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Storyteller, DM, and your friendly local ginger.

[thisiskama]

melancholy beanpole

[ozempicofficial]

[tschlv]

Redesign commissions for @domi-shiro

[moonkitty]

hi im triple AAA game studio. Welcome to our game gunshitters 7. this is a 70$ USD game that is not finished but you can buy the DLC at launch for 50$USD. also theres a seprate in game currency where you can spend 200$USD to get diamonds to buy cosmetics. look at our roadmap. dont you want to pay 30$ for our first season pass? you will unlock special epic gear that will never ever come back so you can get a nice healthy dose of FOMO. the next season pass is next month and is also 30$. also we are locking 40% of the entire game behind our fun new feature 'present mechanics' so you can gift the rest of the game to yourself for the low low price of 40$ and you also get an epic gun skin if you pay for the GOLD season pass for 60$. also you know how the game was unfinished at launch? oh haha were sorry about that. were releasing it now but you need to pay 20$ for it. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.

guy in a duplex living off of nothing but bread with a computer from 2009: hi everyone im so sorry im late to announce this but my game honeydew mayhem where you can conquer the universe as a bee is gonna release a month late because i still need time to work on making sure that everything works properly and i also need to make sure that the free content updates i will release over time for the next 10 years will be on their way. i need to make sure that you can do absolutely everything you can think of in this game and i still need to polish 20 boss fights and finalize 40 more in-game areas to explore. im sorry you guys will have to wait a bit longer. also my game will be 25$ i hope that isnt too much to ask. if it is i promise it will go on sale soon for 9$. i love all of you and hope you are having a good day

[capacity2]

Me playing Disco Elysium

[dsmsix]

[dsmsix]

[naamahdarling]

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

[tafkarfanfic]

Hey Americans! If you buy things from overseas, as of August 22 you probably don’t anymore.

Most foreign postal services have paused shipping of packages under $800 to the USA. You will hear that it’s “because of tariffs,” but that’s not exactly true.

It’s because the US:

Has not given anyone a way to pay those tariffs and

Has not been clear on what will ACTUALLY have to be paid. (The country’s tariff has been floated, but a US$80 flat fee has also been floated.

Many countries require people to pay tariffs when they receive a package. That’s fine. But you have to give people a way to pay the damn tariff. And there isn’t a way to do so. Apparently there isn’t even a PLAN for a way to do so.

So: if you have been buying from Etsy or eBay or a little shop overseas, if you subscribe to a foreign magazine, if you are an immigrant and you buy food from home via mail, now you will need to fly there and bring it home. Of course, the people who can afford that are also the ones responsible for this dumb policy.

[tzikeh]

It's a good thing the U.S. has a robust domestic manufacturing ecosystem and no one in the U.S. will need to purchase anything made in another *puts finger to earpiece* one moment I'm receiving some more information

[singdancegetnaked]

Japan is temporarily stopping almost all parcel post to the U.S. in anticipation of this. They literally just won’t accept them because they don’t know how they’ll be able to send them.

[rogha]

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

[rogha]

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

[rogha]

bbc sherlock wants what i have

[cutiebabie]

kellypringleart on instagram

[hexhive-deactivated20251119]

[coelasquid]

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head.

[desinteresse]

One time my vicious patient died and her family was like “at least she’s in heaven now” girl….idkkk

[desinteresse]

Most self aware thing any patient ever said to me was “I will see you in hell, bitch”. Oh it’s a fucking date 🫵 The Nightengale Pledge doesn’t extend beyond death and I will be curb stomping you into the fiery depths

[desinteresse]

My children standing over my deathbed in 2098: At least she’s at peace now 🙏😢

Me in hell with this geriatric bitch who has been waiting for me since 2024:

[amygdalae]

The technical term for fingering being "digital penetration" is so cool actually. Welcome. to my cyber world........

[garaks-padded-bra]

I hate when there's no toilet paper coming out the bottom of these gentlemen and you have to tickle its nutsack to de-piss yourself

[garaks-padded-bra]

what sicko blazed this

[cryoverkiltmilk]

it's true though

[47witchyneurons]

Truly

[riben-deactivated20230922]

would you guys still like me if I got shot in the forehead and fell backwards

[auckie]

Like on the ground?

[riben-deactivated20230922]

yeah like on the ground or something

[bubblebaath]

dream ophan

[furryprovocateur]

this is still my favorite panel from any achewood comic ever