first date with lauren compton: love is blind ft. josh potter. you know how it is, tweaked a bit for easier use, and mess with them freely as you see fit!
"do you sleep naked?"
"you know, last night i slept naked."
"i don't do well in heat."
"i love to sleep with the room ice cold."
"this is a sign of my self confidence: i have a large bed, but i still sleep as if i'm not allowed in it. there are three quarters of my own bed i don't even see."
"let's say that you're in love, they're the one, they're your soulmate. but they hate the room at your temperature. what then?"
"that's not my soulmate."
"what do you do to relax?
"i play sports video games. i'm a jock."
"oh, i'm an open wound, and you're not gonna like what comes out of it."
"oh, so you play sports online ... what a loser."
"i believe in astrology when it yields in my favor."
"do you think it's a red flag when someone asks you your time of birth?"
"i've completely lost my birth certificate."
"what are your guilty pleasures?"
"i love drugs, but that sounds a little worse than i want it to sound."
"i love a gaming system. you don't need to feed it, it doesn't need to go to the bathroom. you can leave it for days at a time."
"have your friends ever convinced you to stop seeing someone?"
"my friends have tried convincing me to stop seeing someone."
"i'm trying not to fall for my instincts."
"what is it that you keep going for that isn't working?"
"it's something about my own self - loathing and that someone so cold and frightening would choose me."
"something about that just tickles the right bone."
"i'm going to go ahead and give you a red flag for not learning."
"how would you get out of the worst date of your life?"
"you're not like i thought you were going to be."
"i can't do a pick up line. are you kidding?"
"i'm pretty sweet."
"stop oppressing me with your love!"
"where are you finding these gremlins?!"
"i'm finding these people from the coffin. i have to stop picking up people from the crypt."
"you sound really sweet. they sound awful."
"the sweetest thing someone's ever done for me is always followed by the sourest thing."
