Sapphire

22 // I see the word rat and slam the reblog button

[bowling-with-skulls]

don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

this is awesome

[bizarrelovesquare]

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

[lordgolden]

whenever carry on my wayward son comes on the radio I feel like I’m in a hostage situation

[mysharona1987]

Hey, treason is a serious crime and and punishable by death, but WHAT ABOUT THE QUALITY OF MY VIDEO GAME?!?

[catgirlforeskin]

No the tweeter is right, treason is funny and doesn’t matter, gaming is more important

[redandbluebracket]

This might be my favorite submission so far

[pissvortex]

Hey i haven't been on this website in years but your username used to be "slime tony" right? you're the randy your sticks guy?

Yeah that’s right. That was me

[ihatepissvortex]

died in a chimp mauling

[baradragon]

this picture is so funny to me like the faggot radiating off this image is so warm i could heat my home… he literally went to home depot and bought the finest grade finnish wood 1x12 that cost at least $15 and then put it in a tiny plastic bag…. camp

[baradragon]

the tight $3 fruit of the loom shirt tucked into those straight leg denim jeans, he may as well be in drag

[birthdaysongs]

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

[2v62-deactivated20221127]

[straycatj]

家主は…オレがしょうじにシワをつけたと？

Hey landlady, do you say I crinkled this paper slide door?

むー……

Hmmmm……

そうですよ！オレですよ！オレがやりましたよ！

That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!

[play-now-my-lord]

the boys at the dojo are skeptical of my "Gentle Hand", the new technique i learned from an ancient tome. they say all kinds of shit. "it'll never work", "i don't see the tactical advantage here", "what you're doing is already a thing and it's called a handjob", etc. but we'll see who's laughing when i've revolutionized martial arts forever

[huffylemon]

[lesbianralzarek]

do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

[onithelovedemon]

[peeingwithmypenis-deactivated20]

I've had enough btw

[guooey]

ummm hi do u remember me? we were two bacterias in the acidic springs of ethiopia and we were friends

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

I hope Dusko is doing okay

[fruitpilled-peachcel]