I am a SuperFood.

I am Kale, hello. I am so undeniably average.

[thepersonalquotes]

[understands]

[understands]

[recaption]

[recaption]

[especially]

[curseworm]

the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

[thewickedqueen]

[justcallmesatanstrashcan]

[thepersonalquotes]

[womansart]

Baby mermaid (c. 2013) by US artist Christina Bothwell

[yall]

saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

[suertepls]

How much for this stick I can shake at God?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

10 bucks

[modernsuperhero]

can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

15% discount for 3 or more

[honey-pot-hobbies]

How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

[muse-meter]

How much is the doll?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

[chameleonwho-deactivated2020031]

How about this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

[ahotpeaceofshit]

Hey this chair looks cool, how much?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you

[krystal-prisms]

How bout this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Excuse me that’s my great-uncle, he is family

[blackfox21]

What about this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s not a sale item, that’s my dang lunch

[anonymous-elf]

How much is this neat tea set?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OH GODS YOU’VE SET THEM LOOSE

[thepersonalquotes]

[pembeatliprenses]

[nebulagalore]

[unexplained-events]

Sculpture of The Bear from Annihilation (2018)

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