All Things Not Kanye.

The Roof Is Not My Son, But I will Raise It.

[cosmonautroger]

[marxism-kirbyism-deactivated202]

Same energy

[pleatedjeans]

via

[thomas529]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zsnes]

his name is Whole Roasted Chicken

[real-clydesdale-deactivated2020]

I can’t believe it whenever I see all of these literal babies on their own smartphones and Apple tablets. When I was their age the only thing I would play with was an old goose beanie baby I dubbed Stinky Beak. He was deformed and I hated him and I tried to drown him several times.

[severalowls]

Not to sound like a French orphan from the 1700s but as a 5yo I had a stale baguette end which was shaped slightly like a bird head. I called it goosey-duck and I loved it very much until I accidentally left it out in the rain and it drowned.

OP I think you’re my cosmic opposite and we need to duel or something.

[real-clydesdale-deactivated2020]

This is like the beginning of Us

[art-tnt]

[sistertaxon]

[angelstills]

Cameron Diaz on the animation of the 2001 film, Shrek.

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

me watching shrek

[notchristianbale]

[dontbeanassbutt]

My friend: what’re you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[starkdottir]

[nympheminist-deactivated2018030]

how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers

[turning-point-albania]

This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank

[gruene-teufel]

This was how Putin annexed Crimea

[zorri]

This is how Bernie can still win

[coolthingoftheday]

Aside from bees and butterflies, bats are one of the most important pollinators on the planet - especially in tropical and desert regions. 

(Source)

[executionerbarbie]

lost in the sauce

[jaidefinichon]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

theyre happy to see each other

[twitterscreencaps]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[teenscoolest]

[teenscoolest]