私たちが住んでいたことを覚えておいてくださ?

[seabearhugs]

[rect]

i laugh at myself so much im so funny

[tanku-deactivated20120711]

a hilarious joke

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

[faystop-deactivated20130723]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

[wingscanspeak]

EXPLAIN

[patdick-stumph-deactivated20150]

What

[actually-pyunsuke]

!

[actually-pyunsuke]

.

[hillaryclinton-deactivated20241]

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

DELETE THISS

[actually-pyunsuke]

How It's Made: *literally anything*

me: :o

[bladetheroosterteethfanguy]

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

[ramavatarama]

NOOOOOOOO

[oh-godno]

I DONT GET IT????

[luciddreamerash-blog]

SCREAMS

[cheese24k]

Monkey buys a drink from a vending machine

> exactly how I act when the vending machine is taking too long.

[actually-pyunsuke]

japanese=hacked

[emmysaurus]

My hand fits perfectly in my other hand… I think I was made for myself

[felderwin]

good

[rock-brigade-deactivated2015081]

good

[thesoulboundalchemist]

very bad

[minajs]

apparently nasa confirmed there’s an ocean on one of Jupiter’s moons say it with me kids: space mermaids

[antihero-complexmoved-deactivat]

Okay, this brought out my inner astronomy nerd, hold onto your hats, folks.

The moon is called Europa, and it doesn’t have just an ocean. It is completely covered in water with a mile-thick sheet of ice over the top.

Now we know that the ice has water under it because once in a while, massive fucking geysers shoot water up into space.

Now this brings up an interesting question about Europa: How in the fuck can the water stay warm enough to be liquid if there’s a mile-thick sheet of ice on top of it? 

And the theorized answer is: Europa has a core that is warm like our own. And it has undersea hydrothermal vents that are causing the geysers.

Now this would keep the water at above-freezing temperatures, and if the hydrothermal vents on Europa act anything like the ones on Earth, we have the potential of them spitting up organic matter from Europa’s core into the oceans.

And guess what that soup of organic matter means? The potential for life.

So yeah. Space mermaids. And a whole lot more.

[hidekanez-remade-lawl]

i applied for a hidekane network and i am so Afraid heres hide and kaneki merging into a single being

[deadgiriwalking]

I laughed so hard I fell off my chair. (x)

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

at least 85% of Edward Elric’s personality is made up of pure U WANNA FUCKIN GO

[asmoonrose]

White kids in movies

Mom: where are you going Kid: out