kai Anderson's slut

requests are open feel free to send some suggestions also I have a wattpad account evan-peters-is-hot and another tumblr account cigarettesmokerkaite feel free to follow that if you want some alex turner stuff

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The Evans masterlist

Heres a masterlist of the ahs Evans I uploaded them on my old account then deleted them and made this account

Evan peters:

Late sleepless nights (smut)

Memories (smut)

Baby talk (smut) , 2

Through good and bad

Stage fright

Do you love me? (Smut)

Insecure of the ex (smut)

You need a break

Teaching the first grade

After party (smut)

Talk tonight (smut)

Tate Langdon:

I don't care about your past part1

I don't care about your past part 2 (smut)

Sister's boyfriend(part1) (part2) (final part)

Your fucking perfect

High by the skatepark

Don't let them get to you

Ghost boy (smut)

The summoning (smut with jmp), part 2

Kit walker:

Hell on earth

1967

It's nothing

I'd never leave here without you , 2

Romantic atmosphere (smut)

Kitkats

Temptations, 2

One moment of happiness

I’d take the brunt of it

Next chapter (smut)

Kyle Spencer:

I was all over her

The day after you stole my heart

Rosanna

Sick days

Jimmy darling:

Lobster boy and lobster girl

Friends on the wall

You promised yourself that you'd never

Just Call me Florence

James patrick march:

Sweet serial killer

The wild rose

Stuck on the puzzle part 1 part2 (part3)

20 years

Vanishing point (smut)

His protégé (smut)

Broken angel (smut)

Kai Anderson:

It's was my intention

Your mine (smut)

He's a cult leader (series) (part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4) (part 5) , 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11

Ride it (smut)

Beautiful boy

You're going to be the best mom

Nothings gonna hurt you baby

The man in the long black coat

Don’t yell at my son

Appreciation (smut)

Punishment (smut)

Austin sommers:

Mr Sommers (smut)

When the stars go blue

Beautiful disaster (smut)

Bloody Mary (smut)

Warren lipka :

You get me so high (smut)

Baby you can drive my car (smut)

Best friends cousin

Why’d you only call me when you’re high?

Alex adult world:

Ripping off the band-aid

Peter maximoff:

Took you long enough

All of you (smut)

Jeff pfister:

New colleague, 2

The stain on your neck

Colin zable:

Hoagies

Circumstances

Second best part 1 , 2

Picture perfect date

Jealous of the officer

From the moment I took you to the station , 2, 3

Jeff wald (I am woman)

One night stand (smut)

Stan bowes (pose)

In the office (smut)

The Evans (preferences)

What they're like to date

What they're like when your pregnant

What they're like drunk

So some of these may not be posted depending if they are written well and in time. These will most likely be rushed but as I said before I’l

[kai-anderson-whore]

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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ׂ╰┈➤ funniest scene ever

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#alex turner: a summary

[kai-anderson-whore]

My dogs just had puppies 🥳🥳🥳

[mattrnurdock]

[conciliumxx]

american horror story: roanoke (2016)

american horror story: cult (2017)

american horror story: apocalypse (2018)

american horror story: 1984 (2019)

american horror story: red tide (2021)

directed by ryan murphy

[musicandotherstuff]

Recent photo of Alex Turner taken by a fan, 2024

"It's 2005, a band explodes on MySpace. They're dressed like you and their lyrics are a mirror to your life. Bleeding heck, who the fuck are the Arctic Monkeys?

After 19 years on repeat it's now 2024. Myself and @/conor_bloodfilms are travelling back from Paris

We arrive at Gare Du Nord and Duffy stops in his tracks. He whispers to me "I think that's Alex Turner." "F**k off!" I immediately reply. I gaze over at a guy wearing a leather jacket with long brown hair, his face adorned with aviators. We should probably stop staring as it's getting weird, sexually and aggressively weird.

Turns out it is bloody Alex Turner, the man who's provided the soundtrack to my life! He strolls past and disappears into the Parisian platform crowd. A missed opportunity.

We board our train back to London. We look to our left and there's Alex. Sitting in his seat accompanied by a notepad. He's probably writing the next Arctic Monkeys hit "Two gawping pricks on a train". We really need to stop staring.

