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We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

sniperct

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo

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blackthxrntree

weirdbutnicesblog

Everyone on April 30th

cal-kestis

happy april 30th!

secret-abs

Time to get justin trending again

icarus-suraki

chocolate-mintdromeda

OK, but someone posted a pot of water on the stove, and captioned it something like "it's the last day of April".

What is that? Still stage four, or a previously unknown stage five?

thehummingbirdsmatter

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

silly-moth-123

This post. This fucking post.

This has deeply impacted my vocabulary. I constantly quote it. BUT.

I have been misquoting it this whole time. I've been saying "the passage of time is cruel and unrelenting" and it makes me SO MAD that that's not actually what it says. Not only does nobody get my reference but I'm also not even referencing it correctly.

Anyways. Good meme 👍

clytemnestraaa

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

aeromaya

Finally caught em all

kooldewd123

pokemon has given us a lot of fun takes on mundane life in the pokemon world over the years but "work-from-home pokemon trainer" has gotta be up there as one of my absolute favorites. sorry can you come in to the office today deborah from finance says she's supposed to battle you. yeah she says it's important.

3racha-agustd

🐺: “my dad’s filming right now, and my eyes are open, they’re open but they’re just too small to see. actually they’re not open right now because if i open them i’d become the world’s strongest being. i’m keeping my eyes closed for everyone’s safety. bye”

They are so cute! 🥹🤏🏼

pokemonarchive

Pikachu & Friends (1999) - Postcard Set A Illustrator: Keiko Fukuyama

lozyrosie

muddy buddy

mhbali1

Kirby air ride is real!!!

scary-terryy

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

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