I'm so stoked my dudes

[cowboyviolence]

Calling characters with an unknown last name the name of the thing they're from (like sans undertale) is very funny but I think its funnier when people do it with a character whose last name is very much known

[cowboyviolence]

Jesus Bible

[funnytwittertweets]

[pikipikipek]

[evilphrog]

One of my favorite parts of the Hunger Games was how, in the beginning, Katniss was jealous amd resentful of the townies for not having to work in the coal mines. Then, over time, she realizes they aren't the true enemy. Then she sees the other district kids as so much better off than she is, because at least they don't come from district 12. But then she realizes they aren't the enemy either. And then she hates the other victors, before realizing they have all been exploited just as much as she has. So the enemy must be the Capitol citizens, who benefit from the exploitation of the districts, right? Wrong again. They are just uninformed and pampered people who have been kept in the dark about the true horrors faced by the rest of the country. Most of them, when push comes to shove, are perfectly willing to help the war efforts.

And slowly, over the three books, all theses separate factions of downtrodden people start to see each other as allies instead of enemies, and that is what propells them to eventual victory over the true enemy, the government that tried to pit them against each other. Just fun, totally fictional things to think about that have nothing whatsoever to do with our current life.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[communistkenobi-archive]

absolutely mind-boggling that favreau created a character as good as din djarin

[communistkenobi-archive]

you couldn’t make a character less close to a male power fantasy if you tried. this man routinely loses fights, most of which he does not even start. he’s incredibly socially passive and polite to everyone he meets. on multiple occasions women have explained basic concepts to him that the audience is already well-familiar with and his only response is “wow you are very nice. I think we should be friends”. his hobbies include sleeping in his chair and bothering his infant son with dad jokes. he doesn’t use his reputation as a scary warrior to harass people or impress anyone. he barely ever loses his temper or lashes out, and when he does it’s because people are actively trying to murder him. if anyone tries to flirt with him it either doesn’t register or he jumps out of the nearest window because he can’t process someone forwarding genuine affection in his direction. he has zero aspirations for conquest or power of any kind. literally all he does is walk around with his kid and help people. sometimes I think I’m hallucinating this entire show but it is in fact extremely real

[ghost-roads]

you know, the older i get, the more i hate cynicism. isn’t it exhausting to always be so bitter about everything? why don’t you try a little genuine kindness and understanding and maybe you’ll calm down

[silima]

whatever force of god protected me from seeing the enormous amounts of reylo content that were apparently produced this year i am so grateful 🙏

[silima]

okay nevermind i want what this person got

[eclogues]

doesnt my professor realize that i dont want to do this assignment bc im sleeby...

[la-laborista-republiko]

[dicaeopolis]

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

[dicaeopolis]

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

[swurp]

[dragonsrrad]

[pharahsgf]

when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers' labour

[boggblog]

When rich ppl watched parasite and walked away with either "this isnt about me" or "poor ppl could be hiding in my walls how evil of them"

[21stcenturytheythem]

gay rats (gay rights in southern accent)

[smokeinsilence]

have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it’s no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits stick with us even if the people don’t

[viridianmasquerade]

I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade. Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across a border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won’t talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend’s parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved, even for a heartbeat.

[starlingshrike]

i understand the desire for a more traditional ‘plot’ driven show in the mandalorian, and at one point I felt the same but now I respectfully. uh. hugely disagree. 

I for one think that its very sexy of them to say our plot is that our man is vibing with this baby. learning about the world, fighting with monsters. the other character relationship is with a hostile galaxy during a traumatic transfer of power. there’s a lot of stuff going on there!

we all have prestige tv brainrot and have forgotten the joys of a perfectly crafted monster of the week format

[everythingfox]

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