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[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sadakotetsuwan]

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

[theleafriday]

[livnuns]

Story of my life

[moby-grapes]

so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

[extrafabulouscomics]

v old

[memewhore]

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[elpatron-delmal]

[supremeputa]

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[grimesoblivion]

My class pretended to play dead.

[tyleroakley]

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

[quibbs]

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

[attackonsociallife-deactivated2]

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

[emodesertwitch]

“Stop being dead right now”

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

[welcometonegrotown]

white privilege

[kanyestesticles]

i’m not saying what the white man did was okay bc it’s not and he should be killed for it, but it’s not white privilege that the black man got prison. he had 8 felonies and had been arrested 24 times. he got prison bc he was a repeat offender not bc he stole candy. again, not excusing the other guy or trying to justify his sentence bc that is complete bullshit.

[lastoneout]

This pride month anyone who posts aphobic or biphobic shit in the pride tags owes me $20

[tenitchyfingers]

also if you post anything nbphobic or transphobic or panphobic? excuded from pride month celebrations, sorry i don’t make the rules

[kanyestesticles]

no one is going to give you 20$

[datzhott]

Plus-Sized Woman Rocks Bikini on Hollywood Boulevard to Promote Body Acceptance

Los Angeles is known for many things: great weather, a laidback lifestyle, and Hollywood’s biggest stars. But for many who live in La La Land, the pressure to conform to a certain beauty standard can leave them feeling downright depressed.

[snorlax-con-tetas-deactivated20]

Why didn’t this have any notes?

[l20music-deactivated20151007]

It doesnt have any notes because its a black woman doing it. Had it been a white woman this wouldve been national news.

[tashabilities]

I bolded

[crabsingeneral]

https://www.google.com/amp/clutchmagonline.com/2014/04/tired-obsession-perfection-plus-size-woman-dons-bikini-hollywood-boulevard/amp/

Here’s another link to the article because the one posted just shows up and error message

[kanyestesticles]

no it wouldn’t. stop trying to act like everything is based on race. white people are more hated than ever before no one cares because it’s overdone. it’s just another overweight person wearing a bikini. it’s not new, it’s not special. shut up and stop trying to make everything about race.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

I’ll be honest the red iPhone does look really nice, but I put a case on my phone.

[kanyestesticles]

get a clear case...

[manticoreimaginary]

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

[spybrarian]

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

[neutralbacteria]

[mohicaaa]

Omg 😭😭😭