hi

dick

[jumex]

[logblog]

Hello. it’s me, a Human Adult Gay who does not know how to express my Human Adult Gay feelings because i was forced by Society and Family to suppress them for the first 20 years of my life. Nice to meet you.

[zuw]

[dizzypopss]

*takes antidepressant with soda*

me: health is wealth

[alyssadrawing]

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

[studentlifeproblems]

[darlinggod]

why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? .all im hearing are two negatives.

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[buzzfeed]

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[melonmemes]

[mitchmrner]

the rampage continues

[stereocyon]

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

[scornfluke-archive]

what’s graped soda

[stereocyon]

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weeb-potato]

When your friend does something stupid in public and you can’t stop them:

[catchymemes]

[gibsterlife]

When they go over the requirements for a project at work

[radicalgraff]

[womenandhorror]

When the hoe from salvation army glances at me