I am forever your most devoted believer 🏮

28 | She/Her | Virgo

[lilmiaowkittie]

[forgetful-nerd]

Spelling mistakes? I guarantee neither of us saw those at 3:00 AM Monday Morning.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why in hell's jingling bells am i having recurring nightmares about owning luxury real estate. who's out there beaming beachfront property listings directly into my frontal lobe. what's happening to me is this a death stage

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok now we've switched to 1980s runaway bride wedding comedies, which one of you fuckers stole the remote????

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

Love when a cat puts all 25 pounds of their 9 pound body right on your soft internal organs.

[depsidase]

[amenaceofagoose]

Gay people are so weird, instead of “I love you” they always gotta say some shit like, “Edgeworth. Let me defend you.”

[bymossypine]

A mossy friend 🌱

[cranberry-branflakes]

me (in barely any pain): ITS CANCER IM DYING

me (in severe pain): pfftt nahhh im fine thats just the old friend we go way back

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[decomposedmaw]

night at the bus stop

[i-am-a-fish]

teleports into your house for like, a single millisecond in a room that you're currently not in and then leaves

[macabrevampire]

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[zszsze]

can i come to your house and make you know some information

[depsidase]