the fakest fucks get laid

kait halter. sixteen years of small town, wannabe daughter of nike... don't like her shoes. erebus house.

[agentmarch]

It’s funny. 

[kaithalter]

If you like really bad puns.

[agentmarch]

Seasons greetings. 

There better be some presents for me leighed beneath your trees. 

[kaithalter]

Ha, ha?

[kaithalter]

actually,

what

[pjennings]

T-too quiet.

Even f-for me.

[kaithalter]

Whaddya mean?

[illumizolydck]

[brooke--abrams-deactivated20141]

Fine, well. Nice to meet you, Kait. 

[kaithalter]

You too.

[brooke--abrams-deactivated20141]

You didn’t appreciate it the first time, why should I bother again?

[kaithalter]

That "try, try again" thing, isn't it?  Or third times the charm... all those.

[brooke--abrams-deactivated20141]

Wonderful.

[kaithalter]

What happened to "being nice"?

[brooke--abrams-deactivated20141]

Brooke. One of Poseidon’s daughters. And you? 

[kaithalter]

Kait.  Nike's daughter.

[brooke--abrams-deactivated20141]

Fine. Sorry I tried.

[kaithalter]

Right.  Who're you?

[kaithalter]

[brooke--abrams-deactivated20141]

I was just trying to be nice.

[kaithalter]

Aaaand?  That doesn't always work either.

[bonesx-deactivated20140125]

Visit Original Link

[kaithalter]

be too sweet and you'll be a goner

[brooke--abrams-deactivated20141]

Hey.

[kaithalter]

Enthusiastic, much?

That never works.

[brooke--abrams-deactivated20141]

[kaithalter]

Wow, hey.

[kaithalter]

C’moooon.

[xbaerritox]

Visit Original Link

[kaithalter]

i wanna try on your clothes