Baü Rimbe

catch me in the courtyard or on the field! also, i like funky hats and silly cats

[bau-ncyball]

Heyo! I’m Baü and I’m the Bards new keeper this season. I enjoy gorotama and playing music, and I’m suuuuuper excited to have a good first year at Kal Asterock!!!

Asks are open, if you’d like to send one through.

Teammates:

@casper-ferreiro (not cool captain) @c4llistaferreiro (cool captain)

@bnnuy-eclair

Friends:

@ameline-nolastname (awesome tama! super quiet, but that's cool)

@isvarg (making sure I get buried when casper inevitably kills me, and ditto to her when ragno inevitably kills her)

@ondine-water-girl (super cool fish memes)

Dragons:

@thedragonstriker

@futuredragonscaptain

@i-love-my-web

Roses:

@ihatemyunclesuryasunspear (the second reason why we all leave practice miserable)

@little-ass-lilas

@imnotgayforalvinceiswear (my favorite roses bards player, I am so sad you got injured)

@tammy-shoppingcart

@rumble-bee-bea

Shadows:

@frekisavarog

@conanvillani

@kaiulanioftheshadows

@freaks-you-out (uhhh, I think?)

Knights:

@the-knights-striker

@captainssyelle-atyourservice

@numberonegorotamafan (and his dog, @porkrollinferno)

@thesnackthatsmilosback

my classmate: @firstknightsfan

the librarian: @the-starlit-archive

the school newspaper: @thekalasterocknewsclub

(ooc: this is an rp blog. character being rp’d is like 12, use your common sense please and thanks! no nsfw!)

[tiffania-bubblegum-obolas]

Hello @bau-ncyball what's up

I saw how you completely OBLITERATED Casper, that was priceless.

[bau-ncyball]

HEY TIFF!

Welcome to the chaos! I'm glad you appreciated it.

[the-starlit-archive]

Can we keep the kitties in the library, miss Naledi? Pretty please, with a cherry on top?

As much as I would like to keep the one I caught earlier, students may be allergic to them, and are considered a health risk for that reason. They can't stay, I'm afraid.

[bau-ncyball]

Okay, but to be fair, it bit Odward, and I don't blame it at all for doing that. Him and Casper have been so annoying lately.

[the-starlit-archive]

Your feelings on the Goyens, including the new Knights Goyen?

Goyen Ansell seems to have a good head on his shoulders from what little I've seen of him! I trust the Knights are in good hands with him as their Goyen.

[knightsgoyen]

Thank you for the vote of confidence. The other Goyens don't seem to like me. I think Sugoi only hired me so the Knights would have a Goyen on paper.

[the-starlit-archive]

That was most likely the reason. The others were probably getting sick of her neglecting the Dragons in favor of Key. And it probably wouldn't look good from an outsider's perspective if there was a team without adult supervision.

None of the Goyens really like each other much, never have, so don't worry yourself too much over that. They're like this with each other when they think no one's looking, too.

For what it's worth, I think you're certainly a step up compared to some of the other Goyens this school has had, and I haven't even known you a day.

[knightsgoyen]

I'm not supposed to say this, but at least I didn't tell my players to murder someone. Goyen Sanga seems alright though, at least he minds his business.

[the-starlit-archive]

Oh, don't even get me started on Mara. I can't even begin to describe the hatred I feel for that woman. Not to mention the fact she wasn't even fired immediately! All of the Goyens saw her trying to kill that poor child, and she even doubled down on it even when Ameline was proven innocent! And yet she still hasn't faced anything beyond suspension! Sanga is definitely the most tolerable of the bunch, but even he isn't as fair to his students from what I've heard.

You're better off avoiding the other Goyens as much as possible. They're really not worth the trouble they cause.

[bau-ncyball]

Hmm...

[bnnuy-eclair]

Teammates as bnnuy

@c4llistaferreiro:

@casper-ferreiro:

@bau-ncyball:

@imnotgayforalvinceiswear:

Goyen Sunspear:

Tiffania:

Alvince:

[bau-ncyball]

Sunny like:

[thedragonstriker]

The girls are trying to sacrifice me again.

-Hilal

Your on your own for that.

[bnnuy-eclair]

DONT WORRY COTTON CANDY GUY I WILL SAVE YOU

[bau-ncyball]

I can't believe you were bribed by Hilal :(

[bnnuy-eclair]

HEY @conanvillani AND @frekisavarog YOU TWO ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER SO GO MAKE OUT AND LEAVE US OUT OF IT

I ONLY WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU IF YOU’VE FINALLY BECOME PARTNERS

[the-knights-striker]

I agree with you

[bnnuy-eclair]

And YOU need to make up with Casper. He’s been HORRIBLE since you broke up. Do you know how many training drills we’ve had since then???

[the-knights-striker]

Aaaaaand now I'm being attacked

[bau-ncyball]

For good reason! I wish Sunny would demote him from captain and make Callista the only captain. Practice is hell, and I have to clean up the field from all these drills, even though half of them hardly apply to me.

