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[kaosoracle]

name someone who is not as kind as they seem?

“trust me when I say that nobody on this island is as kind as they seem, it’s the ones that seem nice that you need to watch out for the most.”

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are there any lovebirds on the island we should keep an eye out for?

“I’m keeping my eyes on what’s going on with Eden and Sihyun… I don’t know where exactly it’s headed yet, but watch this space, whatever it is certainly has my attention.” ( @eleutherixs @heavenburdened )

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thoughts on the spanish elite on kaos?

“what’s not to love? they’re entertaining, I’ll give them that - they seem to have brought three lifetime’s worth of drama with them. plus, they’re easy on the eyes. I can’t complain.” ( @fabiandefonollosa @principeandres )

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sort the residents of kaos into: looks like they could kill you, actually a cinnamon roll / looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you / looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you / looks like a cinnamon roll, actually a cinnamon roll / & sinnamon roll?

“oh, alright.. who am i to deny you anyways..looks like they could kill you, actually a cinnamon roll: beau marin, levi bennett, jung sihyun, pavlina  kosheleva, fabian de fonollosa, caspian stgermaine.looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: lena hermann, arlo rouselle, tempest ainsworth, ágata saravia, thea delacroix, bao lee.looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: florian agreste, andrés de fonollosa.looks like a cinnamon roll, actually a cinnamon roll: vera floros, ara korra, choi naeun, serena bonnette, eden lovegrove.sinnamon roll: EVERYONE!”

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anyone you'd like to see get together?

“me and a mojito. if you want me to name names, you gotta give me more to work with.”

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who’s the biggest diva here?

“everyone?! but if i have to pick, my money is on the spanish royalty. oh, and that canadian journalist who’s covered in glitter all the damn time.” ( @fabiandefonollosa, @principeandres, @shiningbao )

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think anyone's still with their hymen intact?

oh, baby. we don’t believe in such social constructs here. let people have the sexual life they want! but always wear a condom, darlings!

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are there any kaos residents in particular that one should watch out for?

oh, all of them! but between me and you, i don’t fall for agata and thea’s pretty faces. i’d watch out for them. ( @ofagatas, @wilderviolets )

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any interesting rivalries?

this is probably a one sided rivalry and that’s exactly what makes it interesting: tempest and fabian. how dare he forget about her after a wonderful night of love making?! ( @queen-tempest, @fabiandefonollosa )

[kaosoracle]

𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚔𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢?                                    𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙻𝙴 𝚃𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂 𝙰𝙻𝙻.

❝  Our favorite time of the year is here !! October is filled with frights and pumpkin spice. It is the time of the year when the most juiciest gossip tends to come out. And we are all ears. The past two weeks have been quiet and we really had to do some digging.  ❞

our biweekly podcast can be found under the cut.

Our biggest news involved two of the most prestigious business men we have on the island. The families of our little Florian Agreste and Jung Sihyun have gotten themselves in a bit of trouble. We have no further information on if these allegations of bribing the Brazilian president are true or not. But if these boys came to Kaos to get away from the tabloids, they better keep their head low until everything blows over.

With summer ending, the tourist are slowly returning home and we are only left with our year time residents. From what we have gathered, this time around we are gaining a couple new permanent residents. The charm of Kaos has really encapsulated some people. Which just means for people for us. 

On that note of new people, we are graciously welcoming the newest boat of arrivals. Our most elite both come from Spain. A little part of the Spanish royalty graces us with Fabian de Fonollosa as well as Ágata Saravia. Lets see how well these royals can mingle among the commoners. Then on the opposite side of spectrum we have Therese Delacroix, who we have our eyes on. With beauty like hers, she is bound to add something to this island.

Last but not least, we’d like to welcome Avery Hyperion to our island. They seem to be still stuck in their shell but give them time to get to know some of our residents and they will be joining the rest of them in no time. Oh, and our beautiful local girl Serena Bonnette is also around. We’ll be watching her closely. Can’t wait till you give us some good stuff to talk about ;) Until next time, beloved. You know you love us, xoxo.

( @floagreste, @eleutherixs, @fabiandefonollosa, @ofagatas, @wilderviolets, @serenabonette )

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Does anyone on this island know how to be monogamous?

But what fun would that be? If people want to be with more than one person, go for it! Just make sure everyone involved is okay with it. The one thing we hate are cheaters. 

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kaos resident(s) most likely to get caught skinny dipping?

Easy, and because I can’t pick just one - Sihyun or Tempest. Though I feel like this is cheating, because I am sure one or both have already been caught before.

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   𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚔𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢?                                      𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙻𝙴 𝚃𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂 𝙰𝙻𝙻.

❝  Hello, hello, residents of Kaos. Your favorite frenzied women from whose lips the god speak are here to tell about what’s up and hot around our island.  ❞

our biweekly podcast can be found under the cut.

In much older news, The History and Anthropology Museum held a fundraiser a couple weeks ago. And if we are honest, we were expecting a lot more fun from it. Rumour has it, our resident bad boy Levi Bennett had a sweet date with Jung Sihyun. Do you think something might be going on between them? Although, be careful Levi. Sihyun seems to be good at breaking hearts. Or that’s what it looked like after his date with Florian Agreste, who left the party as soon as his charity date was over. We can’t help but wonder what happened between them. 

We can’t deny we were a bit disappointed with the lack of exciting things that happened that night. We expected a little more from everyone. But it was still nice to see the locals shining through the night, like our lovely Vera Floros and Mora Driscoll, who also went on a little charity date. 

Oh well, honor where honor’s due, congratulations to Celeste Toptani for hosting such a great event.

Changing topics, there’s new exciting arrivals in our island. Tempest Ainsworth seems to be honoring her name since she got here. Apparently, she’s come to visit her long time friend Beau Marin. But who knows. She seems to be getting reunited with Beau and his brother, Florian. A sickly sweet reunion we have. But this isn’t the only little reunion we have been seeing. Arlo Rouselle has been getting familiar again with his old flame, Ara Korra. We always say never go back to anything that you had to toss out in first place. 

We’d also like to welcome russian beauty Pavlina Koshelevna and up and coming artist, Sori Hwang. Can’t wait to learn everything about you ladies.

Until next time, beloved. You know you love us, xoxo.

[kaosoracle]

first impression of vera floros

Hmmm, she gives off a non convicted Martha Stewart vibe.

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first impressions of ara, vera, and heidi?

Aramintia: She’s enthusiastic. Too much for my liking. ( @aramintiax )Vera: Almost certainly hiding something, nobody is that generous without an ulterior motive. ( @verafloros )Heidi: That girl needs to live a little. I understand that her job requires it, but she’s far too serious. ( @haunteyed )

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first impression of florian agreste

A male version of Paris Hilton but with less tiny dogs. ( @floagreste )

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any couples you’d like to see?

me and a strawberry daiquiri. other than that, i’d be rooting for anything that lasts longer than a week. please, keep me updated!