die Alpenrepublik

the struggle of the spirit against the senses is the gospel of modern man. i do not wish to have any part in it. (independent austria rp blog)

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your authority collapsed, primarily from too many people dying of cringe

independent rp blog for the personification of austria. written by kate.

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[whunt]

i suck ass at being a girl boss my empire is crumbling so bad

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sivisoko​:

[He arches a brow. Then, looks around, this way, that way, pats himself down.]  Чекајте. [He stands up. Walks outside. Comes back inside. Sits down.] Don’t know how to tell you this, but this is Belgrade. Not Zagreb. Did you get us confused again.

[He notices that!] You don’t have to be afraid of it, you know. It’s rakija. Apple. [He plucks a cigarette out and mutters a quick thanks. And snorts!] ‘Some years ago’. What a fucking frame of time. [Sips his drink.] Wanna tell me how you’d go about acknowledging that? Should I just sit them all around a table and say, ‘hey guys, this is all pretty fucked up, huh?’ That simple?

[She’s just going to silently watch him. And smoke her cigarette. Hopefully he brought his own lighter, because hers is already tucked away and suddenly she doesn’t feel so much like going to the effort of pulling it back out.] ...Are you done. What I’m saying is that you have no need to worry, because I’ve already traveled past the point I would consider making a habit of visiting.

[She moves right on past that with nothing but a meaningful glance.] I don’t expect your family to be masters of communication. It’s clear that you’ve made minimal effort to do so until now, at least. And yet you care enough to be searching for solutions in the first place...and what, exactly, has precipitated this sudden change? That is what I’m wondering.

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sivisoko​:

I wouldn’t want you to get too comfortable here. You might decide you like it and then come back. Bad habit to get started. [Who said you don’t practice honesty, Slavko!]

No. I wouldn’t like that. [Give him a second to knock back a shot. He slides her one. Sighs again.] It’s got to do with my family. I guess.

You’ve taken to flattering yourself awfully quickly. Rest assured that in most cases, when it comes to European travel I would consider anything south of Zagreb to be a bad habit on principle.

[She takes it...slowly. It’s clear she’s not prepared to go drink for drink with him even a little bit. But she does take out a pack of nice looking cigarettes and tilts it in his direction, after taking one for herself.] Seems to me like that is one particular communication breakdown that might have benefited from acknowledgement some years ago. But better late than never is what they say, I suppose.

[sivisoko]

@kaiserlichkoeniglich said: It may come as a surprise to you that many people value emotional honesty in their relationships.

[Flatly.] I can tell that we know different people for sure. [Closes his laptop. Lets out a sputtering sigh.] This shit is fucking useless. There's got to be other ways.

[... squints.] Do you expect me to give you something since you're here. You can have, I don't fucking know. An orange.

[kaiserlichkoeniglich]

Mm. On the other hand, maybe in this instance there’s a case to be made for dishonesty.

[:/] I see you’ve become quite the gracious host. Would you like to tell me what spurred on this sudden interest in self-betterment?

[judgejudyofficial]

boys only love me for my majestic tornado blowjob and my insane clown pussy

[eviefyres]

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains,  THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

send me a  ✿  and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other .

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other .

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other .

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other .

[gatabella]

Charlotte Rampling by Angelo Frontoni, Addio Fratello Crudele / Tis a Pity She’s a Whore, 1971

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tretiyrim​:

As if you’d even acknowledge it if you had something better to do.

Oh, excuse me for being interested in things which concern me directly. Are you happy to let anyone who pleases say anything they like about you?

[kaiserlichkoeniglich]

@kriegerherzz said:

Go back to your hole!

From what I hear that seems to be the topic at hand.

[kaiserlichkoeniglich]

@tretiyrim said:

Your lady parts are on the table.

Again? Do you people not have anything better to do with your lives?

[kaiserlichkoeniglich]

What was that.

[vivienvalentino]

— CLUE 1985, dir. Jonathan Lynn

[back-then]

Archduke Franz Ferdinand posed as a mummy during his 1896 trip to Egypt.

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