I tell Duffers I'm going in, he stops me. Reminds me that I'm a fully functioning adult and not to create a scene. Christ, he's right! I feel like I'm 15 years old again, someone get me a Strongbow and whack Dancing Shoes on, kin hell lad!

Eventually myself and Con engage, it's a surreal experience. Alex is polite and returns conversation in a soft friendly manner. The whole situation is just bloody lovely.

I awkwardly ask if I can take his portrait, fully aware that it could result in an awkward excha"

- Chris Blood

(Source)

[shit-talk-turner]

UNREAL

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Broken angel (jmp x fem reader smut)

Summary: you are James’s lover after the countess, but you feel like James holds love for his ex wife still but he shows you otherwise

Warnings: smut, jealousy, heavy kissing, cunnilingus, body worshipping kinda?, crying Lmk if I missed anything

Word count: 1,7k

A/n: this was meant to be part of kinktober but obviously I didn’t get to finish that

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From the very beginning you had that slight doubt in the back of your mind, did he still love her?, I'm a just a replacement?, will he go running back to the countess?. All the thoughts ran through your mind, you loved James, worshipped him like a loving partner but you didn't think he loved you that way.

You knew all about the long history between james and the countess how he would chase after her, begging for her back like a dog. You never really knew what he saw in you to make you his, you didn't think you were anywhere close to as beautiful the countess is. You just didn't understand.

Now laying on the bed of James room on the floor that never allowed anyone it was still the same from the 1930s, waiting him coming back from a dinner with the countess. You hated that he still did those you never knew what he would do, he tells you it's purely for the hotel but it was understandable why you were sceptical of it. The fear eating at you but there was nothing you could do but just sit and wait.

Another hour later James entered the room, dressed smartly as per usual, a grin on his face. You felt uneasy as to why he was all cheery tonight. "Ah, dearest how was your night?" he chimed pouring himself a glass of his fine whisky. "It was okay, how was your night with the countess?" You said with jealously laced in your words.

"Do I detect some jealousy in your voice dear?" James asked sipping on his whisky not really minding the bitter taste. Shaking your head trying to dismiss your blunt tone. "Dear I know you don't like the fact I have monthly dinners with my ex wife but it's purely for the hotel" James reassured taking a step closer the crystal glass with brown liquid still in his hand, but you still held that glint of doubt in your eyes.

With a heavy sigh you nodded "okay if you say so", James felt a pang of hurt hearing your words. "It's true dear the countess is ancient history." James placed the glass on whisky down with a furrow brow, stepping closer to you till he seated himself beside you on the bed. His cold fingers brushing a strand of hair away from your face.

"But you my dear are present and future You mean more to me than the countess ever has, I truly mean that" James voice soft and velvety sending shivers down your spine.

"You sure?" You asked looking into his eyes, they held nothing but love and admiration and a hint of hurt for the woman in front of him. His hand cupped your cheeks with thumb grazing your the tear that rolled down your cheek removing the salty liquid. "Don't cry dear I'm positive you are the most important thing in my existence" James whispers even with tears stained cheeks and red puffy eyes you still looked beautiful to James, like a broken angel right now.

You smiled leaning into his touch more, your hand atop of his. "You really mean that?" You asked with a voice above whisper. "Of course in fact I'm going to show you that you're the most dearest thing to me" James says with a soft smirk tugging on his pencil moustache lips. The cold air from his body gently pushed you into the bed so you were on your back, James straddles you looking down at your glassy eyes that leaked the tears.

"You truly are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen" he whispers softly placing his ice cold lips over your tear stained cheeks kissing the salty tears away.

Your felt your heart swell with that simple action. James kissed your lips you could taste the salty tear that once rolled down your cheek on his lips but you didn't mind.

James kissed your lips with passion that made your worries disappear in a flash. Your warm, soft hand cupped his cold cheek as your velvet soft lips returned the kiss. James had you pinned between him and mattress his lips still on yours, every emotion that he felt he put into the kiss. His cold hand on your hip pulling you closer to him.

James's lips trailed from your lips to your neck effortlessly finding that spot to make you melt like putty in his ghostly cruel hands. A small sigh left your lips as his hands traced the curve of your body stopping just below your breast.

