what in the goddamn

sabrina.gemini. intp/entp. slytherin. ig: feanorsfolly

[kakashissss-moved]

I moved to @kakashissss !!!

Please follow me there!

[kakashissss-moved]

I’VE MOVED TO @kakashissss

Please follow me there, I’ve had this blog since forever????? Like 2012 at least?

I have like over 17000 likes and 130000+ posts so..... yeah....

[prokopetz]

The bit in Deadpool where he accidentally leaves his bag full of guns in the car because they didn’t have the budget for any gun SFX in the final confrontation is literally the cinematic equivalent of a webcomic artist going “I blew it up because it was taking too long to draw”.

[prokopetz]

@personaqueen replied:

Is…is that actually why they did that scene?

Yep - last-minute budget cuts. They couldn’t even afford extra gun props at that point; if you watch carefully, you’ll see that the taxi scene is shot so that you only ever actually see Wade handling one particular gun, and the inside of the duffel bag is never visible. It was reportedly mostly full of socks.

[moved--306389]

Deadpool is an indie movie

[kakashissss-moved]

This is the face of a happy person😬😬😬

[kakashissss-moved]

I'm reblogging this again bc its a work of art!!!!!! My masterpiece!!!!!! Also im thinking of moving my blog soooo if were mutuals dm me and I'll follow you on my new one at this url.

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

Dobby: [pulls back curtain while Harry is in the shower]

Dobby: Harry Potter sir- stop screaming sir it’s just Dobby sir- Dobby has a question

[kakashissss-moved]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[fosterreborn]

[cyankica]

it seems like it’s normal to follow several hundred blogs on here?? why do you guys hate yourselves so much i follow 68 blogs and it’s a lot sometimes

[cyankica]

[cyankica]

y’all out here trying to kill me

reblog this and write in the tags how many blogs you follow to make me cry

[eroscestlavie]

pretending that age of ultron literally never happened probably gets funnier if you just pretend that absolutely none of the events in it happened and try to fit the current MCU around it anyways. for example: the hulk just launched himself, unprompted, into space 

[lucacangettathisass-a]

it be like that sometimes

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

[catboymuqing-moving]

bill and ted but with 2010s slang would be fucking lethal

[catboymuqing-moving]

this is most un-woke ted my dude

[alisonzai]

[art-of-a-velociraptor-deactivat]

*Final Pam voice* God forgive me….

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[governmentemployee]

Pics that make you KILL THAT FOUL NORD

AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[demigodgooglesearches]

how to tell a god to fuck themselves without them smiting you

[michaelmxll-moving-blog]

dbdjjd ok so i hate being That Person but i had to anyway i returned from the beach like two hours ago so i was sitting in the sand, wanting some water to wet my legs yknow?? cause its pleasant but nothing came to me so i jokingly go like “oh well fuck you too poseidon i dont want your water anyway” and i stand up to grab a plastic cup (a kid likes their cola) and a fucking wave hits me it reached until a bit above my mid-thigh and just

fuck you, poseidon

[demigodgooglesearches]

reblog with your godly experience i once told zeus to fuck off and lightning struck the field next to us i have two witnesses and i convinced my christian mother greek gods are real

[demigodgooglesearches]

also im convinced @the-ghosty-king is a son of zeus every time hes sad it storms out

[hamonnose-deactivated20241218]

My little sister asked me why birds sing so early in the morning and i told her it was because Apollo plays music when he pulls the sun into the sky and the birds are singing along. the day after I told her that, she asks if we can sing a song as we walk to school every morning. Of course I say yes and now we do (she usually picks the song so usually it’s like stronger than you from steven universe or the miraculous ladybug theme song). When i asked her why she said “cus i want to sing with the sun man too” so like… I hope Apollo enjoys my 6yo sister and I serenading him every week day???

[juan-ortez]

Reblog this again for this ^

[m0miichi-deactivated20181203]

I WAS AT A TRUCK STOP AT LIKE MIDNIGHT READING THE DIONYSUS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE AND I WAS LIKE MAN IM BORED DIONYSUS SEEMS LIKE A GUY WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

AND THEN THIS DRUNK GUY COMES TUMBLING OUT OF THE CONVENIENCE STORE AND BARFS ON ANOTHER LADY’S CAR

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE IT WAS HILARIOUS THANKS DIONYSUS

[tiredtranstoby]

@verypatientmanatee

[medusa-must-live]

This is my new favorite post in the whole internet, thank you very much.

Also: don’t fuck with Poseidon, this guy just can’t stand rudeness

[sentimental-apathy]

I walking by an old church with really intricate artwork woven through the windows and I started talking mad shit about the painted Jesus and just as I finished insulting him walking downhill past the churcg, I slipped on some black ice and plummeted.

[otakusapien]

If Hearthstone is anything to go by, just use ASL because none of them have effing bothered to ever learn sign language

[heartless241]

I once said I wanna be pretty like Aphrodite and a woman who was so beautiful comes up to me and says ‘Sweetie don’t doubt you’re inner beauty’ and walked away….I think I was aproched by a goddess!

[demigodgooglesearches]

Does this prove the gods are real yet? Look at the notes. Deadass I am covinced. The gods must be hype their Fans are Back

[naryamirie]

once I was in the sea with my ex and we joked about something like “Poseidon must be SO mad at these lovestruck fools being dumb and coupley in his sea ha ha stop us if you can” and we were hit by fuckin waves and got up gasping n dying like every time we kissed lmao

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via elizwsmith)

[cuthalion]

the thing that nobody asked for

this is so stupid but im laughin 

http://generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=19486

[bisexualturin]

thanks i hate it

[landrovaling]

So every elf ever?