Although... I really doubt them making up will do too much. We still have Callista and Casper's issues, and whatever Sunny is on.

[ihatemyunclesuryasunspear]

So. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but…I’m torn.

Be key’s friend?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 12 hours

( @the-knights-striker @the-starlit-archive @firstknightsfan @captainssyelle-atyourservice @casper-ferreiro @c4llistaferreiro @thesnackthatsmilosback @knightsgoyen @ondine-water-girl @thedragonstriker @porkrollinferno @rumble-bee-bea @tammy-shoppingcart @little-ass-lilas)

[bnnuy-eclair]

@bau-ncyball as bnnuy

[bau-ncyball]

@bnnuy-eclair as a cat :D

[ondine-water-girl]

I want to see all of you reposting this

[futuredragonscaptain]

Who would make a better future captain for the Dragons?

Me (Hilal)

Ondine

Remaining time: 6 hours 5 minutes

@thedragonstriker

@isvarg

@i-love-my-web (Why won't it let me mention ???????)

[bau-ncyball]

Sorry Hilal...

[the-knights-striker]

i heard that you visited casper every day in the infirmary after the bards vs knights game until he woke up...

is that true?

False rumors.

[numberonegorotamafan]

oh no, it's DEFINITELY true. he missed so many practices because he was checking up on casper CONSTANTLY. every time he came back his eyes were all red and puffy and he refused to speak to anyone.

...especially me.

[bau-ncyball]

Practices are super fun with the Knights, huh?

[numberonegorotamafan]

they sure are :D

the only reason odward wouldn't talk to me is because it's my fault the love of his life was in the infirmary...

other than that he's kind of nice once you get to know him!

...mostly

everyone else is nice though!!!

[bau-ncyball]

I figured Key. I was sort of there when it happened...

You know the ball you kicked in that blue flaming mess was sent into my face, right?

Hm. Everyone else is pretty nice. Ameline said I have a cool tama, and Ssyelle is already awesome for being a keeper. Milo's also got some really creative use of his tama...

Also, "love of his life" ??? Are those your words or his?

[the-knights-striker]

i heard that you visited casper every day in the infirmary after the bards vs knights game until he woke up...

is that true?

False rumors.

[numberonegorotamafan]

oh no, it's DEFINITELY true. he missed so many practices because he was checking up on casper CONSTANTLY. every time he came back his eyes were all red and puffy and he refused to speak to anyone.

...especially me.

[bau-ncyball]

Practices are super fun with the Knights, huh?

[the-starlit-archive]

I think I see the cat. I'm going to try herding it into one of the traps. Wish me luck.

[the-starlit-archive]

YOU ARE NOT THE CALICO I WAS INFORMED OF.

[rumble-bee-bea]

THERE ARE TWO?? 😰😰😰

asking for a friend who's scared of cats who isnt me

[the-starlit-archive]

This one was very friendly and was able to be put into a carrier easily, so we're down to just the calico on the loose now.

[bau-ncyball]

Can I have the cat, Miss Naledi?

I need it for emotional support reasons.

[imnotgayforalvinceiswear]

someone just sent me this screenshot what do I do

[isvarg]

@bau-ncyball BAÜ BAÜ LOOK AT THIS

[bau-ncyball]

HOLY SHIT???

Oh man. He is n ot living this down. I can't wait. Oh man, oh man.

(also, Casper, do you charge your phone man?!)

[imnotgayforalvinceiswear]

@casper-ferreiro @the-knights-striker

?????

[casper-ferreiro]

Whoever has been going through my texts is about to die. This is an old message, from like two years ago.

Sacha, please tell me who sent this to you so I can kill them.

[bau-ncyball]

With your deathly long lashes?

[isvarg]

and your stupid fucking lips?

[freaks-you-out]

And “unique” personality

[imnotgayforalvinceiswear]

and your undying love for "ods" >:]

[imnotgayforalvinceiswear]

someone just sent me this screenshot what do I do

[isvarg]

@bau-ncyball BAÜ BAÜ LOOK AT THIS

[bau-ncyball]

HOLY SHIT???

Oh man. He is n ot living this down. I can't wait. Oh man, oh man.

(also, Casper, do you charge your phone man?!)

[imnotgayforalvinceiswear]

@casper-ferreiro @the-knights-striker

?????

[casper-ferreiro]

Whoever has been going through my texts is about to die. This is an old message, from like two years ago.

Sacha, please tell me who sent this to you so I can kill them.

[bau-ncyball]

With your deathly long lashes?

[imnotgayforalvinceiswear]

someone just sent me this screenshot what do I do

[isvarg]

@bau-ncyball BAÜ BAÜ LOOK AT THIS

[bau-ncyball]

HOLY SHIT???

Oh man. He is n ot living this down. I can't wait. Oh man, oh man.

(also, Casper, do you charge your phone man?!)