Me when The Horrors are Neverending (for Kai)

🚩 DR S4 spoilers be here! (Tagged) · · ─ ·✶· ─ · · Xan ⭑ adult ⭑ he/him ⭑ sorry i am actually never here ⭑ og account got hacked 🥀 ⭑ @ytisortsiak is (now) my alt ⭑ Pfp by super cool oomf @francessart · · ─ ·✶· ─ · · I exist to make people laugh and yap about legos i guess (i just like to shitpost) ⭑ #latibulating · · ─ ·✶· ─ · · “Kai angst Kai angst Kai angst” I chant in the mirror.

[kaistrosity]

Intro post intro post!

Hi! I'm Xan!

He/him

I'm a major.. wow (adult)

Lloyd and Kai kinnie number 9506293718

Trans fag and proud ADHD possessor (/s) so if i act like a complete loser that's why

Anyone can interact here (minor or adult, just dont be like, below 14). There will be posts about body horror/angst/whump/bug-kai stuff, and i might reblog suggestive art or something, but there will never be full-on NSFW.

I make jokes and think I am extremely funny. I also do the artsies sometimes

Trigger warning: i joke semi-often about suicide bc i cope by humour and sarcasm and that jazz. So if that's very uncomfortable for you, you probably shouldn't follow, as i don't tag it or anything.

My art tag is #xan's art, you can find all of it under there. (Currently all of the art i’ve posted is still on my old blog @ytisortsiak, so if u want to see it go there.)

#xan posts for everything here that is not a reblog

I will probably reblog spoilers for ninjago

If i follow u yes that means i wanna be friends with you WE WILL BE FRIENDS- *cough cough*

I love all my moots 😭😭😭

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This is an RG brothers + Cole centered blog, but I love all of the team a lot and I will post about all of them here! Sometimes i also have a Morro phase

My favourites are, in order:

Kai, Cole and Lloyd. Morro is also cool.. i love me an emo boy redemption arc

Jay

Nya, Zane & Pixal

Geo!

Arin, Sora, Wyldfyre (not super obsessed w them), other characters i like too, idk there's a lot, but my posts will be mostly focused on the main ninja, i love em

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I don't feel that strongly about ships, buuut i know some people do, so i'll list my preferences here, so u know what you're in for following me :)

Ships i especially like:

Lava (Kai x Cole)

Geode (Geo x Cole)

Jaya (Jay x Nya)

Ships that i will/might reblog:

Any other ship between the og 4 (plasma, bruise, glacier, etc) including polyninja (Jay x Kai x Cole x Zane)

Pixane (Pixal x Zane)

Volcanic (Kai x Geo x Cole)

Mudshock (Jay x Nya x Cole)

Any of the og 4 x morro i guess? Destiny, Sandstorm, etc (idk the rest)

Wifi/heatpad/rofy/?? whatever they're called (Roby x Wyldfyre)

Rockylove (Geo x Vania x Cole)

Scruff (Ronin x Dareth) (lol i love that this exists)

Greenflower i guess but mostly for the Lloyd content (Lloyd x Brad)

Kailor (Kai x Skylor)

Llokita (Lloyd x Akita)

Samurai (Nya x Pixal)

Amberphoenix (is that the name??) (Nya x Skylor)

Conia/vanillacake (Cole x Vania)

Garmasako (Garmadon x Misako)

Wusako (Wu x Misako)

Ships that aren't my thing/probably won't reblog:

LIorumi (Lloyd x Harumi)

Conya (Nya x Cole)

Lloyd x any of the other ninja or pixal

Ronin x any of the ninja bc what

Wildlife or whatever (Lloyd x Ras) (who tf came up w this 😭)

Any 'ships' between ppl who are blood related, i think that should be obvious

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- Honestly I'm a multishipper and a multi-headcanon person so while i do like some ships between the ninja, i like them as family the most.

- Im not gonna get mad if u dislike any ships i like or if u ship anything i dont like. (If it's something i find legit problematic or makes me uncomfortable i'll just block, but i mostly don't care what other people do.)

