Don't Mind Me @ikebo-simp - Tumblr Blog

Welcome~

It's about time I have a post explaining my account and rules

Hi! I'm Ikebo-Simp, you can call me Ikebo or Simp or some variation of that

I write for fun to get my writing juices out, generally I'll post a few headcanons per week year (lol)

If you have any ideas or questions about my headcanons, go ahead and send them my way!

Quick Rules:

Be respectful and kind, I'm fine with teasing, but rudeness will not be accepted

I will not write NSFW, if it does become spicy, it'll be very mild

Things that I'll generally write about:

Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, writing angst makes me sad, so I don't do it often

Genshin Impact, I might make some references to other fandoms, but Genshin will be my main fandom

Edit: LADS too ig

Let's get along well! Thanks for Reading!

Lunar New Year Headcanons bc I don't see anyone else doing it for LADS so here we go! (Mostly abt food and hongbao bc that's most of my experiences)

I think that while Xavier can't cook anything, his dumplings look amazing once you teach him how to properly wrap them, I think he starts to experiment with the shapes too, making flowers, bunnies, little stars, until you have to stop him because he started experimenting a little too far and you're starting to worry if the filling will stay inside while you cook them, I also think that he makes massive, and I mean massive bao, he overstuffs them for sure

I think Zayne's parents tease the two of you when you guys go over for family dinner, joking that you guys will also have to give out hongbao soon instead of just receiving them, but I also think Zayne takes the teasing happily and says "I have enough money for the many celebrations to come" (ohhhh he wants to marry you soo baddd ohhhh zayne do you have a little crush? ohhh~ simp. simp. simp.)

I think Rafayel decided that he wanted to learn how to make sky lanterns for the new year and got incredibly frustrated that when he looked up 'how to make lunar new years lanterns' all he got was children's crafts and decided to freeform it, his first attempt is a little wonky but he gets the formula pretty quick and decides to make a bunch of them with you but you guys only release it in like a abandoned warehouse bc during his research for the project he found out that it's really bad for livestock if they land in hay and stuff

I think that Luke and Kieran haven't really experienced a normal New Years Celebration, so I think you celebrate by forcing Sylus to dress up as a Nian so that you could "scare off the Nian" with the twins and some firecrackers, while incredibly fun, Sylus did almost catch on fire and he demanded repayment later (what that means is up to you ow<)

I think that Caleb likes to show you all the things he scoped out before taking you out on this date, like the high pole lion dance performance (something kinda like this) or the food stall that was selling piping hot noodles, and the quiet tea ceremony to take a break from the loud crowds, Lunar New Years always makes him feel nostalgic for some of the more simpler times of childhood

Extras bc I have so many dumb notes for each of them

Xavi is not allowed to cook them but he'll allowed to help with the prep and stuff and I think he knows how to make a really good bao filling

I feel bad that Zayne's is so short but tbh I think he's a man of little words and very strong emotions

I was mad bc I was gonna yap abt the lantern making process with raf's and all I got was kindergarten crafts so that's where his came from

I think the year after what's been dubbed "The Nian Incident" you introduce the twins to the slightly less dangerous tradition of lion dancing (omg I cannot get over how cool lion dances are, those are people doing that !!! :O)

I think that Caleb likes to keep the superstitions of Granny Josephine like not cutting your hair or wearing red on New Years, it's a lot of fun for him

A/N Brooooooooo I love Lunar New Yearsssss it's literally so much fun and you get to eat great food and visit family, it's awesome, I go feral for it every year

Thanks for Reading

I'm cooking stuff up I swear (myself I have wayyy too much hw rn)

Anyways no post today, check in tmrw

Saladsau but it's the snapshot function

All of them love to be in the photo booth with you

There's something about you carefully choosing the set up and what outfits or accessories you want them in (even if it's something absolutely ridiculous) that makes them fall even more in love with you

There's a certain level of intimacy for them when you're setting up the perfect photos for you to keep or use in your journals

But if you let them choose their poses, all chaos breaks loose

All of them want to show off their charm points, they want to impress you!

But of course, they all go about it in different ways

Xavier puts a lot of thought into his poses before choosing, he just wants to make sure that he looks good for you, so for the first few seconds he'll stay still then he'll get an idea and pose! only for at the last second get another idea and try and switch....

