[sloaners]

a chairitable kōhai

[nxctern]

didn’t get much sleep bc of Naruto and now he has to deal with this guy

[anidiotlearning]

The Void blinks back.

[pepperonchino]

Inspired by “White Lilies” – NarutoDays(DAYS8)

This fanfic is so damn good. If you wish for a fantastic NaruHina angst fic, THIS 👏🏼 IS 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 FIC 👏🏼FOR 👏🏼YOU.

[easwan]

Packing the Essentials

✨closeups under the cut✨

Inspired by this silly dog bag

[ivvyela]

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.

[starkdottir]

"even if he liked girls, hinata would not be that girl, she's not his type of person" except she is! always has been, always will be, ever since they were kids. and honey, that man is straight. they've been happily married for over a decade!!

[lablee-artsy]

...sleepover

Also on x

[starkdottir]

"My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack."

"........ Me?!"

[laufeysons-archive]

FAVORITE MARVEL CHARACTERS: ⟶ Tony Stark

[starkdottir]

Coming back to say that that was one of Marvel's dumbest ideas. 

[starkdottir]

Kys

[starkdottir]

Apparently the actor playing Aang is 11, Katara is 14, Sokka is 19 and Zuko is 20. I don't want any couple coming out of that, except maybe Sokka x Zuko, which we're probably not getting.

I'm sorry, but the age difference with the other ones is just too weird in my opinion.

[starkdottir]

It's a bisexual thing

[starkdottir]

TW: Netflix

They really gonna make Katara older than Sokka just so she can date Zuko, ignoring the fact that Sokka being older is important to the story and there's a hundred different scenes where they talk about their mother d-wording and their father leaving for war and how she had to become the leader/protector of the family even if she's younger, huh?

Also, I can't wait to see a 22 year old pretending to be 16 <3

[starkdottir]

"If I fall down on the fathering job, old Jarvis is ready to pick up the slack." Yeah, no shit. 

[starkdottir]

you do know what spiderverse is actually like right? like in the comics? the movie was not even a small dive into it also there’s TONS of stories involving peter and the spiderverse like ????? idg some of y’all, a character can’t claim a whole multiverse of characters and there’s a lot of characters from the spiderverse that people are massive fans of and probably won’t ever get a proper adaptation

Y’all are so annoying, I swear. Who said anything about Miles “claiming a whole multiverse of characters”? All I said was the MOVIE (not the multiverse) was a success because of him. He IS the main character. I know about the “TONS of stories involving peter and the spiderverse”, but that movie isn’t about them, it’s about Miles and his side character friends