im gonna wriggle up on dry land

madison, 29, she/they, paddling upstream the river of chaos but of my got my water bottle and tunes on so its ok. all i want in life is to be a reliable dyke with a utility belt (icon by shenyeun5000 @ twitter)

[millenni-em-tauk]

The atelier goes to the library! 📚🩵

[molabuddy]

ok spider megacity is actually driving me a bit crazy. 2 dominant species live in thr spider city and one wpuld usually predate the otherbut bc its so dark in there they cant tell... so they livein peace and eat midges. thousands of spiders living in peace on one bigbigbig web eating midges in the dark together forever. one bigbig web spans across boarder of two countries spiders live on there peaceful in the colddark. eating midges

[molabuddy]

World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black

A giant colonial spiderweb in a sulfuric cave on the border between Greece and Albania may be the largest ever found — and it was built by s

spider megacity..........

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[norvyarts]

the things I've learned from my mom

[zmeess]

figuring out how to draw the witch hat babies!

[chemsexholmes]

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[muppetmagic]

the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments

[ginsengstripper]

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[jacksloper]

incredible things happening on tonight’s game changer

[jesterlesbian]

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender

[mjackdaw]

revival ice cream in monterey, CA, does a flavor that is honeycomb candy, honey ripple, and beeswax essence and it is so delicious and somehow miraculously the honeycomb candy is always still crunchy and never soggy and it is a miracle

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of pride

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[haarute]

me: i can't do anything... i don't know what my life is anymore...

the jacob wysocki tulpa manifesting inside my brain:

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[speedlimit15]

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

[ximenasbrokencd]

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month