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Art by my super cool friend, Azter

[kaiyorice]

INTRO

Hihi i'm kaiyo.

Socials Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@kaiyorice

Bye

[kaiyorice]

Sto why is this thing always here

[alien-in-washington]

Alien if you like aliens go watch resident alien please please ple

I like Rocky type aliens, not scary type aliens. My preferred horror movies stay in the realm of human psychology, not outer space, thank you very much

[kaiyorice]

It’s not a horror movie or show, it’s a comedy and something else I forgot

[kaiyorice]

Me too

Me too

[amamamanuel]

New fav image ig

[kaiyorice]

Isn't syphilus a desies?

[antjester]

wrong spelling 😭😭😭

sisyphus is the Greek king of Ephyra and known for rolling up a boulder up a hill.

syphilis is the sexual transmitted disease 😭😭

[kaiyorice]

I thought it was a form of cancer..

[amamamanuel]

New fav image ig

[kaiyorice]

Isn't syphilus a desies?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 36

Mettaton (Undertale)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

[kaiyorice]

YES METTATON YES

[kaiyorice]

you okay? I heard about the earthquake.

Oh yes I am, the earthquake was in mindanao and I live in Luzon.

The earthquake was apparently strong enough that my grandpa who wasn’t in the are could feel it and it even reached the mountains a bit

But thank you for checking on me, I hope the people who were affected are ok

[jaithink]

Facts about me!

My I-don't-give-a-fuck attitude towards romance combined with my asexuality means that gender/sex is practically irrelevant to me in dating terms.

My brother threw a sword (a plastic one, mind you, but still very pointy and it was a bit dented and jagged) at my head when I was three and it bled a lot (prolly more than I thought because child brain but the head has hella blood vessels so who knows)

I have a pet tarantula named Shelob that's still a baby.

I run 2 D&D campaigns, co-run a third, plan to run a fourth one, currently play in 2 campaigns, ran 1 one-shot, and have played in several others previously (I think it's about 3 or 4 at the time of posting this). Despite this, I have never managed to finish a single one of said campaigns.

I slept until 13:00 this morning.

I still haven't finished my culminating project presentation and I really should because it's due tomorrow.

I probably could have walked into a bog and died when I was a kid but a wall of reeds stopped me and probably saved my life (there was a "field" near a large pond that kinda looked cool to explore and I'm 95% sure it was a peat bog)

I started studying Buddhism a little bit.

Mutuals and fellow friendly tumblers, please feel free to chip in with your own fun facts.

[jakejavu-offical]

Of course, JA!

Apparently I am one of the few cishet Tumblr users

I usually hit the hay around 10:30 pm earliest and around 1 am latest

I have separate app folders for low and high quality games (often the sorting is partially subjective)

I have a two-chapter fic that I need to continue. Right now. Please remind me. PLE-

I have ASD

Noises overwhelm me sometimes

I often get distract- woh is that a balloon? /silly

I think I broke my back (/hj) on a ride that I went on ten times in a row, I was yeeted every which way and it was beautiful but GOD MY BACK 😭

That's all

@ajithink @anonmuos @echothevessel @grandexcessivecoremode @ihavenocluewhatiwanttobecalled @ipaddres share some fun facts about yourself! /nf

[ipaddres]

Not for long Jake. Soon we shall turn you to the light side of the force /j /silly

- I kinda wanna try a new name out myself? Gonna have to get used to it though.

- Despite being brought up in a Christian household, I am everything but a Christian.

- I have braces (I hate them)

- I'm gonna try and make a hornet cosplay for Halloween. Gonna have to start saving up for a wig tho

- I had/have Sever's Disease. When the growth plates on the back of your heels rub on the bone if you walk for a long period of time.

That's all tbh

@mistic404 @antjester @alien-in-washington @thehollowmite @echothevessel + open tags!!!

[alien-in-washington]

Braces suck, I've got to admit

One time, I was playing in a red ant nest and was covered head to toe in red fire ants. It was very painful

I go by my nickname for everything irl

I love to chrochet

I can thread a needle first try every time, no prep, no assistance with tools. Real ones know how hard that is to do lol

That's all!

@burning-britain-official @mariorat-the-aroace @abyssweaver @sashimi55 + open tags

[kaiyorice]

Crochet looks fun

- I have had a lifelong obsession/hyperfixation on cats in my family full of dog lovers

- I can cry on command (idk if that’s special)

- I have ADHD and MDD

- i absolutely HATTTEEEE HATEEEEEE squirrels

- I have many nicknames I use for different people to mess with them

Said nicknames are Kaiyo, Cassie, Avery, and fart master 2742

- I once got bitten my my dog on the face and I had to get an injection right by my lip and under my chin in the province in a family friends shop

-I do horse riding and plan to do fencing

@antjester @ant9624 @not-a-spider @seriouslythisisagoodname @pagurus-san +open

[kaiyorice]

This video isn’t mine but holyyyy,

[kaiyorice]

my fav place on earth is ikea

[kaiyorice]

Philippines costo or something. Chicken butt

[kaiyorice]

Fanta and the cooler Fanta

[kaiyorice]

Fun fact. In the Philippines, Fanta is sold as ‘ Royal ‘ but recently Fanta cans have been sold in stores here

[kaiyorice]

people who label themselves as a cute silly tomoko anime chud are annoying and should fuck off onto 4chan

[kaiyorice]

this is NASTYYYYYYYYYY even if its a joke these jokes are offensive. Even if it was 11 years ago and if she was joking or she's changed or whatever, this is offensive to jews. I'm not jewish myself but i can imagine this would look weird to a jewish person

[kaiyorice]

does anyone still remember shapes inc? Well guess what a few weeks after i checked that website they tried to hack my insta from ethiopia