im gonna wriggle up on dry land

madison, 29, she/they, paddling upstream the river of chaos but of my got my water bottle and tunes on so its ok. all i want in life is to be a reliable dyke with a utility belt (icon by shenyeun5000 @ twitter)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

levelheaded normalday preppers have been stockpiling sensible amounts of coffee and frozen meals for when the world is the same as it usually is

[selfcarereminder]

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

[haute-pockette]

I just binged the Gachiakuta manga like the monster I am. So have some of my favorite panels out of context.

[fightabear]

"it's love, isn't it?

[illbeonthathill-blog]

“Bruce did use a lot of words. A torrent of words. I sometimes thought of cloudbursts when I heard Bruce singing. An impossible amount of rain crammed into too little time.”

— Clarence Clemons on Bruce’s earlier songwriting from Real Life and Tall Tales

[datasetdyke]

— Bruce Springsteen, Springsteen on Broadway

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[luckykittycolor]

[mrmarielda]

i do probably only say this because its the thing that *i* like, but hieron is up there with the great fantasy settings to me. i feel like it should be at like at least an Earthsea level of you can expect people to know about it..... what do you mean you dont know about the man who is a dragon squished down into man who is a planet squished down into a dragon. you dont know him?? he plays guitar real good. you really dont know him? he has two sons who are ex-husbands but they somehow managed to play it so it doesn't read as incest basically at all? yeah their son was supposed to save the world (his grandpa) by killing one of his dads but then he used the wrong sword and became his dad instead? and then g dragon killed him a few thousand years later. yeah the guy from BigBang. and then a priest who.... well we dont have time for his deal. but when planet-dragon-grandpa-plays-guitar-good dies he turns his body (the world) into an infinite root system using the grandson-who-is-his-dad's blood. you seriously dont know? well did you at least hear about the big bugs??

[fameisagnn]

let’s be stupid like papa

[thenargaz]

when you lost your mother (Enjin) at the supermarket (junk desert)

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[mjackdaw]

it’s the freeking weeking baby time to make a concoction to drink outside while I read my book