The Knight Begins To Shine

Designer, gamer, modder, writer, performer of honest wage slavery. Bringer of swords to gun fights, knives to sword fights, and occasionally guns to knife fights. Retroactively sick of your bullshit, so don't start with me, cupcake.

[997]

exactly

[toskarin]

imagine being the accounts who went on deranged rants about mousegirls, having to face the fact you inadvertently caused a boom in mousegirl sexualization on tumblr. I would never recover.

[toskarin]

wide-eyed freud aspirant: yyou said mousegirl becaus eyoy were thinking about her pussy FUCKING disgusting

guy scrolling past who has never thought about mousegirl pussy in his entire life until this point: hm........

[adorablegorilla]

[weaver-z]

4chan anons are going to be out of a job at this rate

[the-grey-tribe]

> anons

> out of a job

Good news, OP

[valtsv]

"fraternizing" is such a fun type of relationship. like you're not supposed to hang out with that guy so we're going to use a word for it that makes it sound as cool and interesting as possible for you to hang out with that guy.

[valtsv]

anyway who wants to fraternize with me. it DOES have to be gay and we WILL be making out btw.

[somecunttookmyurl]

one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"

once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that

[somecunttookmyurl]

told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall

bf: i'm not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street

me: they aren't

bf: but i can see their faces! if i'm looking at their faces they must be the same height

me: you're looking down slightly babe

bf: why would i do that

me: because you're tall

[somecunttookmyurl]

incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"

[somecunttookmyurl]

if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver

[sandersstudies]

Opposite energy of my 6’1 aunt who said to me “are you short? I had no idea. Everyone looks the same height to me because I look down at them.”

[thenightgaunt]

Fuck this one hits home.

[imsopopfly]

This hits way too close to home. Also, important question: what DOES work? I got hope from all those things and they didn’t work and I’m still trying to find something that does so I can get my shit together at least enough to do the stuff I actually Wanna do.

[campyvillain]

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

[shock]

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

[campyvillain]

it’s my pleasure

[campyvillain]

do people on here really forget that some people work in education this often

[kristina100000]

they are sharing a fat cuban cigar in bed

[worldcircus]

[cicadianrhythm]

do you think prometheus would like us

[computationalcalculator]

[cumaeansibyl]

this made me think “Hephaestus would also love us” and then I saw Hephaestus going on a forbidden journey to sunder Prometheus’s chains because without the gift of fire humans would never have learned the art of the forge. and he was already cast out of Olympus for being born with a disability, without fire in human hands he would have been so lonely, god of nothing and no one.

now they watch humans do these things together just beaming like two proud dads and occasionally calling Asclepius when shit goes sideways (“we love you, children! always wear your PPE!”)

[sythesizeher]

@spiritspodcast

[997]

new animal just dropped

[dankmemeuniversity]

[drawnsnake]

Pictured: Dracula 10 minutes before leaving to pick up Jonathan

[bloodraven55]

that some people respond to any well-foreshadowed reveal with “ugh that plot twist was so predictable” proves bad faith criticism has rotted their brains to the point they think it’s bad writing if they can correctly identify information the writers were intentionally giving them

[iceicevaguely]

My favorite thing about Yor and Twilight is that both their jobs are designed for cut-throat perfection. There are no in-betweens, no excuses or second chances where assassination and espionage are concerned. Which is why seeing them both warm up to parenting is so wonderful.

They both make their fair share of mistakes, whether it’s running out of patience or simply being at a loss on how to deal with a child of Anya’s age and temperament.

But at the end of the day, they end up being the two most important people in Anya’s life without even realizing it because they keep trying.

They acknowledge their flaws but more importantly they try to fix them and grow from them - for both Anya’s sake and each other’s.

They know their circumstances are far from perfect. They know that they are far from perfect. But that doesn’t stop them from wanting a happy childhood for their daughter - and really, isn’t that the best any parent could ever want for their child?

[vansantfilm]

sorry babe i can’t hang out tonight my quest marker says i have to report back to the jarl

[soberscientistlife]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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[everythingfromdust]

Bring back the porn

[everythingfromdust]