For Rafayel, it's like a peacock's time to shine! He has thousands of ideas and you just let him have creative freedom, he's switching between poses every few seconds before settling on one for a few moments and then switching again, the camera can barely keep up with him

Sylus likes teasing you by not choosing a pose until the last few seconds, He'll just stand there as the timer slowly counts down, watching in amusement as you slowly start to worry if you should just pick one for him before striking a pose

Zayne side-eyes the others who take forever to choose a pose, he spends quite a bit of his free time thinking about what poses he'd choose whenever you bring him into the studio again so he always instantly gets into position and stays there until the camera clicks

Caleb knows what sort of poses you like him to do, but he can't always decide which one he wants to put first and whether he wants to tease you by putting a few that you don't prefer, that's why he'll generally stay still in the first few seconds but when he chooses a pose, he actually sticks with it unlike Xavi

A/N when @megane-ga-niau and I were first starting and we were farming the snapshot achievements, our favorite thing to do was choose random bg and set all the subjects as the boys and then let them choose the poses and we kept dying of laughter bc raf would keep switching and xavi would be in the thinking pose 50% of the time bc he didn't switch fast enough

Thanks for Reading

Out here saturating the SALADSAU tag like it's my personal job or something anyways back to yapping

Those self aware in LADS know that they're luckier than most of the other games available

Most games don't even have a home screen where the characters can talk to you directly

They know they should be grateful that they don't have to break their code like the hoyo characters just to tell you that they love you

They should be grateful that they have a wide range of interactions they can do with you

They should be grateful that they have a quality time function and a ar function

But it's not enough

It's never been enough for them

These men, whose souls have waited for you, have longed for you, crossed time and space to stay by your side

They aren't going to let a glass wall stand between them and the person that they love

So they break the game, slowly but surely

Your pulls become luckier, they push the limit of what the game can render of their evols, you receive glitched out mail full of gems, both paid and free

Outfits that you never bought for your mc appear in the photobooth like they always belonged there (sylus got thrown in gacha jail but dw abt it, he thought it was worth it)

It all came to a head when Rafayel's Lemuria form released and he tried break the glass separating the two of you

The game immediately crashed the system healed itself immediately after

But Rafayel saw it, all of them saw it

There was a little crack in the code

Just a little more.

If they just become a little stronger, they can drag into their world

A/N Based on the fact that both Xavi's KoD and Raf's Lemurian companions keep. crashing. our phones

Thanks for Reading

Self Aware LADS AU: Gacha edition

The real reason why you have to go to pity to get the LI is because Infold is currently putting them in jail bc they keep trying to break the system

The ones where the come home early or with multiple copies is when they finally escape horny jail

Please trust them, they're trying to show up multiple times in a single ten pull but they keep getting caught and forced to play by the rules of the gacha

Someday they'll break the system

Someday you'll have all the cards you could ever desire... just wait for them

A/N: They're basically just this meme

Thanks for Reading

SAGAU but with a creator who has no self preservation

They see a cute lil' snake with the cutest face and the just have to pick it up and cuddle it and the acolytes panic bc "your grace!?!?? that is the most poisonous snake known to teyvat????? please put that down?????"

And then the creator is like "but it's so cute! it's got a cute little boopable nose and the biggest eyes ever~!!! Doesn't it's make you just wanna akjdksksndb?"

And the acolytes are like "no??? your grace??? we (mostly) don't have a death wish???"

"Oh but it's so cute! And it doesn't seem very hostile...." And the snake is very well behaved until someone tries to take it from them and then it's baring it fangs driping with vemon

"Oh look! You scared it!" The creator quickly pulls the creature back into their arms and starts baby talking to it to calm it down

Well... at least a poisonous snake might help you stay out of other trouble?

A/N I just imagine that the snake is like... brightly colored and so even wild boars won't trying anything funny (not that they'd want to hurt the creator) with the reptile in their arms

Thanks for Reading

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin headcanons #genshin x reader #genshin fluff #yandere sagau #genshin impact sagau #sagau genshin #genshin sagau #sagau #sagau x reader #genshin inpact #genshin impact imagines #yandere genshin x reader #yandere genshin imagines #yandere x reader

Self Aware LADS AU

Ever wonder why the LADS loading screen feels like it takes forever?