- I also just follow most ninjago blogs regardless of what ships they post about, like i'm fine following conya or llorumi blogs, and im totally cool being moots! I just want the ninja content loll

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Don't interact:

If you're a zoo, map, terf/transphobe, bigot/discriminate people for any reason

If you're right wing/trump supporter

If you use or defend ai 'art’. This includes using ai to ‘write' fanfiction

Darkship/comship

If you post actual NSFW or fetish content (doesn't include gore, unless u post it uncensored)

If you harass or attack people over fandom-related reasons (the block button is right there

If you know me irl somehow😐 just. no.

Thank you

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I'll probably update this post if something changes.

All this said, hi to anyone still reading this! I'd love to be friends ^^

[jestersnebula]

HELLLLLO u are into LMK, Ninjago AND hc/🚦??!?!? NEW OOMF LOCATEDDDD

YESSSSS‼️‼️ NEW MOOT UNLOCKEDD‼️‼️‼️

mini info dump cuz why not :33

I've finished LMK and require S6 (T^T), techhnically only up to S5 of Ninjago but I've seen everything for the main series and a handful of DR (tryna avoid DR spoilers rip)

I spent many years watching clips of HC, having always missed the start of seasons and not wanting to play catch up, I did watch S10 from the start and I'm tryna kick my ass into watching S11 to no luck so far </3

LIFE SERIES MENTIONNN I've been watching from 3L and I'm fucking ELBOW DEEP in lore, tho I've been having trouble tryna wring the newer seasons into my headcanons so I tend to js kinda pretend they dont exist 😅

MACACKLE MORRO GRAIN AND PEARLOO <3333

[kaistrosity]

WE NEED S6. NOW NOW NOW. OR IN 3 YEARS HONESTLY IDC I JUST WANT THEM TO MAKE A S6 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (unless it has already been renewed since ive been away from tumblr idk helpp)

Wait sorry im super dumb, wdym ur only up to s5 of ninjago but u have seen everything of the main series..? 😭 which is the main series and which are u up to s5 in lmao, we technically have 3 series 💔 (obv ur not talking abt DR but)

And ooh i'll just still keep tagging and hiding the full post if i post more DR4 spoilers then ehe 🙈

Ohh yeah i mean to me hc was kinda boring when i was first getting into it help and i couldnt finish a season for the life of me 😭 But atp theres no people i love more in the world than them (mostly the lifers, i got into the whole thing from there) and ive seen like. Season 8, 9, 10 and 11 from both grain and tango's pov atp lmao. Got too much free time.

Although, i missed the charity event last month even though i planned for it bc it just suddenly happened to turn into one of the craziest few days of my life irl, and ive been literally so upset abt that that i havent watched an episode of anytbing since. Cry. But i love them too much. I need to get over it. 💔

Anyways yeah the lore bro.. 😭 us when literally anything happens more than one time helpppp we're crazy

WHAT IS THIS LAST SENT3NCE HELP IM CRYING

[jestersnebula]

Oh you think you wrote a lot? Hey buddy uhm hey catcH THIS BITCH 😋

FRRRR I need to know what the FUCKETH is gonna happen to the world after S5 bruh like you cant drop a WORLD ALTERING event and then walk away smh

From what I've seen the closest we've gotten to a renewal is LEGO advertising a photo of Wukong and MK for a lego themed park or smth? idk but they havent forgotten about LMK they js.. are pretending they have 😭🙏

WHATCHU MEAN 3 SERIES BRUH WHGEHFFHEHEH MY TURN TO BE CONFUSED?! WHAT ELSE IS THERE THAT NO ONES TOLD ME ABOUT I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY MASTERS OF SPINJITZU AND DRAGONS RISING??!?! (Your not counting the specials, movie or monstrosity right? right ⁉️)

I've only completely watched up to Morros season BUT I've seen a million billion clips of all the like end fights n steuff, I don't understand all the hate I've seen for Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu but ig I'll find out when I get there and Rontu is mtf trans change my mind (not me proving that I do know shit 😭)

Tyy I do have the general DR tag filtered but I do appreciate you going the extra step to not spoil it for me <33

I think the reason the earlier seasons are harder to watch is they feel more like singleplayer playthroughs instead of what we have now, which is very social and multiplayer. The players are building much closer and interacting a lot more which leads to more like funny bits if that makes sense? Like theres more emotion in the videos its more engaging ISTG IM NOT A WAHWAH SUBWAY SURFER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN OR I CANT PAY ATTENTION PERSON I like the occasional giggle and tehe 💅

I started with Grian, watched every HC compilation video out there, from The Barge to Buttercups to Moon big, hell I think I got into MCYT because of this piece of bread.

