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@kaixoly
eva: oh hey you're back early
simon: ocean's haunted
eva: what?
simon: *cocks radiation gun* ocean's haunted
POV This is your 46th time dying to Jevil and Kris is starting to Snap
oh this is nothing that chewing my leg off like an animal stuck in a trap cant solve
Sometimes it takes so much strength just to exist.
fanfiction isn’t enough, I need to chew on him
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers
Wait wait wait guys yesterday I got really busy and forgot that I was making myself a sandwich and forgot to eat but when I finally got around to eating would you guys like to see the special sandwich I made?
It’s called vantablack grill cheese and there’s an artist out there who isn’t even allowed to look at it
God at the gates of purgatory after my death: Were you a good catholic trad wife?
The devil, rising up from the bowls of the sewer of hell to show God this sandwich: i would like you to take a look at exhibit A—
when my father was a Young Man in college? high school? he worked at a little Italian American place. it was mostly your typical spaghetti, lasagna, etc, but they had the picky eaters/kids menu, which featured grilled cheese.
one day, a man comes in and asks for a burned grilled cheese. the waitress specifies this to my father the line cook, and my father, being the chill guy that he is, thinks, k, whatever, he lets it get a little charred. gives it to the waitress.
guy sends it back. “not burned enough,” the waitress relays to my father. my father puts it back on the heat, lets it get solidly black on both sides, sends it out.
guy sends it black. “it’s...still not burned enough,” the waitress says, and i can’t imagine being in this poor woman’s shoes, dealing with whatever eldritch creature is hungering for straight carbon in the dining room of a tiny Italian place in approximately 1991.
my father thinks, what the hell. he sticks the sandwich in what is known as a Salamander, but is basically just a freestanding broiler. gets busy with something else. forgets about the grilled cheese. looks up. the grilled cheese is now ON FIRE.
he pulls the grilled cheese out. it’s...definitely burned now. burned straight through. it’s questionable if this is even considered a grilled cheese anymore, since it has been far more than grilled and there is nothing recognizable as cheese. what the hell. he sends it out with the waitress.
it doesn’t come back.
“he ate every bit,” the waitress tells my father.
Was thinking last night about this mystical ‘man’ who rose up from hell one day in 1991 to eat a charcoal sandwich
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The FF7 Remake pretty boy quartet.
(Do I have a type, or do I have a fucking TYPE ya know?)
Little Cloud PSA
Here’s a little 20 second song lyrics to go with your hand-washing routine (And to those who remember this song and how to sing it… Kudos to you. Man, I feel old)
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Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you
Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…
Fffffffff let me get right on that.
and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch
I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine
I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.
Joshua JARMS for 1st look magazine
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