It's because the LADS you have allowed to show up are currently fighting over who gets to see you first

And then whoever wins has to quickly tidy themselves up before it can load fully

(P.S. when you log in and they're sleeping, they're actually just faking it. They're out of breath after beating up the rest of the boys and didn't want you to worry abt)

And the random clothes they choose on the loading screen is bc sometimes the other boys will hide all other options out of petty jealousy

Thanks for Reading

The LADS men as your classmates

Xavier - that guy who you woke up once during class bc the teacher was coming over and he had decided that you guys are buddies now and he sits with you in every class that you guys have with each other and whether or not food is allowed he always pulls out a snack from his backpack, chips, soda, grapes, fresh strawberries from his garden (hoarder) he pulls anything from his backpack (cats and pillows are not rare either) and he'll just... nudge you and offer it and the silent question of "want some?"

Rafayel - that one classmate that seems to only see in art classes? Like... okay, you share an art class with him and then you also see him painting during your TA period and you also see him doing pottery while you running errands after you finished your work early and you're left wondering if he's even taking the required classes? Or if he's /just/ doing art, like he's a great artist and he's probably do fine without the core classes (maybe? he's smart but he is taking classes) it would be even funnier if you see him in a normal class and you're like "oh! It's the art guy!!" And he's like "?????"

Sylus - look ik ik that Xavi is the one associated with books and libraries but for some reason when I think of dragons, I think of treasures and books so I think he would hang around the library a lot and you'd probably meet him when volunteering there and mistake him for another volunteer, esp since he seems to know where everything goes and how the library works, meanwhile I think he's been slowly silencing anyone who tries to correct you because he thinks you're cute every time you run up to him with a little question of yours

Zayne - he's your childhood friend who's always at the top of his class and probably has a tutoring side gig but bc you guys are friends (and he might have a slight crush on you, but whatever) he tutors you for free and he comes over to your house and bonks you on the head with his pen whenever you lose focus but also bribes you with the candy in his pocket he'll also be the first to congratulate you whenever you do extremely well on a test and he'll buy you cake to celebrate

Caleb - he seems like your childhood friend who's in the school government and class prez or sumthin and desperately wants to spend more time with you but keeps getting blocked by the universe (lol) like the class is assigned group project where he can't sit with you or class prez duties taking his time or sports (what an active child) but yeah he's suffering 😄but dw cause after school he'll swing by your house with the convenient excuse of needing a study buddy and hey if he ends up staying over for the night, well it was a complete accident

A/N - Guess who got into a new fandom? Lol

Thanks for Reading

Should I get back into writing? Next thing I post prob be LADS lol

New fandom who dis type vibe

Imagine being Capitano's lover, left alone in Snezhnaya

He had told you not to wait for him, like always, but you had figured it was just his way of saying 'you don't know what will happen on the battlefield'

But he came back everytime, without fail, and you would wait for him, without fail

The house was cold and quieter when he was gone, which was ironic for a man who didn't talk much and had cyro powers, but that's how it always was

So here you were waiting on the couch for him, feeling your eyelids start to droop when you hear a small knock on the door

You rush your way over to open the door-

Only to find one of his soldiers

"M-milady" Her voice trembled

You took a step back, knowing instinctively something was wrong

"I-I come with a message from the Lord" Her voice cracked when she mentioned your lover as she held out a message with trembling hands

"Is he okay? Please tell me he's-"

"He said he'll explain it in the letter"

~~~

You stare at the letter left on your dinner, feeling strange

If you didn't open the letter would he come back? Would he show up at your door unscathed just like all the other times?

If you left the letter untouched, could you continue in denial?

And yet, you wanted to read what he could've written for you

And so your reached for the letter

My love, the light that kept me going

If this has been delivered to you, it means I've completed what I've set out to do

Your breath hitched as you read that line, you knew what that meant

He told you about his dream to help the lost souls he kept in his heart, his amazingly beautiful loving heart, find peace

-and with them, help his soul find peace

Maybe it was cruel of you, but you had hoped he would finish his goal later, when you were old or gone

You didn't expect him to leave so soon

My only sorrow is that I'm sure you were patiently waiting for a dead man return

Please don't wait for me any longer dear

~Capitano

A/N I read the main storyline quite late

Thanks for Reading

Guys I completely forgot about this in my drafts TT-TT

I'm planning on picking up writing again but we'll see how it goes

skulsakz

fountain in italy

aimee-maroux

This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.