NOT THE CHARITY EVENNT NOOO 😭😭🙏 I've never been able to watch it live since EVERYONE STREAMS WHEN IM ASLEEP even Pearl and she's IN MY TIMEZONE- I always end up seeing clips on here and YT since I cannot sit my audhdstic ass down to watch the VODs, I did try for the first one and I think I got a decent way through but life always loves having different plans </3

the lore.. the Lore.. hey we cant help it Grian revealed the name of Secret and Wild super vaguely (did he do that for any others? idk maybe Past) he could post a photo of a leaf and that be relevant

THEYRE MY BLORBOS YOU LEAVE THEM OUT OF THIS here have this tissue

[kaistrosity]

RIGHTT??? im going to strangle lego

Help me really 😭😭 cryinggg, pls i need it to happen 💔💔💔

No im not counting the specials, movie or monstrosity helpp sorry. I mean yeah also technically it's just the main show and then dragons rising (yes excluding all that other stuff), but like, netflix has ninjago: masters of spinjitzu and then just 'ninjago' as two separate shows, which is. A bit dumb. 😭 Idk if all of 'ninjago' was the wildbrain era but it might have smth to do w that. Idk. But that's all i meant helpp mb

Ohhhh thats what u mean lol okay, and huh whats wrong with secrets of the forbidden spinjitzu?? 😭 Idk if im dumb and forgetting smth rn but one of my favourite seasons of the show i think honestly? It was pretty cool. Ah well maybe it's bc it was the start of the wildbrain/11-minute era, but as someone watching it years later, i honestly can't be bothered to care. And HELP sure oomf its real now 💯💯

Yeah no i really dont wanna spoil stuff for anyone.. 😭 I be tagging these things with every possible version of the tags there are btw lmfao plus just hiding it under read more so anyone who hasnt seen dr4 yet is probably fine on my blog lol

Probably, ive heard as much yeah, havent seen any of the earlier seasons myself tho, i just meant like even s9 and 10 and stuff was boring to me when i was just getting into it helpp. But yeah, ive heard grian actually played a big part in changing hc in that way from s6 or 7 (commence the tomato throwing) onward? Idk tho. Anyway, s11 rly is my fav so far fr, i really need to get back to it, im getting so left behind 😭

HELP its okay tho like i probably am that person.... im blaming the ADHD 💔💔💔

Helpp lmao

Oh no ur in pearl's timezone.... yeah ur never seeing anything live are u 💀 /lhj

Yeah..... that was a crazy weekend for me,, life rly wanted to fuck me over 💔😭

It ran from i think 6pm to 3am for me too but i still wanted to watch like a portion of it 😭 I wanted to donate rip... killing myself bc my hyperfixation will probably be gone by the time they do the next one 🥀🥀🥀🥀 dies

Helpp no idea what u mean rn, i dont think ive seen any of the new season reveals 💔 Idk where he posts those and i honestly havent been in the fandom long enough 😭 but oh yeaahhh i betcha he loves that lmaoo, sounds about right. Crazy little freak that he is /aff

HELP.. MACACKLE ?????

[kaistrosity]

So i know ive probably asked this before, but the bio looks like this for everyone on phone right

[rusted-fairy-wings]

Very slightly different for me with like the spacing and stuff.

[kaistrosity]

WAIT IT DOES LOOK HOW IT'S SUPPOSWD TO FOR U????

Chat does it look like this for all of u or

[flying-machine07]

It looks like the first screenshot for me 😔

[kaistrosity]

Ohw naurr 😭 why is it just random help

Wait or could it be a device thing? Like iphone vs samsung or?? Am i just making shit up now???

[flying-machine07]

Maybe?? Idk, but i use Samsung if that means anything

[kaistrosity]

Me too...

