Kalli's Damn Blog

I kind of blog on blogger now... Just type in Kallis Damn Blog on Google and you'll find it .... Probably .....

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Michael should go purple again - and shave

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When luke lost the only thing he could count on

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I feel like a granddaughter trying to teach my 80 year old grandpa how to charge his iPhone 6s

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Aunt : what do you think about all these emus Kalli? Me : What? Aunt : The emus! Are you an emu too? Me : Emus are big birds from Africa or something so no I'm not an emu Aunt : Oh what are they called? Moo moos? Me : Are you ok? Aunt : You know - the people who dress in black and dye their hair and rip their jeans and stuff... Me : ... Me : You mean emos don't you? Aunt : EMOS!!! Me :...........*face palms*

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google street view made half a cat i cant breathe

it’s the fucking middle stage of an animorph

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oh god

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I'm not a fucking sheep

My friends told me today that I'm a sheep. I'm not a FUCKING sheep. I have anxiety I do what I need to fit in And not draw too much attention to myself Take the easy route Unless I feel it's wrong I have a BRAIN I have my own FUCKING OPINIONS I just keep them to myself to avoid conflict That's MY MOTHERFUCKING CHOICE MY SHIT MY PROBLEMS. MY OPINION. MY LIFE. MY. FUCKING. SHIT. I'm not a sheep I have my own plans. I'm gonna dye my hair. Get some tattoos. Get a couple of piercings. Get a band. BE somebody. But for now I can't Because I'm trapped in a place where I can't be my own person because one person had this idea of making 1500 clones of all ages shapes sizes and races. They couldn't give a shit about us unless we step out of line when it comes to their “Perfect Image" Smart Shoes Perfect Length Tie Ironed Tucked In Shirt Smart Trousers Smart Heavy Uncomfortable Blazer Perfection I say FUCK the perfection I am my OWN perfection How the hell can I EXPRESS my perfection When it's been drowned for 4 fucking years in someone else's image? Someone else's idea of perfection? And yet that someone else tells me to be myself but Stay within the lines Stay inside the box Don't express your opinions too loudly Don't express yourself on paper Because it's “informal" For your motherfucking information my “informal" is ME. It's who I AM It's who I'm happiest as It's who I'm supposed to be So just let me be me But they won't because I have to have gotten all of my qualifications and should be at least 16 years of age. In MY opinion school is a prison. We're all in uniform All there for different times Trapped there for hours a day Leaving after the hours are done and seeing family is practically like visiting hours because we have limited time to actually be with them. And the whole process feels like absolute shit. That my opinion I made the opinion I am not a bullshit excuse for a human I'm not a sheep I'm not a copy I'm not a motherfucking clone I am my own person Being deprived of being who I am Who I want to be Just don't call me a sheep Because I swear to god when no ones looking I'll break your neck And say you had a sudden neck spasm I'm not a sheep And I'm not sorry for anything in this Because I don't have to be.

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Everyone seems to really love Caspar. 

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Why is my phone always more interesting when I'm tired?

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I am sorry that I am such a lazy human being but it's partly my bed's fault .....

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Adding more feelings

Hey! A while ago I posted a blog post on blogger about sex and all that and people seemed to like it, so I've decided to do a slightly more opinionated blog post once a week - I shared my experience with periods, my opinion on sex and the way I don't deal with social anxiety. Go check it out, leave a comment and subscribe to my blog for more of that sort of stuff. I've also added baking tutorials whenever I bake stuff and just random rambley blog posts so yeah check it out! That's it Kalli xxx

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A more advanced blog

Hey! I haven't posted on here for a while now but that's because I've been so busy with my other blog on Blogger that you might want to go check out... It includes make up, embarrassing stories, pictures, a Reasons To page, a very empty comments section and a space for a little blog family to grow - I don't care how sad that sounded. So if you'd like to check it out go onto Google and type in Kallis Damn Blog and it should be the very first link that comes up. Enjoy reading about me fail and all the other stuff I post there. That's if Kalli xxx

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Ummmmm...

I just realised the amount of smuts made about Hayes Grier... PEOPLE HE'S LIKE 14 YEARS OLD. ARE YOU PEDOPHILES????? He's 14!!!! 14!

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BlogSpot

Hey! If you didn't know already (I honestly can't remember if I told you) I have a blog spot blog - it's pretty much the same thing on here but without the pics. http://kallisdamnblog.blogspot.co.uk Go on! I know you want to! Kalli x

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I think he wants a Meme...............eh I could be wrong though

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I told you there'd be food!!!!

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