcanons-for-all! I accept asks for anything and am here to be questioned or just to talk to! <3

[random-selfship-imagines]

Your f/o will always protect you 💪

[im-funfetti-reader]

For neurodivergent self shippers, imagine stimming with your f/o. Whether or not they’re neurodivergent themselves doesn’t matter, because they always love doing things with you, including happy stimming.

No matter how “ugly” or “weird” other people think it is, to them it’s a part of you and they love ALL of you.

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

*shows up holding a box*

Hello

[k1ngm1nt]

Hi...this is my box.

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

I see that

[k1ngm1nt]

It's a very nice box

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

Yeah

What’s inside?

[k1ngm1nt]

Hehe...you'll never know >:3

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

Ok :\

[k1ngm1nt]

You'll never know the contents of this box >:3

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

*shows up holding a box*

Hello

[k1ngm1nt]

Hi...this is my box.

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

I see that

[k1ngm1nt]

It's a very nice box

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

Yeah

What’s inside?

[k1ngm1nt]

Hehe...you'll never know >:3

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

*shows up holding a box*

Hello

[k1ngm1nt]

Hi...this is my box.

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

I see that

[k1ngm1nt]

It's a very nice box

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

*shows up holding a box*

Hello

[k1ngm1nt]

Hi...this is my box.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

when one person in a couple takes on a more monstrous/scary form (especially for the sake of protecting the other person) and they're so worried about the other person seeing them and being disgusted at the sight of them but when the other person does see them they're so gentle and so patient and they just want to make sure their beloved is okay and maybe even ground them if their monstrous form is overwhelming for them and it's just. you know

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

The roleplays here are as edgy as a knife made out of several other knives-

Ye :3

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

Well guess what @k1ngm1nt it’s about to get even edgier next Typhon x Mysti rp

[k1ngm1nt]

Know the knife made up of several other knives has become a knife made of several other knives and those several other knives are all also made up of several other knives

[selfshippingforest-deactivated2]

Imagine meeting your f/o's friends for the first time and them telling you how much your f/o talks about you. You look at your f/o with a shy smile, only to see they've gone bright red.

🚫proship please DNI🚫

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

The roleplays here are as edgy as a knife made out of several other knives-

Ye :3

[k1ngm1nt]

You guys gotta get some fluff in there, it's unhealthy to have so much angst in one sitting...balance your diets!

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

We do have fluff! We just have a lot of emotional trauma too! :3

[k1ngm1nt]

Balance your diets >:T

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

I’m tryingggg

[k1ngm1nt]

Try harder >:3

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

The roleplays here are as edgy as a knife made out of several other knives-

Ye :3

[k1ngm1nt]

You guys gotta get some fluff in there, it's unhealthy to have so much angst in one sitting...balance your diets!

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

We do have fluff! We just have a lot of emotional trauma too! :3

[k1ngm1nt]

Balance your diets >:T

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

The roleplays here are as edgy as a knife made out of several other knives-

Ye :3

[k1ngm1nt]

You guys gotta get some fluff in there, it's unhealthy to have so much angst in one sitting...balance your diets!

[bananahkim]

Who would you be in a fantasy society

the suspicious but wise hermit

no one really knows what to think of you. no one truly knows you. you can't tell if you like it better that way or not.

@coledoesitagain @bitchesblike @ghostly-punk @kottcakes-but-jazzy @dailu-chill @tatiejosie and anyone else do this do this dooooo thisssss or not idk it’s your choice tag people if you want to.

[k1ngm1nt]

Nice :3

[paranoid-android-official-deact]

(also, 2 more things: 1: if that photo has multiple fictional characters, all of the fictional characters in that photo will be your roommates. 2: for characters that can only live in certain conditions, those conditions will be ignored, and they’ll still be able to live.)

(sorry if you don't like this content, I just saw one of those "fictional character in photo roll" posts and thought I would make one.)

[k1ngm1nt]

The squad :3

[skunkes]

[95wonder]

No. I know this is probably just a casual commiseration but I think it's a real and important question to ask and answer. If doing the stuff you're expected to do everyday is super hard, then something is probably wrong.

Anyone who relates to this too hard, I'd recommend looking up spoon theory and starting to make a record of how you feel and your experiences that you can bring up with some kind of health professional. Chances are if doing laundry feels like climbing everest, it's because you're disabled in some way. Whether that disability is some invisible chronic illness or depression or ADHD or burnout, *something* is wrong.

Almost all disabilities have some form of treatment or accommodation that can make your life easier. If you can get a diagnosis, you might also be eligible for official accommodations and benefits. Social security sucks ass and is almost impossible to access but like, it's not the only thing out there set up to help disabled folks and usually local organizations are gonna be better anyway.

Plenty of people reblogging this probably already know they're disabled in some way but if even 1 person sees this and can learn something important about themselves then it's worth saying.

TLDR: people who aren't disabled don't find acts of daily living extremely hard. Maybe look into that and see if you can get help making your life less hard.

Sincerely, a multiply disabled person.

[kiricat]

This is super important okay. Like, I used to try to ask my conservative family/church/etc. for help, and they’d just be all, “suck it up; life is hard for everyone; quit being such a baby”... and then I went to, like, actual experts, and they were basically like, “um, wow, you’re clearly super depressed and suicidal; you should actually be proud of yourself for still being alive!” And I’m still trying to unlearn the former and accept the latter, even after all this time. And I’m so mad that I’ve wasted so much time just trying to “push through it” instead of getting help I clearly need(ed), and that’s still a thing I struggle with.

Please, please seek real help if you need it. Like, I understand that there are shitty doctors and shitty therapists and whatnot, but it’s so worth expending what effort you can to find good ones who can help. If you have mentally ill friends -- which, if you’re reading this in the first place, you almost certainly do -- they might be able to point you in the right direction.

[impernaway]

[Image description: A screenshot taken from subreddit r/TooAfraidToAsk that reads "how do people just do stuff? is life not incredibly hard for everyone?". end ID]

[headspace-hotel]

I've seen this so many times and every time I've thought "this person has an undiagnosed disability"

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

As a man who is literally obsessed with chocolate, I need to have that crane-

I know right

[k1ngm1nt]

Must. Have. Chocolatey. Treat.

[peoplesgraves]

How would it go if Perfuma was cloned and now had to share her darling?

Yandere Perfuma With A Clone Headcanons

•Perfuma with an exact clone would honestly be super chill. For her. For you it could potentially be a nightmare.

•Not only do you have one super clingy plant girlfriend but two! You’ll always be stuck in the middle of them. When you sleep they each wrap themselves around you as much as they can and they always always each hold a hand when you’re out.

•I could see perfuma being pretty competitive with her clone and vice versa. Neither of them want to be known as the worse perfuma or the bad perfuma. They’ll need lots of reassurance that you love them both equally even if you don’t.

•If they don’t get the reassurance they need then they will be so pouty and lowkey passive aggressive until you apologize.

•they’ll gang up on you. If you want to do something and they don’t want you too then they’ll either convince you to vote on it or guilt trip and manipulate you. They’re a good team when they want to be.