It's a Kade-ocracy

Y'know that kid from those videos.  22.Queer.NYC. He/his/him pronouns. 

[ch-cago]

Teachers be like “I’m more than happy to accommodate students with mental illnesses or disabilities. I just don’t excuse any absences, offer extra credit, or accept late homework. Also my only office hours are off campus on the last full moon of every other month”

[micdotcom]

Watch: Samantha Bee takes on untested rape kits and the cops and politicians who want to destroy them.

[burn0uttt-deactivated20160829]

Holy fucking shit that last part oh my god

[kantstopkaden-blog]

Me: Hello Dr. Professor Sir, I understand you are currently out of the country on a Very Important Research Trip but I have reached a stumbling block in my Big Official Paper for a Completely Legitimate Reason. I was hoping if you would maybe please possibly give me an Extension of Mercy on said Paper due to my Extenuating Circumstance, Academic Record, and Established Collegiate Relationship with you. Ever Your Obedient Servant, Firstname Lastname.

Professor: no prob. deuces, Brendan.

[coolsuggestion]

i want us to meet again. later on. when we are older and kinder.

[1stfrom92]

How men should give head

[crushalot340]

Lmao

[kumonsta93]

That fact that I actually followed this and shit did wonders for me lmao

[kzaketchum-deactivated20170819]

I will save this video. I already knew about the alphabet one but the peach one is new to me

[littlemisshaleybug]

This is legit advice tho wtf hell ya

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

[dashausofjack]

[theonetrueprincessofooo]

[candyforgiraffes]

[chargeupandjo-deactivated201602]

theres a difference between “my bf/gf wont let me” and “my bf/gf would be hurt it i did this so out of consideration for their feelings im going to choose not to”

[kantstopkaden-blog]

No matter how bad or pointless something may seem recently, knowing how far I've come from where I was at this time last year makes every minute worth living.

[danthehumanboy]

You can be a good person with a kind heart and still say no.

D.K. // An advice from myself to myself.  (via cloudkiddo)

Need to remember this

(via all-thatss-beautiful)

[stubborn-daze]

[shencomix]

Oh ok I understand now.

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[boredpanda]

20+ Proud Cat Mommies With Their Kittens

[scandaal]

Things that are NOT okay for ur bf/gf to do: • tell u that u can’t do something with ur body (cut/dye ur hair, pierce something, etc) • tell u that u cant wear something • tell u not to hang out with ppl u like • separate u from ur family/friends

U ARE UR OWN PERSON AT ALL TIMES

[just-shower-thoughts]

I love how stars are billions of miles apart and we’re like “that’s a soup ladle”.