Land of World Domination

Welcome to the mind of a mad scientist!!!

[illustratedkate-blog]

Parks and Recreation + Avengers AU!! All credit to Alycia for showing me this post and giving me ideas! (my apologies for the length of this post - i wasn’t sure how to arrange it so it’d be readable!)

[tieflingbi]

playing origins as a mage and returning to the tower for the broken circle quest

[st-berry]

[browsethestacks]

KFCloud vs McBeefiroth by Kevin Bolk

[aruthin-deactivated20181218]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god

[renfamous]

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

[jamieevans]

That rat’s name is Remy, and he works here. 

[queenoftheimpala-deactivated202]

When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

[drtanner-dickery]

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” 

[jeonwonn]

upwardsfreefall

[kapakola]

Good god... It's screaming in pain!

[lekswinterisdyslexic]

Racist glasses w/ KingBach, Anwar Jibawi

[adrieunor]

man, people can tell 6 second stories like nobody’s business in 2014

[hellanerd]

MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO

[hellanerd]

DID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING

[hellanerd]

YOUTUBE NO

[hellanerd]

MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL

[kapakola]

Just put this on my google chrome... boy is my girlfriend going to get a surprise tomorrow XD

[leonardnimoy]

[homosexualtrash]

fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that

The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…

death.

[spadesslick]

That fact is not fun.

[gayserblast]

"Have you finished studying for your final?"

[kapakola]

It's sad how true this is

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[thejunglenook]

This joke is lethal

[kapakola]

if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

probably still on the internet

but with a really nice laptop

[piecomic]

[buzzfeed]

22 Tumblr Posts That Will Remind You Why Having Family Is The Best

[gobblechopstv]

[skygenders]

Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

[secretsfromanightingale]

Vaermina: Daedric Prince of Dreams and Nightmares

She is the Dreamweaver, torturing mortals while they sleep. She is considered one of the most evil or demonic Daedric Prince. It is said that when one falls asleep, they’re likely to slip into Quagmire, Vaermina’s realm, and are presented to her. The mortals then wake in cold sweat not remembering any bit of their nightmare. Those that do, however, claim to not fear anything on Nirn for there is nothing more terrifying than being in Vaermina’s presence.

Sleep easy tonight ;)