[njioru-blog]

[rcktpwr]

we all need to fuck

[acoolguy]

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

[teenscoolest]

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆

[c-rowteeth]

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

[catboywhimsy]

[fjfjjddjjgjdj]

woops i forgot to post these here

[kageyamatoibo-m]

[TRADING] monsta x in LA tickets

Would anyone be willing to trade a Day 2 P2 ticket for a Day 1 P3 + hi touch ticket?

[weirdgermanwords]

okay @ all of france i really really REALLY need you to go vote in the second round, PLEASE.

if you don’t want le pen to win, vote for macron. it’s that easy.

no “she’ll never win anyway”. that’s how brexit happened.  

no “but he’s not great either”, that’s how trump got elected.

no “I’m abstaining because i want to send a message”, that’s just plain stupid and i hope i don’t have to explain why oh my god. PLEASE.

If Le Pen wins, the EU is finished. Yes I’m german and I’m openly admitting that without France, we can’t do it.  If she manages to win the election she’ll also be able to get France to leave the EU, and that will be a desaster for everyone involved. Look up how absolutely fantastic the Brexit negotiations are going if you’re still on the fence about that.

It’s a very similar situation to the one the US was in last year. One  “ugh a boring politician they’re not exciting and has ties to the big banks and voting for them won’t change anything god i hate the system” candidate versus one  “oh look a charismatic fascist who will probably literally kill us all and throw the country, if not the continent, into utter chaos” candidate.

please think twice before you say it’s a choice between two evils. it’s not pest oder cholera, at the very worst it’s a stubbed toe versus lung cancer, and the lung cancer’s best chances lie in people not voting at all.

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Macron’s a huge dick who’s probably further right than he claims, but at least we can fight back if he fucks up. Le Pen would just send in the army.

[driftingthroughtheskies-deactiv]

Never assume a crazy person can’t get elected.  That’s what so many people did her in the US.  And look where we are now.

Take that as a word of advice, France.

[hoejhho]

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[letmeprosper]

All I want is this post to get a small amount of a million notes

[swolecheck]

All I want is this to be the most popular post in the history of this site

[blaqpanther]

Let’s make the notes disappear y'all

[impishtubist]

Remember when the “Mitt Romney Sucks Pass It On” post got the most notes of any post ever on Tumblr? 

Yeah, we can do better now.

[weavemama]

BOOST THIS!!!

Do NOT turn off your TVs on January 20th. Tune in to other channels so it’ll make it seem like we’re simply ignoring/boycotting trump’s inauguration. I refuse to let that orange puffturd be on my precious TV for more than 2 seconds.

[weavemama]

For the first 2 weeks of 2017 donald trump has ridiculed 

John Lewis

Meryl Streep

CNN

Buzzfeed

NBC News

The ACA

Obamacare

He obviously has no respect for the people, so the people shouldn’t give respect to him. 

[whimsycore]

yall dont even gotta watch tv just TURN on the tv to anything but trump

[weavemama]

Even fuckin Disney channel….. just….. ANYTHING

[kidomarus]

[skrotchevo]

[spookybearghost]

left: all stats into attack right: all stats into defense

[translesbobross-deactivated2017]

An unstoppable force versus an unmovable force

[anshinna]

May you have more Garlic Bread and less anxiety & stress in 2017.

[1tyguy1]

Gonna be doing a giveaway of Level 100 Shiny Smeargle!

This guy comes equipped with Recycle and a Leppa Berry for shiny hunting! This move essentially allows you to recycle the leppa berry an infinite number of times which allows you to restore the PP of moves an infinite amount of times. In addition, False Swipe will leave the target with at least 1 HP, Thunder Wave will keep the Pokémon from calling additional allies, and Aerial Ace will hit no matter what (recall those annoying sand attacks).

You can hunt for shinies with your own shiny hunter!

A limited number of these will be given away in a raffle fashion.

TWO ways and TWO chances to be selected! 1) LIKE the post 2) SHARE the post

That’s all! Winners will be selected via a random number generator and pm’d. You have until 10 PM CST to enter!