kailie

[thebootydiaries]

am i annoying & a lil ugly? yes. but will i let that get in the way of doing what i love and being happy?? also probably yes

[ggeenn-blog]

A lot ugly*

[thebootydiaries]

excuse me the only person allowed to call me ugly is me

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

[bff2sweet]

do u ever get like water hungry…

[post-punk-princess-deactivated2]

Thirsty?

[bff2sweet]

water hungry

[officialunitedstates]

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

[anshelinasholie]

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

[bortoukali]

[thoodleoo]

may you always be filled with bread

this may be the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me

[lovethyvidya]

[emigration]

why do white people breathe so hard like haven’t you stolen enough

[silentreadinghour]

doctor: i’m sorry to tell you but your condition is chronic

me: you sellin chronic? 👀

doctor: please sir, you are really sick

me: haha thanks dude

[retrogamingblog]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[mediumsizedboy]

[inactive987654321-deactivated20]

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

[catchymemes]

Astronaut tweets

[sixpenceee]

The cutest picture to ever grace my eyeballs