Emma

Feminist Babe

[roseography]

It’s not for a king, it’s for the kingdom.

[soleilarchive-deactivated201902]

Yes, I speak French. Yves Saint Laurent. Hermés. Louis Vuitton. Chanel. Dior. Lanvin….

[snorlaxatives]

@ people who use tanning beds: how can you do that after that one scene from final destination 3 happened

[brokendildo]

me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok

[boredpanda]

If Animals Could Talk

[capillaries-blog]

being a person who just naturally cries a lot is so embarrassing like 

stressed out? cry. confused? cry. happy? cry. emotional movie? cry. scared? cry. you respond to every possible emotion by crying. and you have to tell people not to panic because like? you just cry a lot and not to take it personally but like 

crying 

[averagefairy]

do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating Messy Bitch culture and leave the self deprecating humor to those of us that are actually A Mess

[ulibeanzz]

“sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal” “ok but get this: im a rich white person"  “oh sorry about that sir" 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

i’m gonna talk like a furry for the rest of the day

[dogparty420-deactivated20180708]

wait, how is a furry supposed to talk? i’m out of practice

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

*nuzzles u* hehe c: *jumps on top of u and nibbles on ur toes* oh hehe ;3 *notices ur bulge* OwO whats this?? xD

[dat-goat-boi]

I’m physically disgusted

[badgerpunk]

I need chemotherapy now

[kairos-laugh]

@poppunkentry

[drakesxprincess]

[qh-deactivated20170215]

police officer: *handcuffs me*

me: *blushes*

police officer: “what the fuck”

[bitchycode]

So you can breathe but not text me back ???

[kairos-laugh]

Someone: You're so dramatic!

Me, with a rose between my lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping myself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about

[wildbambi-blog]

Khaleesi & Jon Snow 

[so-glad-were-neighbors-deactiva]

[lyjerria]

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that

[ironinkpen]

my sense of humor:

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)

“Bees?”