"James please" you whimpered he had you where he wanted you.

"Don't worry dearest I'll take care of you, I'll show you just how much you mean to me" his pencil moustache curled up. His lips back on yours his tongue danced with yours a small moan left your lips as James hand was on your stomach sliding down lower to the waistband of your panties.

The heat that raised from you and the ice cold touch of his hand was enough to make your mind clouded with desire and lust. Goosebumps raised from your flush soft skin. His other hand gripped your hip not to tightly just enough to make you shiver from the touch. James lips traveled down to your neck and collarbone peppering your skin with light kisses.

A small whine left your lips, you wanted his lips to travel further down your body, as if james read your mind his cold lips traveled lower down your frame with his hand caressing the right side of your body. "You're so beautiful dear" his voice was low and husky you felt a rush of wetness in your panties.

All that was heard in the room was the sounds of James's lips loving your body and the heavy breaths from you as you were filled with lust and anticipation. "James" you whimper again desperate for more, the dim light on the bedside table was the only thing that lit the room. You could smell the cigarettes and whisky on James.

James lips trailed down to your breast taking your hardened bud into his mouth swirling his tongue around sucking in it, his free hand massaging your other breast. Your mind clouded with lust and anticipation.

"James please" a soft whine left your lips once again making James smirk against your plump breast.

His kisses moved down to your stomach to the hem of your panties. his deep brown eyes looking up at you as if to ask for consent, you nod your head feeling the flimsy fabric being slowly dragging off the soft skin of your legs and on to the floor. Your knees were bent up on the bed and spread slightly, James then kissed up your legs softly biting on your plush thighs giving them attention. His cold hands would squeeze the outside of your thighs making you squirm beneath him.

"Your perfect y/n" he whispered taking in the sight before him. You couldn't help but blush at his words, your body was filled with anticipation as his lips traveled to your bare heat placing a kiss on your clit that made you let out a soft sigh of pleasure.

James tongue ran between your slick folds collecting your arousal then curling at your clit, a soft moan left your lips the coldness of his tongue pressed on your warm heat adding to the pleasure.

"You taste so sweet dear" he hummed against you. His tongue lapping along your folds giving you pleasure, your hands tugging on his pristine hair making it look disheveled. His tongue brought pleasure to your nub of nerves making you wriggle underneath him, your hips bucking up towards his skilful tongue.

James's hands held your hips down as he lapped at your eager heat. The room filled with your breathy moans and the sound of his mouth moving around you, the dim light was the only thing in the old fashioned luxury looking room that cancelled any darkness.

With your wriggling and squirming made your silk slip dress hike up to below your belly button exposing you more to James's hungry eyes. "Oh fuck James" you moaned as he inserted a finger into you feeling your  velvety walls clench around him greedily.

His tongue never missing a beat focusing his attention to your swollen clit. As he thrusts his finger against her humming against your slick pussy earning sweet moans and praises from you. Your hands tug his hair your hips grind against his handsome face and finger before he added a second digit into your heat making you gasp.

His fingers pumped against your velvety walls feeling you clench around his cold fingers. Your body wriggling and squirming under him. You were under his spell his skilful tongue never missing a beat on your clit sending you into a lustful cloud. The room felt cold against your hot flustered skin whimpers and moans was all that came out your mouth along with praises.

James never missed a beat with this skilful tongue and fingers, your skin felt hot against the crisp white sheets, your head spinning with the pleasure you were receiving. You felt that  familiar knot in the pit of your core forming. James knew you were close by the moans growing louder and your squirming his cold hand holding your warm body down by the hip his thumb caressing the soft flushed skin.

"I'm so close" you managed to let out, your breathing more heavy and short. “Just let go dear” James voice soft against your heat continuing his magic to send you over the edge. That feeling of blissful release drew closer and closer you were squirming but James held you down, your back arched off the mattress, thighs threatening to close around his head as the impact of your orgasm took over, your eyes rolled back your mouth slack open as a loud moan of euphoria was all that could be heard from miles away.

James pulled his fingers out but his mouth didn’t move away as he lapped at your sweet nectar till he was satisfied enough. Pulling away his moustache and chin glistening with your arousal, a cheeky grin on his pale face.

