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LiL ED’LY MANE and the Jengus Day Pageant kin have fallen under distressing and xtraordinary circumstances. From what we understand, it is apparent that LiL E’Mz festivous caravan railcar was struck by a derailed crude oil train coming from Alberta somewhere between Toronto and Quebec. Not only was the train carrying highly toxic crude mixed with highly explosive lubricants - but the train was also carrying toxic waste from the Darmlington Nuclear facility. 4 human remains have been identified as the bodies of Xmas Festivous veterans Jimpa Breglstein, Frencer Aldours, Hamine Maxinum, and Jill Parka.
All we can say in the wake of this, is that next years Pageant will be bigger and better than ever. Save your invitations - because it will be costing twice as much to balance the budget from this years shortcomings. We here into Toronto are commited to sprending the holiday cheers. So this is what we have done. Responsibility has been passed on to LiL E’Mz most distant and detested biological relative Evaneizer Sroonge for the remainder of 2014. He will be the messenger of baby Jengus, to make sure to come into your house and tap on your bellies when you are passed out from drinking to much of St. Creskin’s Gooch Ale. Evaneizer is committed to putting on a lackluster Jengus Day offering bonanza at the Izakaya Sushi House.
It is too early to mourn the loss of LiL E’M - we sacrifies to babie Jengus in hope that LiL E’M will rise out from the ashes still, and bring us the Crimbus dinner we’ve all been hoping for, some day, some how.
KIDDING ! JOKES ! HOAX ! M’GOKES ! We’re steamy smokin pipin’ hot ready to go !
Cancel you’re invite to your STEP-UMPA, AND BRING GRANMEPPE !
HAPPY FESTURVOUS FROM THE LiL E’M FAMILY TRIBE ! IT’s A CRIMBUS MIRACLE!
DECEMBER 10th 2014 in the CRIMSON ROOM @ THE CAGE 232 COLLEGE ST. by SPADINA
https://vimeo.com/114074603
LiL ED’LY MANE presents only the most HIGHLY XTRAVAGANT XMAS ENTERTAINMENT including no less than :
Nativity Story Time with Tom Henry
Elwood ” PiMpFinGErZ ” Brown
BRY BRY ” ZOO PARTRIGE ” Sutherland
XMAS BOUNCE provided by DJ HOLOGRAM ” JENGUS ” 2PAC
Caitlin ” XMAS CHUNKS ” O’Brien
Delicious Crimbus Dinner Centrepiece by Amir Pourmohammadi and Ruthie Titus
And a very, very, very special guest …
5$ FOR YOUR OWN CRIMBUS DELIGHT !
LIVE HD DVD TAPING OF THE FESTIVOUS PAGEANT FILL OUT YOUR PERSONAL IMAGE RELEASE WAVERS BEFORE YOU GET TO THE DOOR CRIMBUSS DINNER TO BE SERVED PIPPING HOT ONLY INVITE YOUR EXTENDED FAMILY AND ESCPECASLY LONELY GRANPPEPE
http://youtu.be/_PhOvUUpGuQ
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