Alright bois its Commission Time™
Yep, I’m finally making an actual commission post. Hello. I’m Kao. Y’all literally don’t know who I am, but I’m gonna ask for your money anyway. Y’see, ya boi Kao is gonna be moving to a new state soon, and I’m gonna need all the extra cash I can get because, well, I won’t have a job when I get there. That’s where you guys come in!
Just a heads up, this post is gonna be a long one, so strap in!
Have you wanted your own, fresh, piece of art, for the low, low price of just 10 dollars? Well you’re in luck! I’m offering sketch commissions starting from just $5! Yes, yes, I know, I mentioned two numbers, calm down. I’ll get to that!
You want just a basic, barebones, hit-and-run sketch? I got you covered, for just 5 whole dollars! Example is as follows:
Okay, so, maybe that’s too simple for your money. You want something more EXCITING. I got that too. Simple lineart sketch for just $10!!
So, maybe, just maybe, you’re feeling really generous, and you’re willing to pay for MORE CONTENT just like our (un)favorite video game companies offer. I’ve got that too. Greyscale sketchwork for a measly 20 dollars!!!!
And just in case you’re wondering, extra characters are $5 extra. A paltry amount just to bring in some friends!
So yeah, hey, spread this around if you want! I’d really appreciate the attention this post gets, and my loving girlfriend will too once I’m able to move up there with her. Just shoot me an ask here, or message me over on my deviantArt!
And hey, hey, you there. Yeah, you, the normie that’s not feeling all these fat chicks. Hey, psst….come here buddy. I got one for you too. I’m fully willing and able to do some normal cute girls too. All you gotta do is say the word, and I can hook. you. up. No extra charge. That’s just a great damn deal if you ask me~!