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[bisexualturin]

i realized there's a lot of overlap between tolkien fans and bg3 fans ! 🤩 so if anyone is interested, i'm still alive and am liveblogging my descent into madness over at @wyllzel 😆

[bisexualturin]

I've slid back into my turleg obsession and I was scrolling through tumblr's turleg content when I stumbled upon your gaston ficlet...I didn't realize that's what it was until I read your tags.... how could you do this to me 😭😭😭

omg i'm so glad someone realized HAHAHHAHA I WAS AFRAID PPL WERE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY 😂😂 but yeah !! idk why but i was obsessed w that song for a brief moment there LOL

[imboromired]

okay, but can we talk about the fact that bard the bowman was actually the original dirt man

[erotetica]

Hi!! I’m super broke! ‘What’s in it for me’ you ask?

Art!

Of your very own! From the Gay Elfs enthusiast themself! It’ll be worth millions in fifty years! How’s this sales pitch going so far?

Commission details: Contact @erotetica through the tumblr messager/askbox After we settle the details of your piece, I’ll send you my PayPal link Once I receive payment, I’ll start a’scribbling You’ll receive a progress sketch about halfway through, so you can request any necessary tweaks And then you get your shit!!

I look forward to working with ya!

(I also have a ko-fi, buy me a coffee and I’ll draw anyone from The Silmarillion)

Reblogs of this post are appreciated :)

[teacupsandcyanide]

I would JUST like to say that Tolkien did not put weed in his books. Its actually tobacco that he renamed because he HATED that word, and most “new” words. So he just renamed it. Tolkien loved old words and old languages, and HATED new words (for some reason). And to him, tobacco was new. A lot of people think tolkien was Down To Get High but REALLY he was not.

hi cons-and-constellations, thank you for ur recent letter and addition to the post itself. i assume this is about me joking that gandalf was hitting up a joint?  i’m genuinely confused about whether you’re 1) very mad at me, 2) this is just a pet peeve for you, 3) you sincerely want to save me from thinking Tolkien was super into weed. i tried to compose a suitable tongue-in-cheek reply but now i can’t decide which is the most appropriate, so I organised them into an alignment chart for your perusal. love you and hope you’re well

[the-old-fashioned-girl]

The Doomsman and the Weaver.

[nikosheba]

so do elves need to eat or nah

[oldolonde]

Athrabeth Finrod ah Andreth

JRR Tolkien

[viola-ophelia]

you know what? fuck you. *un-silms your marillion* 

[tolkien-heroines]

Haleth the Smug by tari-nenharma

[arlenianchronicles]

The companion piece to my painting of Lúthien and her handmaidens (efficiently censored by Tumblr). You can still find it on my blog though, along with my headcanons for Lúthien which I’ll keep talking about here :) Feel free to keep reading if you’re interested!

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[lindonwald]

good riddance to all the thieves

[maglorious]

I... FINALLY... DID IT.

Gore Finrod Fucking Felagund, because is not easy to imagine the most

✨beautiful, stunning, finest and fairest✨

of the elves literally slaughter a lycanthrope with nails and teeth.

[elured-deactivated20210716]

sometimes i look at those suburban dads with their little headlamps and imagine that's what feanor looked like wearing the silmarils on his brow

[the-quiet-fire-of-defiance]

He descended upon Arda in power and majesty greater than any other of the Valar.

[Image: a man wearing three headlamps]

[meeeeeeeelkoooooooor]

sorry not sorry

[topherchris]

[reptilmastaren]

Did you know that Moomin creator Tove Jansson illustrated J.R.R Tolkiens The Hobbit for the 1962 swedish edition? These are just a few of the illustrations in the book.