it’s bree

Hi

[kachwoww]

I'm Bree (she/her), I write for a bunch of different fandoms, and love to talk about them! You can find all my fics here

FIC LIST

heated rivalry my grass is greener than yours - Hayden and Shane are bodyswapped by a witch (who meant the best really)... the weekend before the 2017 All Stars Game, throwing a wrench in Shane's plan to win Ilya back. Good thing Hayden won't make things any WORSE, right! Right? Completed! 46K

marauders a case of mistaken identity- James and Regulus have a meet-cute in London. Not abandoned! WIP 5k.

In My Life- before Regulus can go to the cave to get the Horcrux, he's caught and tortured. Remus runs into him during a Death Eater raid, and thinking he's Sirius, rescues him. Regulus knows everything about Voldemort's plan and can end the war, but he's been tortured to insanity. So not angsty at all! Pretty much all fluff <3 (also not abandoned) WIP 4k.

I Didn't Catch Your Name- James and Regulus have a one-night stand that ends on a bad note. If only they could be brought back together by a series of incredible coincidences? (i swear it's not abandoned) WIP 14k.

Brother Mine- Regulus survives the cave, makes up with his brother (mostly), and starts hunting down horcruxes. With Lily's help, (they're best friends (also this isn't abandoned)) WIP 35k.

batman!

white christmas- Jason goes to Christmas at the manor for the first time since his return, and it goes to shit! Then a thieving magician/sorcerer/witch sends him and Damian back in time. Good thing Dick can help them, right! Right? (no.) Completed 13k.

Playing the Victim- Dick/Therapy. Like that's literally the fic, this man needs help. Completed 3k.

[argillaforma]

shane: haha you played bad today mr hunter

scott: your breath smells like russian dick, whore

[brawlite]

i don't want to actually write a fic, i want to create a gross scenario that i can roll around in for forever, like a dog in a bad smell. you feel me?

[brawlite]

i want to marinate in the vibes. but like this, you feel me ?:

[kachwoww]

I love, LOVE, LOVE your "my grass is greener than yours" fic. The concept in and of itself is super unique with Shane and Hayden switching bodies especially at the All- Stars Game (which was SIGNIFICANT in the Hollanov timeline).

Honestly, Hayden was pissing me off with his antics and his war crimes against Ilya but it does make sense why he did all of that considering his POV of Ilya. The way you put that somehow redeems Hayden and doesn't make him a villain but rather a messy, meddling best friend which shows how wonderful your writing skills are!! Honestly this fic has had me HOOKED with the double meanings and confusion that both Shane, Ilya and Hayden feel ☠️. Add the sexuality switch and it creates an even more interesting situation.

Although, I am super worried for Ilya, I mean this guy is struggling with depression, his bitchy Dad deciding to fucking die now and his EVEN MORE bitchy brother fucking his life up WHILE he accidently had his heart broken😭. Bro's unknowingly the biggest victim of the Hayden out there. Also, how tf r Hayden and Shane meant to explain that one to him?

Have I mentioned how much I ADORE your writing? With all that being said, when are you planning to update the fic and will you write anymore Hollanov fics in the future?

ok so this is like the nicest thing anyone has said to me ever, so that's cool. I'm so so glad you like it! legit thought this one was just for me cos the concept is kinda weird lol. i'm so stoked that ur a hayden truther like me, cos yes he is sort of the villian of the fic but 100% unintentionally and if he could not be the villian, he'd love that. and the double meaningssss. that basically why i wrote this, like i made the plot so that i could have hayden be mean to ilya's face basically.

I swearrrr the next chapter is going to come, it's just turning out to be enormous lol, and i'm still working on it!! but it shall arrive! i am also planning to write more hollanov fics although i prob wont do wips anymore and just post full fics cos this is stressing me out, and also the ones i have planned are also sort of weird so we'll see!! thank you a million for this ask it made my day!

[kachwoww]

Hey girl! I'm loving my grass is greener, any updates on when the last chapter will be published?

heyyy i promise i wasn't ignoring this ask i was just waiting till i had more to update, but a few people have asked so i'm just gonna reassure yall the last chapter is legit fr definitely going to come. at some point. the other chapters kinda just flowed where this one isn't lol. i don't really know, but it will for sure be completed!

