Sil. She/they 🏳️🌈. 28. 69 autism creatures in a trenchcoat. Tropical Hellenistic/Traditional Astrologer (this is not strictly an astrology account, you’ll encounter a mixed bag of interests). semi-ia atm, but my dms are open!
READINGS ARE: CLOSED (AS OF NOV. 19TH 2025. WILL REOPEN COME JANUARY)
Below are all the services that I currently offer. Prices are listed in front of each service, plus a description of what each reading entails & what to expect. Feel free to dm if you have any questions.
→ I use:
— Western Tropical Astrology
— Traditional Hellenistic Astrology
— Whole Sign House System
→ I do not use:
— Placidus HS
— Degree Theory
— Modern Rulers (Pluto for Scorpio, Neptune for Pisces and Uranus for Aquarius)
— Vedic Astrology (I can look into it, but I am not proficient enough to offer full-blown readings!)
Readings typically take 3-10 days depending on their length/how busy I am (hence the limited amount of readings I can take at a time). As my readings are penned by me, do not ever expect an immediate return with the end product within 24h. Copypasted pre-made readings from logicials or 4i defeat the purpose of the practice as each chart is extremely personal & individual and I do not believe in a one-size fits all approach. Of course, I shall keep you updated on the process and even send you snippets as you wait for the end product.
P.S : the precise time, date, and place of birth are important to give accurate information.
LIST OF SERVICES
THOROUGH NATAL CHART ANALYSIS $75
Following this template.
Includes:
· A full breakdown of your houses (whole sign house system) & their lords, with an emphasis on angular houses.
· A thorough analysis of every traditional planet.
· The role each planet plays in your chart.
· The major, most influential aspects the planet makes.
· bonus: an answer to a specific question using your natal chart.
SYNASTRY $50
Curious about the synastry between you + someone else? This reading dives deeper into the matter. Note: this reading isn’t only for romantic relationships and can be used to look at familial and platonic relationships.
CAREER ANALYSIS 45$
For people trying to change career paths, or find a path in alignment with their chart.
SINGLE'S LOVE READING 40$
If you’re single but still curious about your eros, blocks, romantic attraction & how to put yourself out there utilizing your chart as an aide— this reading is for you.
MINI NATAL CHART READING $35
A smaller, condensed natal chart reading wherein I assess your big three & houses & look for interesting natal chart finds.
ADD-ONS $5
3-card reading to accompany any of the aforementioned readings!
How to book/pay: DM me directly and I’ll walk you through the process.
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"Person is so pure they probably don't even know what sex is." Purity isn't defined by the distance from sex! As if the more a person encounters sex in any context the less pure their soul becomes!
You🫵are not immune to propagating the beliefs and ideas of purity culture!
I think the Hunger Games series sits in a similar literary position to The Lord of the Rings, as a piece of literature (by a Catholic author) that sparked a whole new subgenre and then gets blamed for flaws that exist in the copycat books and aren’t actually part of the original.
Like, despite what parodies might say, Katniss is nowhere near the stereotypical “unqualified teenager chosen to lead a rebellion for no good reason”. The entire point is that she’s not leading the rebellion. She’s a traumatized teenager who has emotional reactions to the horrors in her society, and is constantly being reined in by more experienced adults who have to tell her, “No, this is not how you fight the government, you are going to get people killed.” She’s not the upstart teenager showing the brainless adults what to do–she’s a teenager being manipulated by smarter and more experienced adults. She has no power in the rebellion except as a useful piece of propaganda, and the entire trilogy is her straining against that role. It’s much more realistic and far more nuanced than anyone who dismisses it as “stereotypical YA dystopian” gives it credit for.
And the misconceptions don’t end there. The Hunger Games has no “stereotypical YA love triangle”–yes, there are two potential love interests, but the romance is so not the point. There’s a war going on! Katniss has more important things to worry about than boys! The romance was never about her choosing between two hot boys–it’s about choosing between two diametrically opposed worldviews. Will she choose anger and war, or compassion and peace? Of course a trilogy filled with the horrors of war ends with her marriage to the peace-loving Peeta. Unlike some of the YA dystopian copycats, the romance here is part of the message, not just something to pacify readers who expect “hot love triangles” in their YA.
The worldbuilding in the Hunger Games trilogy is simplistic and not realistic, but unlike some of her imitators, Collins does this because she has something to say, not because she’s cobbling together a grim and gritty dystopia that’s “similar to the Hunger Games”. The worldbuilding has an allegorical function, kept simple so we can see beyond it to what Collins is really saying–and it’s nothing so comforting as “we need to fight the evil people who are ruining society”. The Capitol’s not just the powerful, greedy bad guys–the Capitol is us, First World America, living in luxury while we ignore the problems of the rest of the world, and thinking of other nations largely in terms of what resources we can get from them. This simplistic world is a sparsely set stage that lets us explore the larger themes about exploitation and war and the horrors people will commit for the sake of their bread and circuses, meant to make us think deeper about what separates a hero from a villain.
There’s a reason these books became a literary phenomenon. There’s a reason that dozens upon dozens of authors attempted to imitate them. But these imitators can’t capture that same genius, largely because they’re trying to imitate the trappings of another book, and failing to capture the larger and more meaningful message underneath. Make a copy of a copy of a copy, and you’ll wind up with something far removed from the original masterpiece. But we shouldn’t make the mistake of blaming those flaws on the original work.
Other examples of “blamed for things their copycats did” include Watchmen (blamed for the gritty antihero comics of the 90s) and Madoka Magica (blamed for excessively edgy and grimdark magical girl shows).
Four years on, and I think you might be the first person to add this type of comment to this post. After receiving so many comments that are like “THG is nowhere near on the level of LotR” or “THG didn’t invent YA dystopia”, it’s so refreshing to see someone understand exactly what I meant by framing THG as “a work blamed for its copycats”, and expand on it with examples that I didn’t know about.
It’s so rare to get an original comment on this post. Thank you so much.
A thing about parenting is that there are a lot of behaviors that you want to encourage your future adult to have that are SO HARD TO HANDLE in children.
He HAS whatever body autonomy I can grant but I really need to marshal some arguments about not letting other children cut his hair while he’s IN class.
OK ok OK ok ONE like we can do whatever we want with our bodies as long as it’s safe but there’s a time and place like for example we only do flips on grass, in houses, or on gym mats. Being naked is also a behavior for specific circumstances like inside a house or swimming in the woods! Hair cutting is like flips or taking off all your clothes!
Two it creates a mess and is really itchy, so we have to plan to do it somewhere where we can clean it up easily and take a bath afterwards and Not! In! Your! Kindergarten! Art! Class!
Three other kids might see how much fun you’re having getting your hair cut and also cut their hair and then be sad about how their hair looks. I know YOU don’t mind (and apparently Malachi is some kind of genius kindergartner barber??) but they might mind how they look, you have to set an example.
Four the teachers get to set the rules for the classroom and if you break those rules then you don’t fill out your sticker chart. I’m pretty sure hair cutting — even consensual hair cutting — breaks a rule. You can check. Ask a hypothetical question. Don’t tell them you’ve been doing this for weeks, they might get upset.
Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:
A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.
B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.