[kaistrosity]

So i know ive probably asked this before, but the bio looks like this for everyone on phone right

[rusted-fairy-wings]

Very slightly different for me with like the spacing and stuff.

[kaistrosity]

WAIT IT DOES LOOK HOW IT'S SUPPOSWD TO FOR U????

Chat does it look like this for all of u or

[faultyjam]

😔

[kaistrosity]

AAAA ITS SO RANDOMM???

[randombrainlessdummy]

bro it's so random that it shows up either way for me dependig on the mood of my phone and the alignment of the dust specks in the room

[kaistrosity]

HELPPP.. Tumblr is tweaking 😭😭

[kaistrosity]

RIP TO THAT EMPRESS BEATR ASS OR WHATEVER BUT MY DARLING MOTH SOULED KAI IS JUST BUILT DIFFERENTTTYT

BEATRASS¿¿??????? HELPPPPPP

No ur so right tho. But i still really hope and want him to have consequences of the land of monsters after all (I think that's what we're talking abt rn😭) like pls plsssss writers plsss PLSSSSSS

ALSO WHEN ARE WE GONNA MENTION IT IN THE CANON SHOW EVER. DR4.2 PERHAPS?????? DR4 ON ITS WAY TO BEING MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE NINJAGO SEASON FOREVER AND EVER¿¿¿?????????? PERHAPS??????????? PERRRHAPSSSSSSS????????????????????

[the-real-pink-ninja]

i nEED somebody to mention her stint in the land of monsters to kai

just drop it casually

i nEEEEED him to know this

[kaistrosity]

I NEED KAI BEING IN THE LAND OF MONSTERS TOO TO ACTUALLT BE CONFIRMED IN CANON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE PLS MY BOI SAY SOMETHING SAY SOMETHINGGGGGG ACKNOWLEDGE ITNPLSSS im losign it

[the-real-pink-ninja]

guys if we can acknowledge Lloyd’s tea trauma from YEARS AGO and acknowledge how messed up it is IN THE SHOW ITSELF we can acknowledge Kai’s trauma too please and thank you-

[kaistrosity]

Yes pleaaaseeeee but i mean i still honestly don't expect it, bc Kai's thing is really. Really way more horrifying and definitely too much for a kids show like this unfortunately..

Also,, "tea trauma" im crying thats just so funny to me for some reason helppp 😭😭😭

[jestersnebula]

HELLLLLO u are into LMK, Ninjago AND hc/🚦??!?!? NEW OOMF LOCATEDDDD

YESSSSS‼️‼️ NEW MOOT UNLOCKEDD‼️‼️‼️

mini info dump cuz why not :33

I've finished LMK and require S6 (T^T), techhnically only up to S5 of Ninjago but I've seen everything for the main series and a handful of DR (tryna avoid DR spoilers rip)

I spent many years watching clips of HC, having always missed the start of seasons and not wanting to play catch up, I did watch S10 from the start and I'm tryna kick my ass into watching S11 to no luck so far </3

LIFE SERIES MENTIONNN I've been watching from 3L and I'm fucking ELBOW DEEP in lore, tho I've been having trouble tryna wring the newer seasons into my headcanons so I tend to js kinda pretend they dont exist 😅

MACACKLE MORRO GRAIN AND PEARLOO <3333

[kaistrosity]

WE NEED S6. NOW NOW NOW. OR IN 3 YEARS HONESTLY IDC I JUST WANT THEM TO MAKE A S6 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (unless it has already been renewed since ive been away from tumblr idk helpp)

Wait sorry im super dumb, wdym ur only up to s5 of ninjago but u have seen everything of the main series..? 😭 which is the main series and which are u up to s5 in lmao, we technically have 3 series 💔 (obv ur not talking abt DR but)

And ooh i'll just still keep tagging and hiding the full post if i post more DR4 spoilers then ehe 🙈

Ohh yeah i mean to me hc was kinda boring when i was first getting into it help and i couldnt finish a season for the life of me 😭 But atp theres no people i love more in the world than them (mostly the lifers, i got into the whole thing from there) and ive seen like. Season 8, 9, 10 and 11 from both grain and tango's pov atp lmao. Got too much free time.

