kaomi

✧✧hi im kaomi and im trash✧✧ -INACTIVE- talk to me on twitter @_cleiris

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imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

[pussyjizz-blog]

imagine praying to God and going to church

[myinflatableboyfriend]

[cutebramgreenfeld-deactivated20]

“Bro?” 

“Bro!” 

“Bro.” 

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

“ball isnt life….” “bro…..” “you are life” “b-bro!”

[ukiinas]

Happy birthday, Nishinoya Yuu // 10.10

[onlytwitterpics]

[mikerickson]

[nolongeractivena]

dont foret

[kaomimimi]

what tumblr callout posts should be focused on: this person is extremely dangerous and could put you at real risk offline; avoid at all costs!

most callout tumblr posts: this person drew rose quartz thin

[kaomimimi]

*walks past people who are laughing*

brain: they're laughing at u

me: they're 20 feet away and I don't even know them

brain: at U

me: shit ur right

[nikoni]

[did-you-know]

If you like this, you should check out Socality Barbie. Same concept, different execution, actual Instagram account. 

Source

[piteousgate]

It’s Society

[ladygolem]

You Thought I Was Riding My Bike… But I was Actually Riding My Bike Next To Some Dudes

[ot3-old]

Woman Is On Beach, But Other People Are On The Beach Also. Thusly It Is Immoral Of Her To Photograph It

[obviousplant]

This 7-Ft. Kid Jail is now available at Toys R Us

[winfieldblue]

fake tumblr posts

so today I was walking down the street and a guy was wearing a shirt that said “gay ppl are bad ppl” then a hive mind mentality came over all the people in a 4 kilometre radius and we all took a “All Gay All Tha Way™” doo Doo on him. 1380 people shitting on him, he die.

[allapologys-blog]

pros of drinking a lot of water:

good for your skin

good for your hair

helps loose weight

good for curing illness

boosts energy

helps immune system

lessens the chance of getting cancer

helps general health and happyness

cons of drinking a lot of water:

i peed 6 times today

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Internet Explorer’s just sitting there alone

[gaaraofsburbia]

I think you may have missed the entire point of this image

[evnw-deactivated20140126]

[officialunitedstates]

imma steal yo girl

[wizardnamedduh]

Jokes on you, I don’t have one.

[officialunitedstates]

imma help you get a girl then steal yo girl

[kaomimimi]

izaya: *is in a crowd and can't find shizuo*

izaya: *literally does nothing but exist*

shizuo: IZAAAAYYYYAAAAAA!

izaya: aha there he is

[kaomimimi]

Other people's shower thoughts: [mind blowing realization]

My shower thoughts: [Ive Been Working On the Railroad 10 Hour Version]