That Freaky Bear from Annihilation

My name is Jodie, I'm super gay and I love my friends. Trans rights and death to TERFs

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

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[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[emiett]

A zine I made as an example for my kids comic class

[dogpuppy]

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[mino2aur]

im trying to see some laboobies. sorry i don't say things like this lets pretend somebody else said this. a gnome

[junglejim4322]

Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

[iloveuppers-deactivated20251030]

im in the break room full brightness if anyone wants to reblog some porn

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[3000s]

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

[3000s]

it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes

[1anonyymous1]

nobody is coming to save you. get up

[springsteens]

[nicollekidman]

this wouldn't be happening if i had a mentor that was deeply interested in me and my life and guided me with a firm hand even when i was overwhelmed. whatever.

[shutyourmoustache]

*whispers* holy shit people are amazing.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Got it?

[v-2k]

[pissvortex]

DUDE

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

It is kind of awesome how high speed rail has been held back from this country for almost 2 decades because this dumbass assumes it will hurt his profit margin when he sells luxury (short distance) electric cars, and that he hates poor people (people more likely to use trains/not afford teslas) . like literally any other buisnessman would try and steal the buisnesses of building and running high speed rail but apartheid boy wants us all to be slaves.

[geekandmisandry]

Maybe they should have called it the Xpress. Something to cater to his ego, because if it's not about him, it needs to be.

[digital-magus]

I'm frankly stunned at how blatant this shit is. But then, he's probably trying to be blatant so as to flex his massive ego

[carby]

He's a fucking cancer on the asshole of society and I am asking the universe to please just this once not be indifferent and impartial. I am asking for a direct divine lightning strike to kill him instantly and permanently and so decisively that no one can question the source or motives of said strike. I am asking this and using my once-per-lifetime True Wish on this request

[parkchanwoohoo]

Imagine going out with a girl who's way out of your league but then you find out it's bc her kink is getting fucked by ugly dudes bc it feels degrading. I would shrimply end it all

[parkchanwoohoo]

Your stupidly hot partner is into getting railed by ugly people and has made it clear this is the basis for your relationship.

Listen man, I've lucked out. I'm taking what I can get

Brother that's my last straw, I'm headed to the nutty putty caves

Voting ended onSep 27, 2024

[parkchanwoohoo]

[3liza]

i think one of the main issues with "dating culture" in total is that the actual percentage of humans who want or need to pair bond or reproduce is a lot lower than we think it is and this creates conflict from dumping an enormous amount of resources into pursuing unsatisfactory goals, having an identity crisis when yet another relationship or partner is boring or disappointing, going through a destructive breakup and resource partition, and then being coerced into starting over from the beginning and just doing this over and over until we die. i don't think relationships and love and romantic attachment are fake I just think a lot of people don't actually need or want them who have been convinced otherwise