how soon is now?

Paulina. I walked into a glass door once

[powerfulwizard]

Why don’t male musicians dress cool and extravagantly and weird anymore? Don’t y'all now you’re performers? Why do y'all just wear khaki pants and flannels with the buttons all the way up? Where’s your disco outfits? Where’s your hammer pants? Why aren’t y'all out here looking like Liberace or Elton John? Where is your David Byrne big suit? Why’re y'all charging so much for people to see you wearing t shirt and shorts? Where are the iconic musician outfits that people used to love to dress like?

[mondcroft]

Or you could just? Let people wear what they want??

[powerfulwizard]

Ed Sheeran I fucking know it’s you.

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

things are going to get better whether you like it or not

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

i will personally shove the beauty and majesty of this wonderful world down your fucking throat if i have to

[tolazehtolivelife]

Thank you

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

you’re welcome. deal with it

[kasnas]

2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump 

[kasnas]

um. good morning and what the fuck 

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

when you’re really drunk looking in the mirror

[kafkian0]

[revolutions-moved-deactivated20]

associating a song with a person is a risky move

[mattrnurdock]

[teenbeast]

Twilight (2008)

[kafkian0]

me, going to Target and getting frozen yogurt alone on a Friday night: god I am such a wild b**tch

[sonypraystation]

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀

[onlinepreschool-blog]

[kaatnisseverdeen]

[hole1994-deactivated20221111]

morrissey: if you’re so funny then why are you on your own tonight? 

me:

[radiant-archsage-deactivated201]

Nintendo: Now Mario can turn into anything!

Fans: Wow what a cool and original idea!

Kirby:

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[h0]

me: bankrupt! is the best pop record of the decade!! a real fresh air out of the recycled shit that the pop industry has been spiting out post-early-2000′s pop craze! ti amo is a total revamp of the concept of reimagination as stablished by bowie himself!! the thematic consistency in a phoenix record is unparalleled! 

someone: what about wolfgang amadeus phoenix tho

me: