Why Me! Awkward & Crazy Day!
Just the other day, in office, sitting at the front desk, minding my own work, doing my calls and beginning the day as usual⊠just a normal day you think and then the next thing that follows âŠmakes it the most hilarious and unforgettable day.
I happened to be on a call, when the floor security, suddenly interrupts my call and says in a hurried and worried manner âMadam they are coming upstairs,âŠ..!â so my immediate response while still on call was, âWhat are you saying!, since I didn't hear him clearly âŠ.I said Who?â ..then he said âthey slapped the security guard downstairs and are coming upâ, the second he said this, I got worried, so I ended my call and before I could say anything or understand anything, loud noise filled the room and a pack of ten eunuchs were in front of me, it happened all so quickly, I dint even know how to react. They were all dressed in bright colored saris, immense makeup, horribly worn and lot of fake jewelry on them, all to put on a show. With a half smile I asked them what happen and why they are here, most replied immediately that itâs a new office (Itâs a new building, all offices are new!), that they should entertain us with dance and music and that we should give them a contribution, moneyâ.
Wasn't sure whether to be scared or burst out laughing. Started messaging my colleagues in the other office saying âSave me!â Believe me, at one point, I felt like laughing and was trying to control and keep a straight face... and they went on insisting that I call my boss and that they wonât leave till the owner meets them. I asked the security to stand near the entrance of the main office, he was actually scared that they would beat him up. I told them that I cannot allow any one inside, because of important meetings going on. Stayed as far as I could from their waving hands, tried to act busy .. with a serious look, like doing some really important work, but they kept asking, so I kept repeating myself  â I do not have money to give you , and my boss is not in office, he will be here, asking you all to wait downstairsâ(I lied), tried as much as possible to be patient ,and not yell back. And asked them why they were yelling, and I hate myself for asking that, cause then they began clapping their hands and singing and said that they are like this only, this is the way they talk.
Imagine being in my situation and then relate. I know many people have dealt with them, in a good manner and not felt awkward or scared, appreciated their blessings, singing and joy to whatever occasions one celebrates in our country, when they are welcomed at weddings, welcome a new born, festivals etc, or like a new office. But when unwelcome to an occasion, you dint even know about, itâs irritating and inconvenient.
Anyway, one of my colleagues was on the way, messaged me and also said to tell them to wait downstairs. I tried that twice already, they dint move, in fact two of them took the guests chairs and sat side of me. I was so freaking out then, tried to act as distracted as possible and ignored all possible taunts. After sometime, they luckily got bored , I was on a call again, few of them took the lift upstairs while others went downstairs. The building security came up and apologized for not being able to stop them and said were at least ten more eunuchs  downstairs that he dint allow and hurried to the other floors to check the drama. After ten mins I looked outside and saw three taxis parked, the eunuchs got in them and left. I related this whole drama to my colleagues in the other office during lunch time and my day went well since I kept recalling what happened in the first half, also the thought or most important question of all Why Me!â ;)