“You taste exquisite love” he hummed wiping the slickness from his mouth area.

You were panting from the intense orgasm, a soft smile on your lips. James climbed on top of you brushing your hair from your face looking into your eyes. “Believe me you’re the one I love, my angel”.

“I believe you James”

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[kai-anderson-whore]

I have a half finished James smut from back in October that’s actually good but I keep forgetting to finish it. But I want to post more fics again that are actually good but I’m lacking the motivation 😭

[fear-is-truth]

EVAN PETERS in we can’t be friends (wait for your love) – eternal sunshine by ARIANA GRANDE

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Joan Jett, 1976

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The summoning (part two) (jmp x Tate Langdon x Kai Anderson x fem reader)

Summary: after summoning the two ghosts you’d sneak around behind your boyfriends back till you actually got caught

Warnings: mentions of smut not actually, cheating, getting caught, ghosts, angst, sharing parter

Word count: 695

A/n: this is extremely short and rubbish so apologies for that also we’re gonna pretend that Kai is tates younger brother for this also Idea for this part is by @villains-are-hot again sorry it’s shit

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After that night you summoned the two killer ghosts, your life changed you'd spend time with the two ghosts which ended up being more than friendly most of the time and tonight was no different.

It was night your boyfriend Kai was out for the night, so James and Tate made their presence known in your house. Before you knew it you were on the bed with Tate and James.

The room was filled with your moans, the creaking of your bed followed by the soft grunts of James and Tate. What wasn’t heard was the front door opening revealing blue hair of your boyfriend Kai Anderson. Kai heard the sounds from the bedroom immediately recognising your moans from a mile off. His heart dropped as he approached the bedroom dreading to see what was happening in the other side.

The sounds coming from the bedroom grew louder as Kai approached his hand on the cold metal of the door handle gearing himself up for what he’s about to witness. With one swift motion he opened the bedroom door his eyes went wide to see you naked with two men in bed with you.

“Oh shit…” you gasped now seeing Kai you grabbed the covers covering yourself. You debated on saying the famous like ‘it isn’t what it looks like’ but there was no used it was more than what it looked like. James and Tate stared at Kai in shock unsure what to say or do till Tate smirked at you saying.

“Well y/n looks like your dirty secret is out now”

Your eyes were on Kai seeing the hurt and anger in them he shouts “what the fuck is this y/n your fucking two dudes behind my back?” One of the dudes was Kai’s older brother Tate but you didn’t know that. You looked down at the ground your voice barely a whisper “I’m sorry.”

But what was in your mind was ‘am I really sorry for cheating or that I got caught?’ You loved Kai yes but the thrill of Tate and James was too much to resist. “Your sorry? Don’t fucking say sorry otherwise you wouldn’t have done it!!” Kai yells it was clear you’ve actually hurt him you don’t blame him for yelling at you.

Tate and James look between you and Kai with devilish smirks on their faces it was amusing to both of them. Kai storms out the room you got out of bed putting your clothes back on almost stumbling but you didn’t care you chased after Kai.

“Kai please I’m sorry” you pleaded James and Tate got dressed following you.

“You’ve got a choice y/n them or me” Kai’s eyes were cold with a hint of rage within them. You stopped in your tracks your mind going 100 miles an hour. You loved Kai but the thrill of James and Tate was exciting you were really in a catch 22.

“Think about it y/n two for the price of one” Tate spoke up shrugging his shoulders. “I agree” James added which pissed Kai off.

“I’m your boyfriend y/n don’t you love me?” Kai then tried to win you over.

You look between the three unsure of what to do they kept debating on what you should do but it only led to an argument.

Kai shouts to James and Tate “she should pick me!”

“No she should pick us!!”

You just couldn’t comprehend right now you felt like your head was spinning till James came up with an idea “why don’t we all share?”

“What?” You and Kai said at the same time Kai looked confused by the idea.

“That’s not a bad idea actually she can’t seem to make her mind up about this” Tate agreed

“Do you want this?” Kai asks he doesn’t seem on board with this but maybe it would work.

You nod your head “it could work” Kai sighed and says “okay we’ll try this but i think it’s the wrong idea”

You got what you wanted the thrills and your boyfriend, you knew deep down something will go wrong but till then you won’t worry.