sorry mom

[vergak]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[quinn-fabray]

[solofonn-deactivated20190513]

human brain: im angry

gorilla brain: hit something

chimpanzee brain: scream

orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

[catgirlbulge]

gorillaz brain: feel good

[burntcopper]

…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.

[queenoftheimps]

this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up

[ruinedchildhood]

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

[truelladeville-deactivated20140]

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

[theblogchoseme]

I was in a Toy Story play.

And I loved it.

[truelladeville-deactivated20140]

You’re an inspiration to us all

[notquiteshakespeare-deactivated]

please explain how this was your lowest point

[saying]

[careens]

he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot

[careens]

she ran a hater blog, he said he was pepe frog

[setheverman]

“no homo”? why the hell not???

[marisatomay]

it’s yeet or be yeeten on this goddamn bitch of an earth

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

as soon as the clock strikes midnight on june 1st

[toastbutteregg]