Although, i missed the charity event last month even though i planned for it bc it just suddenly happened to turn into one of the craziest few days of my life irl, and ive been literally so upset abt that that i havent watched an episode of anytbing since. Cry. But i love them too much. I need to get over it. 💔

Anyways yeah the lore bro.. 😭 us when literally anything happens more than one time helpppp we're crazy

WHAT IS THIS LAST SENT3NCE HELP IM CRYING

[ohcaptains]

[enyter]

[kaistrosity]

So i know ive probably asked this before, but the bio looks like this for everyone on phone right

[rusted-fairy-wings]

Very slightly different for me with like the spacing and stuff.

[kaistrosity]

WAIT IT DOES LOOK HOW IT'S SUPPOSWD TO FOR U????

Chat does it look like this for all of u or

[faultyjam]

😔

[kaistrosity]

AAAA ITS SO RANDOMM???

[kaistrosity]

So i know ive probably asked this before, but the bio looks like this for everyone on phone right

[rusted-fairy-wings]

Very slightly different for me with like the spacing and stuff.

[kaistrosity]

WAIT IT DOES LOOK HOW IT'S SUPPOSWD TO FOR U????

Chat does it look like this for all of u or

[flying-machine07]

It looks like the first screenshot for me 😔

[kaistrosity]

Ohw naurr 😭 why is it just random help

Wait or could it be a device thing? Like iphone vs samsung or?? Am i just making shit up now???

[kaistrosity]

So i know ive probably asked this before, but the bio looks like this for everyone on phone right

[littlespirit-199]

it looks more centered for me

[kaistrosity]

Oh omg so it does look like it should for yall 😭 been thinkinf this whole time my bio is abolutely ass for everyone on phone helpp

Ty u guys for telling meeee 🙏

[kaistrosity]

RIP TO THAT EMPRESS BEATR ASS OR WHATEVER BUT MY DARLING MOTH SOULED KAI IS JUST BUILT DIFFERENTTTYT

BEATRASS¿¿??????? HELPPPPPP

No ur so right tho. But i still really hope and want him to have consequences of the land of monsters after all (I think that's what we're talking abt rn😭) like pls plsssss writers plsss PLSSSSSS

ALSO WHEN ARE WE GONNA MENTION IT IN THE CANON SHOW EVER. DR4.2 PERHAPS?????? DR4 ON ITS WAY TO BEING MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE NINJAGO SEASON FOREVER AND EVER¿¿¿?????????? PERHAPS??????????? PERRRHAPSSSSSSS????????????????????

[the-real-pink-ninja]

i nEED somebody to mention her stint in the land of monsters to kai

just drop it casually

i nEEEEED him to know this

[kaistrosity]

I NEED KAI BEING IN THE LAND OF MONSTERS TOO TO ACTUALLT BE CONFIRMED IN CANON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE PLS MY BOI SAY SOMETHING SAY SOMETHINGGGGGG ACKNOWLEDGE ITNPLSSS im losign it

[kaistrosity]

So i know ive probably asked this before, but the bio looks like this for everyone on phone right

[rusted-fairy-wings]

Very slightly different for me with like the spacing and stuff.

[kaistrosity]

WAIT IT DOES LOOK HOW IT'S SUPPOSWD TO FOR U????

Chat does it look like this for all of u or

[shhhlagbaum]

just Sensei Garmadon can't get over the fact Lloyd has grown up so fast 🥹

[kaistrosity]

So i know ive probably asked this before, but the bio looks like this for everyone on phone right

[tacobutterfly]

Oh you sweet, sweet little character.

If only your god loved you enough to let you die.

[tacobutterfly]

"Psst," the evil gremlin under my bed whispers. "Can't sleep? Try writing gay fanfiction."

"But Evil Gremlin," I say innocently, "I have class tomorrow. "

The Evil Gremlin under my bed grins.

It is Evil after all.

[kaistrosity]

Gotta say, I'm really excited that you're all over my fyp again

Omgg glad im ur favourite tumblr celebrity oomf /j

I will strive to be all over everyone's fyps muehehe. U cannot get rid of me 😈😈😈