at the end of a five and a half minute hallway

laeryn

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[doomdos]

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[senatortedcruz]

[temitoka]

got too drunk last night and granted someone a boon

[kaitokirishima]

hi

[littleyellowleaves]

town after rain / dogs walking

[kaitokirishima]

just accidentally opened this app and started scrolling via muscle memory

[saturnvs]

avalanche

[everydaylouie]

creature

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[galaxywarp]

ok

[xecarez]

[scaryhagmother]

Tumblr used to be so funny. There was a shoplifting community there was rabies pride

[3000s]

images used to look like this

[onenicebugperday]

Spotted snake millipede, Blaniulus guttulatus, Blaniulidae

Found primarily in the US and Europe

Photos 1-2 by bvcruz, 3 by cestades, 4 (featuring deceased isopod) by sus_scrofa, 5 by invertebratist, 6 by jfmantis, 7-8 by logybayer, and 9 (for scale) by angieandtheants

[sluttynurse]

rap has probably been the most consistently popular and influential genre of music for the past 40+ years but your average person on tumblr is less willing to listen to it than a random white teenage boy in the suburbs or a 4channer who lurks on /mu/ every once in a while

[assteios]

ask a tumblr user why they don't listen to rap and you get shit like this lmfaoooo

[squidwardtestacle]

[energyprison]

oldest message in my askbox. i will not be posting it because its important to me