[twinkwolf]

i can’t stop thinking about ilya clubbing circa 2011. diesel jeans, shitty prada button up, hair absolutely CRISPY with gel. cliff marleau on his left tricked out head to toe in ed hardy. cloud of fucking paco robanne in the booth. cîroc with a sparkler sticking out of the neck. “this my fucking song, marly!” and it’s david guetta’s ‘where them girls at.’ he’s so drunk, he’s so loud, he’s got the drips, he’s spent $2300 in two hours. no one knows he’s gonna be gay married in ten years. i have to cry!

[leftoverspacedust]

heated rivalry show you will always be famous. budget so low the sex was explicit and the hockey was implied

[kachwoww]

Budget so tight they couldn’t afford clothes

[kachwoww]

I came across my grass is greener than yours and OMG I love it so much!!! Any idea on when the next update will be?

Heyyy so new chapter just dropped, and assuming I don’t legitimately lose my mind again, next chapter will be some time next week! Thank you sm for reading!

[kachwoww]

I think your Reggie Black would love Alphie Black from Amulette d'amour https://archiveofourown.org/works/51183412

👀🫡 will be checking out and reporting back

[kachwoww]

do you think you'll ever continue the grass is greener fic?? i just speed ran the fist part and i'm LOCKED IN i love your writing style!!!

Heyyy girl, thank you sm for this ask ur so nice. I am for sure planning on finishing, I have it 90% written and I was gonna do updates on Wednesdays but last week was my birthday lol and I got distracted so that’s my b. But will def be finishing and updating Wednesday!!!

[kachwoww]

hello hello this is gonna be weird but is there any chance you have stereoscope by seraphy downloaded/as pdf/literally anything? I was 2 chapters in and then ao3 went down and its my only day off work :,) many thanks

A03 IS DOWN?

[kachwoww]

hii, im not great with comments so i thought an ask would be better! i just wanted to let you know that your dc fics really held a lot of meaning for me and i'm really grateful that you chose to write and post them. im not quite sure how to describe how, i dont know, impactful? triggering but in a positive connotation?- your writing was to me without making this way way too long, so just. thank you. you are a wonderful writer and i sincerely hope that you enjoy doing it, because the care put into every scene is incomparable.

Wow okay, how are you gonna to come on my tumblr and make me cry. Thank you so much I’m so glad you liked them! I’ve been a little too disorganized to write for a while, but my New Year’s resolution is to get back into it, so hopefully more DC fics are coming!

[kachwoww]

I’m back from hibernation because @alexaryebread tagged me and for the hope of it all is the only thing keeping me going.

rules: go to pinterest, search "your name + core", post six pictures and tag six people <3

@secretpersona8 @whathorse @holyfuckingshitbatman

[ukulelekatie]

hooray

[kachwoww]

So glad Taylor Swift is releasing new music, marauder’s authors were running out of fic titles

[kachwoww]

Everyone grab your thesaurus

[blackpyrefly]

its fucking dember.

[kachwoww]

The best fanfic you’ll ever read is the one you found an hour and a half into your shift at a shitty retail store.

It’s been slow all day but as soon as you get a chapter into it, a slow stream of customers appears out of thin air. For the next two hours you manage to read a paragraph or two every ten minutes, slowly chipping away at it. The customers you help are a little confused why you’re smiling so hard, or why you wish them good day so emphatically, but none of them turn around and catch you, already reading again at the register.

Then an older man, who you realise in hindsight was probably a little lonely, will not stop chatting. He dawdles around the register after check out. Full attention focused on you. He’s not being rude either, he’s asking you questions. Do you like working here? Where do you go to school? He tells you a few stories of his own. They’re good stories, you might’ve appreciated them if it was a different day.

He leaves eventually, having run out of pleasantries and small talk. As soon as he turns another customer appears in your aisle and you sigh. The day cannot go slower. Your phone burns a hole in your pocket. Your manager suddenly takes an interest in the goingons on the store and is watching you eagle eyed, so even when the aisle is desolate, you can’t continue. The shift ends after a millennia. The drive home is long, extra traffic, you promised your mom you’d pick up dinner.

You get home and settle in. Untagged mpreg.