kai

here’s to hoping being back on tumblr doesn’t bring back my ED

[toastbutteregg]

[leolaroot]

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

[anxietyproblem]

[capricornpropaganda]

I love that birds walk around sometimes...like literally so humble

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

I want everybody to know it was LGBT people at the club who stopped the piece of shit who did this. Not the fucking cops. Two LGBTQ people stopped him. They shouldn't have had to obviously because this shouldn't have happened but never ever fucking forget we are absolutely capable of fighting back and defending ourselves and WE protect each other.

[guooey]

[arborealgargoyle]

[video description: a seal closes its eyes sleepily underwater as it rocks back and forth in a gentle current surrounded by swaying sea grass. the song “Mr. Sandman” by the Chordettes plays in the background. end description]

HAPPY SLEEPY SEAL SUNDAY

[todaysbird]

it seems like you have a lot of animal colectibles/plushes/etc. this makes me picture you as a really small/cute person :^) is this true?

Yes very cute

[todaysbird]

What the hell man. You came here to my blog and said that about me

[b99gif]

You do you, Boyle.

[cairgnorm]

[scoutsmoocrew]

[leghorn]

[beckyhop]

THEY’RE NAMED GIRL NAMES BECAUSE YOU GET MILK FROM FEMALE DAIRY COWS

CHRIST, IT AIN’T THAT DEEP

[musicalhell]

Personally I would be happy to know my yogurt was coming from a place that cared enough about its livestock to not only give then names, but to properly credit them in the finished product.

[nellysketchesnstuff]

How could you hide this gem in the tags?

[fruitffish-deactivated20250218]

Excerpts for a 1920's newspaper during the Spanish Flu

[croutoncat]

Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?

possibly 

[wodkat]

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

[news-queue]

[iguanamouth]

what is the coolest rock you have?

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

[iguanamouth]

what the fuck

[bugsoftbinbows]

how could you waste a egg

[iguanamouth]

a what

[surprisebitch]

this is triggering

[teathattast]

[armedandgayngerous]

anti-surveillance-state hero

[chudchad-deactivated20200101]

coke fiend

[im-the-batmann]

it’s what they deserved

[javisfreckles]

the dyatlov pass incident

[vivienvalentino]

Kate Siegal as Theodora Crain — The Haunting of Hill House (2018)

[madderhatter]

[goblincrystals]

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

[madderhatter]

he did

[troyesivan]

happy for him

[rissi18]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:

and they even had a book written about them:

[thebusylilbird]

guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)

[sherlockedcarmilla]

Cleansing your dash… now!

[kneelbeforeclefairy]

@bestnoncannonship

[gehayi]

Their daughter, Tango (who likely would not have been born without her adoptive dads), fell in love with another female penguin at the Central Park Zoo, Tanuzi. As far as we know, Tango and Tanuzi have been together ever since.